Full Version: Once Upon A Time.........
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In the mirror
Catherine we're dying ofthirst
Ma weans are Triffids... 
fat chance fora fattip 
comeon Boots letsblow thisbar 
Ahcannae find ma shoes
yousold themfor two doubles..................
butwedidn't getoor bluidy drinks
ahcannae findmyblouse let'stry Sammysbar 
leave afore yelose anythingelse......................
Wouldnt leave a Tip 
noway wewiz ripped aff
.........ok listen...........
here in WA state it's the coctail hour.....................ok?
that means that the 4 word limit is off!!! ok?
Now, I lost my blouse somewhere and boots lost her shoes and we have a complaint with the innkeeper!!!!
Boots and I come into this nice place looking for a nice drink and we are getttin the run around. We are complaining to the management.
Boots can't find her shoes, for godsakes. Where can shoes run off to?
Boots and I can hang around in better places than this!!! We can take our money anywhere.
We hear that Sammy (SOB) Sammy of Bosten has a pretty nice bar and that ladies are welcome.
Boots and I don't have to put up with this kind of crap. We are ladies and we can have a drink anywhere we want to.
If you want to keep our business, I would suggest that you show alittle more curtisy for your patrons and their garments!!!!!
Have a nice day!!!
P.S. And I guess I can wear my cowboy hat anywhere I want to!!!!
here in WA state it's the coctail hour.....................ok?
that means that the 4 word limit is off!!! ok?
Now, I lost my blouse somewhere and boots lost her shoes and we have a complaint with the innkeeper!!!!
Boots and I come into this nice place looking for a nice drink and we are getttin the run around. We are complaining to the management.
Boots can't find her shoes, for godsakes. Where can shoes run off to?
Boots and I can hang around in better places than this!!! We can take our money anywhere.
We hear that Sammy (SOB) Sammy of Bosten has a pretty nice bar and that ladies are welcome.
Boots and I don't have to put up with this kind of crap. We are ladies and we can have a drink anywhere we want to.
If you want to keep our business, I would suggest that you show alittle more curtisy for your patrons and their garments!!!!!
Have a nice day!!!
P.S. And I guess I can wear my cowboy hat anywhere I want to!!!!
callthepolis "taxicab" foraride taeSammys.............
Yur all shut aff 
fine!!! yourglasses wereallstickey anyway
Barbarahen don'ttake Mag's shoutbox 
hello abody :) :) :)
hellobrainandwelcome and whothehellARE youanyway?
kiss him he's irish
okbrian puckerup butwatch thehat
thehat coversa multitude of......................???
brains jock and morebrains 
Sobrainy hivya foonyer blouse?
yeah inside your leftshoe!!!!
Sammy must've done that
Yer learnin...blame Sammy..
Catherine, your up late...............
beenwatchin Academy Awards?....Idid.................... 
nobut justfinishedwatching sixfeetunder
Has catherine surfaced yet?
DONT PICK ON ME 
butSAMMY!!! youjust LOOKguilty
Catherine surfaced for onesecond.............
......took a deep breath.....
And Farted
.....no, she dove back......
.......into the big pool......
.......of frozen Brandy SNOWBALLS!!!!
Oh the smell 
...Wisnae pretty this mornin...
{yes Jock, hud the Oscar perty here, thank God it's but once a year...takes me the fuul year tae get ower it....Didnae care much fur Chris Roth did you? }
{yes Jock, hud the Oscar perty here, thank God it's but once a year...takes me the fuul year tae get ower it....Didnae care much fur Chris Roth did you? }
No butHilary"s dress keptmeawake!!!!........................ 
..bit tight fur ye?..
Wannabet she'sout buying shoes
was she wearing shoes.......................?? 
Dunno maybethats weremine went
ahwisnae attracted toher shoewear.................
........found your shoes boots!!!............
......and believe you me...........
....you DON'T want themback!!!......
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