oh a would never believe it

Is it a dae it yersel coffin?

An MFI wan Hubert...mind them?

Stuarty ah think Huberts right.

Box with Fresh flowers in it

wit is it then and who gets the 99 cone

C'mon Stuarty....ah'm 'dyin' tae know.....

it a machine gun box who u going to shoot stu??? i think its a cardboard coffin aswell xxxx or its got red roses inside it with big massive stems ??????????????

ah'll say the obvious...a box of square Eggs,noo where dae i go fer the 99????

spot on it was a cardboard coffin and cost 55pounds to get it made from recycled paper a thought it was a great idea and a know its morbid looking at them but we awe endup in somthing a think thats the wan a want as why pay a lot of money for somthing that is going to be cremated and a shall never be used again so thats mine baggsy it

awisjistgonnysayacardboardcoffinstuartycanahuvma99pokieonywey?pleeeeese!

oh just for you rab and all that fancy an icream 99

and have a double wan if you want it

Kin a huv a double nugget since ah wis close?

God a hope a dont end up in a cardboard box. a think a would come back and haunt the buggars.

Might be a cairry oot right enough, but its no a take home box, in fact the opposite! LoL

oh java a can only find a single nougat so enjoy and it took mer hours to find it so dont moan or else a will give it to rab ok

Ya dancer Stuarty...raspry annaw....talishus... (lickin ma lips)

Here ye go java,sorry i couldnae get wan wae the Ice Cream and Raspberry sauce...........mmmmmm

Stuarty,
if yer heeded oot tae ra van.Will ye pick me up ma favourite please..I've enclosed a picture fer ye,and don't ferget tae get the Raspberry sauce and a bottle of Irn-Bru fer me annaw.Ta very much....lol

Typical man...aw nugget nae fillin......

Stoap greetin Java - an eat yer prize ...................... the ither wans MINE!

oh a remember tht rab you sent that one in when a first joined up you showed me that and a knew a had seen it somewhere thanks for showing it again

I'm a very sad person stuarty. I keep it to remind me what I'm missin.
I keep worryin that electric fire is gonny melt them wan day and they'll be gone when I want them.

och nevermind rab if you loose it a will send you mare until the coos come home ok thats what gg pals are for looking iut fur wan and other

Aw Rab, yer a wee darlin.....they look abslootly dalishus....and the poshest double nuggets ah ever saw wi thur raspry and wee doilies and everythin.....oh ah'm a happy wummin this day...

OOOhhhh i could joost eat ones of those right noo

oh wow hey keelie check them oot !!!! wen i die i hope it becos i had too many double nuggets like that.. mmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!

lol karyn ....wit will ye put on yer heed stone pal ....here lies a double nugget...lol

and that is a fantastic butt of a joke

I KNOW WHAT IT IS IT'S A THINGAMAJIG

naw its a whitjymacallit

It's a doohickie

awcht its jist ma thingy

what goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and pink and it goes in a wet dark place of your body no durty thinking now

whid yee be able tae blow it

it,s a wee pink wet trumpet....blue yir head aff.

bit that disnae come oot soft

yi boil it furst, whits wrang wi you Murn.

ouch whid that be hard boiled

Naw, naw, jist right.

ah dont like they 3 minute things

Try makin' them coddled

coddled trumpets,,, Charming :lol:Stratson.

sorry it took so long to get back yes murn you blow bubbles with it it was

BUBBLE GUM remember this

Can you guess what this doggie is wearing?
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Dont tell me its a Condom

A seeing eye ?

Is it one of those thingies that sprays citronella when the dog barks too much?

Actually , changed my mind , I think it's an eye pod