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Ah've been lookin through the gallery an it's clear tae me that some o yeez are gonay need a wee help tae fend off the chancers (when Bob is otherwise engaged)....noo ah only know the wans fur wimmin (ah herd other lassies usin them..ah take ony attention ah kin get..) so here's a couple tae start..but lads and lassies feel free tae add yer ain...

And which dwarf are you?

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

What ever kind of look you were going for, you missed. ..
Apologies people...jist realised this is already covered....ah really should learn that a closed mouth gathers no feet....
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