Are dogs mans best friends, or is a Greggs Goodie better!?
Easy wan for me, I'll huv the goodie. "Twa bridies and a bottul o Irn Broo please, Missus"
Anyone seen the advert for Greggs Bakers *starring* Paddy McGuiness?
It mainly features a Paddy and a scabby wee potlicker, that's a dug <woof> if yer no familiar with the term.
It shows a loving and close bond between them; all lovely dovey, playfulness and full of the joys of life, complete with cringe worthy, cheesy lift music to match. <boak>
Eventually, they get to the bakers, the dug is left ootside, looking aw dejected while tethered to a bollard, as Paddy nips in to the shop.
Back in the hoose, Paddy pits the poke doon on the table, and then sticks the kettle oan. He turns aroond a few times, all is well. Then Paddy turns roond for a final time and sees that the poke is ripped and it's contents gone.
The next scene depicts a messy faced, guilty looking dug. The camera slowly zooms in on Paddys coupon, while shock and horror ripples over it. "You Little...", justice swiftly ensues.
The next scene, had me in stitches. It shows the wee dug stuck in the back of a van being cairted aff tae doggy boot camp.
Aweeee <not> Haw haw!
Sure beats yer leather sofa, LV, injury lawyers fur you drossage.
If you wish, you can view it here. If yer a doggy saftie, mind huv a hanky ready.