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Teeny
Och you're sweet enuff wink.gif
Catherine
..Cripes near missda round.. laugh.gif
betty2
nae chance o that
wee mags
aye yer right Betty wink.gif
Catherine
..Think ye's know me?.... laugh.gif
wee sammy
i'll be back mad.gif
Teeny
mair computer probs Sammy? sad.gif
Catherine
...he's jist whinin Teeny.. laugh.gif
Marg
whit a pain sammy........ tongue.gif
Teeny
aye, tossuma happy pill laugh.gif
Catherine
Or cheesewae yerwhine Sammy? ... laugh.gif
Marg
it'll no work ....strange ohmy.gif
jock
maybe awee deoch'ndoris instead..... biggrin.gif
Kayleigh
Make mine a malt rolleyes.gif
Scotia69
nae cod liver oil huh.gif
wife_of_sjmac
No nae castor oil dry.gif
Marg
or a raspberry cruiser....... tongue.gif
wife_of_sjmac
Naw naw never again wub.gif
Teeny
... till "Home Alone" PtII laugh.gif
Scotia69
never saw Pt I
Catherine
..Think yersel lucky Kate.. laugh.gif
Marg
... it was worth it.. laugh.gif
jimmyd
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly: "Doin Just Fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up too?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh I'm like you, making a pit stop

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

How about we get together later?

Ok, this question is just wacky but i figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.

I tell him, "Well... I don't think that's such a good idea"

Then I hear the guy whispering nervously...........................





"LISTEN!!! I'll have to call you back,
there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps
answering all my questions, bye!"

What was life like before Cell/Mobile phones

biggrin.gif
Marg
laugh.gif ...Too, too many words...
Catherine
..Remind me notae borrowwan.. laugh.gif
Marg
... there's no funin that sad.gif
Catherine
..Ye like toilet cellphones??????? ohmy.gif
Marg
.......I don't like cellphones. mad.gif
Catherine
Until ye brekk doon laugh.gif
Mary Doll
Or ye get loast. huh.gif
Catherine
...Or yer suspicious Marydoll.. laugh.gif
Marg
or a bad hair day
Catherine
Him wae the bunnitdunnit laugh.gif
Marg
some things are best left unsaid mad.gif
Catherine
Yer herrs that bad? ohmy.gif
Kayleigh
Well ah like it! rolleyes.gif
Catherine
A wee twinkie perm.. laugh.gif
Teeny
Awnaw ... no the pipecleaners laugh.gif
wife_of_sjmac
Awnaw the stinky solution. dry.gif
Scotia69
dripping doon the neck
Teeny
purpl'ur'blue rinse wi that ohmy.gif
Catherine
Twaherrs ana shoogly wan laugh.gif
Scotia69
turns oot aw frizz
Catherine
..in wae the rollers... laugh.gif
betty2
am thinkin steam rollers
wee sammy
a wee boys haircut mellow.gif
Robbie
Scraped wi the bonecomb
wee sammy
here comes the buggywoman ph34r.gif
Dolly
whit a wid day for awe that herr, an am no kidin
Robbie
Visit the barber
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