cause then it whid go back in time and it looks a bit wee tae be a time machine

Wellll - you put some water into the jug - different amounts of water will give a differrent 'chime' when tapped by the 'tapper'. Clockwork is in the base of the jug. Kinky.

Try this for size ...... Nae cheatin mind - my rodent is watching YOU!
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Is it a braille watch

Canny see that !

naw it is a device that lets you know if yee kin get pregnant

See here.

Personally, I'll stick with the old kind!

Now this is a real mystifyer!

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do u need a degree to work it oot cause am still nane the wiser

Me too pal!

AYE I CAN IMAGINE TRYING TI WORK THAT OOT EFTER A NIGHT DOON THE PUB.

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Are ye havin' one of yer wee turns Rab?

He's whuppin ass!!

is it a big Q

It must be a Locking ring, Rab.

Its called floggin' a dead horse - but I'll just give ye's all a bit more time!

Is it something off an ArtyFarty clock face?

Is it a horse's hoof measuring device

Ah thought they jist used tape measures Is it for taking the top aff boiled eggs?

Evens favourite

Big sigh!
Its a clock, it shows half past 2 and I want one!

OK - next guess please....................
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Well, the last three have been timepieces so is this a radio???

It,s sitting over someone's head, cardboard covered in tin foil wae twa buttons///....och, am gettin' a sare heid wae awe yer guessin' cerry oan.

Is it an Ad for "He should have gone to Specsavers"

(alternative for those who don't get the TV ad) Boo Hoo, I wanted gold rimmed ones like my brother

It's a Van Goch Lookalike from Picasso's cubism period.
(Didn't I get the clock face? don't be tight!)

It's an idiot!

Stowst,

I'm really worried that anyone would think they know what an idiot looks like !

Tombro

Ah'm an expert Tombro....................ah merried two o' them!!!

That makes three of you

I only did it once

The answer to this 'what is it' could bore you to death! See what you think HERE. No responsibilty accepted for what happens to you!

ah canny find a thai sweet chilli box anywhere, so that`s really upset my day.

How very astute THH.... and true!!!

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No they are not for drug-pedlars! But what are they for?

It's for picking your dog's Poo off the pavement and dropping over the kerbside sewer, maybe!

trainer tae lock onto the pedal of a bike-ma pals got one cos he's got a widden leg-hauds it on the pedal!

Close enough - magnetic contacts to stop slipping from pedals.

Now this .........

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Some sorta mad strainer?

Megaphone; for someone who doesn't really need one !

it is a fold away vegi steamer when using microwave or space saving a fink

is it a collapsible cup?

No,No,No and No

Isssit for catching and counting midges

is it for sifting flour

is it some sort of a mask (mouth covering)

issit a tupperware chanty?

Another 4 no's! Heres a different view ......... Clue: a breath of fresh air!

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is it some sort of an air filter then

[quote name='Rab' post='257223' date='14th Sep 2009, 09:37pm']Another 4 no's! Heres a different view ......... Clue: a breath of fresh air!

Thingmy for looking underwater from a boat?

Nope & nope. I admit its a hard yin!
You can guarantee a bad hair day with this gadget!