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Fearn
the morras flittin'
wee mags
where to this time ?
Mary48
'sawright, 'sno a moonlight:)
Catherine
..Time furra singsong then.. laugh.gif
Marg
.......So carols were started..................... rolleyes.gif
jock
...Carol,s what were started?....
Kayleigh
Carol's carols were started. biggrin.gif
wee mags
they sang christmas carols!!! wink.gif
Robbie
Between pints an' hawfs!
Mary48
dont forget the mixers
Teeny
'n whelks fur wifie laugh.gif
Marg
...plum pudding and eggnog .............. smile.gif
Fearn
Mince pies - and don't forget the custard!
jock
..wha'happened tae Carol's carols..?
Mary48
and from here...back
Mary48
tae Carol's carols....."we
Fearn
Ah've got a wee story aboot Carol's carols…but ye’ve probably heard it……..
Mary48
.........3 punters of the....

*sung tae the tune o' we 3 kings of orient are*


*dont know if ye dont tell, Fearn:)*
Fearn
OK Mary - from a friend - quoted in full............

QUOTE
..... extremely funny 'cos my Ex's new wife is named Carol!!!!!!


Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. "It represents a candle!" he said excitedly.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and merrily said, "They're bells!"
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of  red women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols."


wub.gif I'm ducking!!!!!!!!
Mary48
...gg board are, tellin....


*That must be this year's one for the season..ah got it too, also got told it at a night out Bloomin internet's wasting good joke tellin sessions (or listenin fur me..ah cannae tell a joke!)*
Mary48
...jokes we giggle and...
jock
laugh at are helpful.....
Teeny
fur cheerin' us up
Mary48
when wur doon!
Enuff...
Scotia69
away wae the fairies
Catherine
.... Some mare than ithers.. laugh.gif
Scotia69
you talkin aboot me
Marg
........never but we could........... wink.gif
Catherine
..oh ya wee devil... laugh.gif
wee sammy
i had a drink rolleyes.gif
Teeny
Ye mean anithur wan?
jock
....ye don't countdrinks...
wife_of_sjmac
Ye jist drink them. cool.gif
Robbie
wee swally frae bucket!!
wee mags
like ma daddys horse wink.gif
Robbie
had leg in each coarner
Mary48
jist like a table
Kayleigh
aye in the stable wink.gif
Marg
...by the barn door.......... huh.gif
Scotia69
near the pig sty!!! rolleyes.gif
Robbie
next tae dung pile !!
Scotia69
ready for the middens
jock
...when suddenly there arose!.....
Mary48
an awfy pong!
"whit's...
Robbie
whit's that oan yer shoe........Mary?
Mary48
Aw, Na-a-a-aw....and thaim
wee sammy
and then time please mad.gif
Marg
....for a time check.......... wink.gif
jock
the pub's now closed.
wife_of_sjmac
Time furra Fish supper.
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