Full Version: Once Upon A Time.........
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I made it tothetop!!!
top of the shitter 
it's called , TURD mountain
you two are disgusting 
in between secondnfourth mountain
Shit flows down hill
same as adrenalin does !
Resurecting Once Upon aTime
2005 is barbara's yearto.............
buying a tool belt 
Tool belts and chaps..............*big sigh* 
Why wear chaps...heasked??
"They're so-o-o manly" she replied, breathlessly.
by Ralph Lauren
Chaps can chafe yeknow................. 
........not if your carefull 
ever had chaffed lips?
maw Ihave had chillblains
I've had some 'goosebumps'
Ah hud chickenoox wance
still here in glesca
still here in glesca
Sounds dead exotic betty..... 
Exotic? itchy merr like
still here in glesca
still here in glesca
ourkids called them chickenpops
someone say erotic
Sammy....... gotyour r and x mixedup
oops 
an erotic exotic isOK............... 
Izzatwi' chaps or chickenpox?
"Chicks" hae chicken pox!
"Chaps hae chap pox!
"Chaps hae chap pox!
Chaffedchicks when chaps wearchaps
Chaps should sticktae gunbelts...............
to defend their honour frae.......
lassies wearin' tool belts.
Nothin' like agood sixshooter
with plenty of bullets........
Firing blanks onall cylinders
So much for honour!
try bows and arrows
and call yursel cupid.
ah can't shoot straight!..... 
howabout some money honey??....................
money improves your aim?
Keeps the toilet cleaner
for an unforgetable experience..........
cross my palm with silver.....................
..........what will we get? 
Whatis your fondest wish?..................
The aim wis straight
Myfondestwish a bazilliondollars taxfree
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