ITS A WOODEN TABLE IN APUB GARDEN AND THE GRASS IS BY LOOKIN INTO THE GAP WHERE THE PARASOL GOES

Close enough! Its a glass panel in a picnic table though who knows why!

Control yourself now, Stuarty!

Go on Stuarty. Beef it intae 'im.

aww Rab am sowwwwey vewy vewy sowwy who talks like that ha ha

Cheers T. At least thers somebody on my wavelength here!

HO HUM!

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Mother-in-Law's special chair.

Self portrait of a basket-case.

Certainly not an inside job

Special prize for that reply Tomi

Waste of time this!

This 'Art' is part of an exhibition in Germany. It is composed of a 1950s hair-dryer, several prosthetic limbs and an ejector seat from an aircraft. Everybody should have one.

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Petals of a blue rose.

The lining of a coat, actually looks like a uniform jacket.

Close.

Dis yea hauve ought tae dae wi yon "Hannabile Lechtur ( is yon a Scottish Name?)

a Slave

Pile of coats on a bed.

A coin?

red hot, rab

Not near enough for a cokeynut? Or do you want blood?

oh come on rab - is it BLOOD i seek, when there are so few denominations these days lol

Hey Davy, I just realised you've got the same thing I've got! I did the same thing witha £10 note! I never carry coins - far too common

Still checking davy!

Whit ... Wi' aw them screw heids in it?

Prototype Mercedes hubcap.

It's a TWO pound coin, Rab - ye wer only pound short!

Are you a secret hub cap spotter, THEE? lol

Maybe a secret hubcap collector Davy. Couldnae work out the screws all round your "coin".
I've heard "As queer as a three pound note" but never "As queer as a two pound coin"

Whats a 'Two Pound coin' look like?

Look at the fotie Rab

What - this one?
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Disnae look like anything to me! I'm too poor to recognise a £2 coin is what I mean! Nae money, nae friends, nae hame, nae nuthin. Even the dugs givin me funny looks.

Don`t worry Rab I don`t know what it is either.

Silly me, couldn't find the right topic to insert this.
Talkin' about which ... ...

What would you insert here?

LOL I have a mind like a cesspit

Hi Davy, nice tae see yer back
We probably think the same as Rab ... but what is it? (I'm dyin' to post the picture of it being put fully to use ... by a man. )

hiya Tomi
not quite out of the woods yet got a wee op coming up, week on monday, (15th August) which we hope will improve my breathing difficulties.
I will leave that all in the BIG YIN's haunds

As to this piece of equipment - I must admit am TOTALLY baffled.
One pathetic idea was a baseball bat warmer!
Then I thought of a winter coat fer a bandy legged chicken???

anywies - i'll get aff an hiv ma fish pie fer me tea - bein' Friday and all!

wee davy waves

I'm doing fish as well right now Davy ... choked up wi' the cauld and canny be bothered goin' into town for our customary Friday Chinese take-away.
I'll be thinking of you Davy and wishin' you all the best.
Baseball bat warmer? That's a good 'un ... but nae coconut.

Ah've got the cauld tae (sneeze)

Is it a muffler for an alpine horn

Thumbless glove? (Being less than naughty here!)

Here's a hint or three (it's too good to clarify straight away)

Heather could have put it to good use.

Rab and Joop might have loved to use it ...
... but might have got the sack if they used it on duty.
My poor ol' Mary would have no time for such a thing.

Golf club heid cover?

Nope

Some kind of gloved BATON holder?

Nope
You'll stick the heid oan me when you see it.

OK, you've waited long enuff.

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Doh, can't imagine why we didn't get that

It was the colour that threw me. Sleeping bags are usually blue with a red lining.

You have to think outside the box, Bill.

Hey you ! Am no in ma boax yet !