jock
23rd Aug 2004, 03:05am
he hada good doctor..................
Barbara
23rd Aug 2004, 03:11am
or a dropdead nurse
jock
23rd Aug 2004, 03:27am
then he died happy............
Barbara
23rd Aug 2004, 03:47am
they couldn't closethe lid
Robbie
23rd Aug 2004, 01:00pm
Cause vids put itup!!
wee sammy
23rd Aug 2004, 10:31pm
Was a standup guy
jock
23rd Aug 2004, 11:15pm
the nurse giftwrapped him...............
Peem
24th Aug 2004, 02:57pm
then she circumcised him..
oops...circled him!
jock
25th Aug 2004, 12:15am
and mailed himto Barbara!!
Catherine
25th Aug 2004, 12:43am
Wae the big knife...
Brenda
25th Aug 2004, 02:07am
it wis very sharp!
Catherine
25th Aug 2004, 02:09am
So wis the knife
wee sammy
25th Aug 2004, 02:11am
The tips where big
Catherine
25th Aug 2004, 02:13am
..said Sammy the fisherman...
wee sammy
25th Aug 2004, 02:17am
Dont bait me
Catherine
25th Aug 2004, 02:20am
Ahm jista wee worm....
jock
25th Aug 2004, 05:37am
tryinto wiggle ma waggle.......................
Catherine
25th Aug 2004, 02:23pm
..an tickle yer tackle...
Peem
25th Aug 2004, 04:00pm
with Doddy's ticklin stick
wee sammy
25th Aug 2004, 07:01pm
Use the barge pole
Catherine
25th Aug 2004, 07:08pm
... that's a bit much...
Robbie
25th Aug 2004, 07:19pm
Really ? ? ?
Catherine
25th Aug 2004, 07:27pm
Really really ! !
jock
25th Aug 2004, 11:04pm
"Willye stoapyer ticklin Joak"........................(who said)??
Catherine
25th Aug 2004, 11:32pm
Harry Lauder an madad...
jock
26th Aug 2004, 04:58am
Sir Harry taeyou madam.................
Tom
26th Aug 2004, 05:41pm
I think we have had enough of this
Scotia69
26th Aug 2004, 06:53pm
one fine day
Catherine
26th Aug 2004, 08:26pm
Start anither wan then...
Catherine
26th Aug 2004, 09:16pm
oops sorry Kate
..{One fine day}
..waitin fur the bus...
jock
27th Aug 2004, 03:59am
I read inthe newspaper..........
Catherine
27th Aug 2004, 01:11pm
..inside the bus shelter...
Marion Dougan
27th Aug 2004, 01:16pm
it wis p..... rain
Robbie
27th Aug 2004, 03:40pm
after eatin yer fishn'chips?
Scotia69
27th Aug 2004, 06:01pm
a wee finnin haddy
Robbie
27th Aug 2004, 06:24pm
'n a boattle o'ginger
wee sammy
27th Aug 2004, 07:59pm
Bag of golden wonder
jock
27th Aug 2004, 09:17pm
then the bus came..........
jock
28th Aug 2004, 05:24pm
andthis dull story ended....................!
Tom
28th Aug 2004, 06:57pm
Dose anyone haxe a new joke,this is boring
wee mags
28th Aug 2004, 07:28pm
THE END !!! how about starting a new wee story ??????????/
Scotia69
29th Aug 2004, 01:24pm
whit aboot a "Who dunnit"
wee sammy
29th Aug 2004, 01:53pm
I dunnit again
Scotia69
29th Aug 2004, 03:19pm
The Body in the Close
Barbara
29th Aug 2004, 09:42pm
thebody was still warm
Robbie
29th Aug 2004, 09:45pm
but very very stiff
Robbie
29th Aug 2004, 09:48pm
must have been agood bang
Robbie
29th Aug 2004, 11:20pm
TNT or it Semtex
wee sammy
30th Aug 2004, 02:02am
***IGNORED WORDS*** made him stiff
jock
30th Aug 2004, 04:43am
but hewisnae dead....yet.........
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