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wee sammy
In the mirror ph34r.gif
boots
Catherine we're dying ofthirst
Catherine
Ma weans are Triffids... laugh.gif
Barbara
fat chance fora fattip tongue.gif
Barbara
comeon Boots letsblow thisbar dry.gif
boots
Ahcannae find ma shoes
jock
yousold themfor two doubles.................. laugh.gif
boots
butwedidn't getoor bluidy drinks
Barbara
ahcannae findmyblouse let'stry Sammysbar cool.gif
jock
leave afore yelose anythingelse...................... laugh.gif
wee sammy
Wouldnt leave a Tip blink.gif
boots
noway wewiz ripped aff
Barbara
.........ok listen...........

here in WA state it's the coctail hour.....................ok?

that means that the 4 word limit is off!!! ok?

Now, I lost my blouse somewhere and boots lost her shoes and we have a complaint with the innkeeper!!!!

Boots and I come into this nice place looking for a nice drink and we are getttin the run around. We are complaining to the management.

Boots can't find her shoes, for godsakes. Where can shoes run off to?

Boots and I can hang around in better places than this!!! We can take our money anywhere.

We hear that Sammy (SOB) Sammy of Bosten has a pretty nice bar and that ladies are welcome.

Boots and I don't have to put up with this kind of crap. We are ladies and we can have a drink anywhere we want to.

If you want to keep our business, I would suggest that you show alittle more curtisy for your patrons and their garments!!!!!

Have a nice day!!!

P.S. And I guess I can wear my cowboy hat anywhere I want to!!!! mad.gif
jock
callthepolis "taxicab" foraride taeSammys.............
wee sammy
Yur all shut aff wacko.gif
Barbara
fine!!! yourglasses wereallstickey anyway mad.gif
boots
Barbarahen don'ttake Mag's shoutbox unsure.gif
brian boru
hello abody :) :) :)
Barbara
hellobrainandwelcome and whothehellARE youanyway? laugh.gif
boots
kiss him he's irish
Barbara
okbrian puckerup butwatch thehat cool.gif
jock
thehat coversa multitude of......................???
Barbara
brains jock and morebrains biggrin.gif
boots
Sobrainy hivya foonyer blouse?
Barbara
yeah inside your leftshoe!!!! laugh.gif
boots
Sammy must've done that
Catherine
Yer learnin...blame Sammy.. laugh.gif
jock
Catherine, your up late...............
jock
beenwatchin Academy Awards?....Idid.................... smile.gif
boots
nobut justfinishedwatching sixfeetunder
boots
Has catherine surfaced yet?
wee sammy
DONT PICK ON ME sad.gif
Barbara
butSAMMY!!! youjust LOOKguilty tongue.gif
Barbara
Catherine surfaced for onesecond.............
Barbara
......took a deep breath.....
wee sammy
And Farted laugh.gif
Barbara
.....no, she dove back......
Barbara
.......into the big pool......
Barbara
.......of frozen Brandy SNOWBALLS!!!! laugh.gif
wee sammy
Oh the smell happy.gif
Catherine
...Wisnae pretty this mornin... laugh.gif

{yes Jock, hud the Oscar perty here, thank God it's but once a year...takes me the fuul year tae get ower it....Didnae care much fur Chris Roth did you? }
jock
No butHilary"s dress keptmeawake!!!!........................ wub.gif
Catherine
..bit tight fur ye?.. laugh.gif
boots
Wannabet she'sout buying shoes
jock
was she wearing shoes.......................?? rolleyes.gif
boots
Dunno maybethats weremine went
jock
ahwisnae attracted toher shoewear................. laugh.gif
Barbara
........found your shoes boots!!!............
Barbara
......and believe you me...........
Barbara
....you DON'T want themback!!!......
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