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jock
he hada good doctor.................. biggrin.gif
Barbara
or a dropdead nurse wink.gif
jock
then he died happy............ biggrin.gif
Barbara
they couldn't closethe lid laugh.gif
Robbie
Cause vids put itup!!
wee sammy
Was a standup guy rolleyes.gif
jock
the nurse giftwrapped him............... ohmy.gif
Peem
then she circumcised him..


oops...circled him!
jock
and mailed himto Barbara!!
Catherine
Wae the big knife... laugh.gif
Brenda
it wis very sharp!
Catherine
So wis the knife laugh.gif
wee sammy
The tips where big ohmy.gif
Catherine
..said Sammy the fisherman... laugh.gif
wee sammy
Dont bait me smile.gif
Catherine
Ahm jista wee worm.... laugh.gif
jock
tryinto wiggle ma waggle....................... laugh.gif
Catherine
..an tickle yer tackle... laugh.gif
Peem
with Doddy's ticklin stick
wee sammy
Use the barge pole smile.gif
Catherine
... that's a bit much... laugh.gif
Robbie
Really ? ? ?
Catherine
Really really ! ! tongue.gif
jock
"Willye stoapyer ticklin Joak"........................(who said)??
Catherine
Harry Lauder an madad... laugh.gif
jock
Sir Harry taeyou madam................. tongue.gif
Tom
I think we have had enough of this
Scotia69
one fine day
Catherine
Start anither wan then... laugh.gif
Catherine
oops sorry Kate laugh.gif

..{One fine day}

..waitin fur the bus...
jock
I read inthe newspaper..........
Catherine
..inside the bus shelter... laugh.gif
Marion Dougan
it wis p..... rain ohmy.gif
Robbie
after eatin yer fishn'chips?
Scotia69
a wee finnin haddy
Robbie
'n a boattle o'ginger
wee sammy
Bag of golden wonder tongue.gif
jock
then the bus came..........
jock
andthis dull story ended....................!
Tom
Dose anyone haxe a new joke,this is boring
wee mags
THE END !!! how about starting a new wee story ??????????/
Scotia69
whit aboot a "Who dunnit"
wee sammy
I dunnit again mad.gif
Scotia69
The Body in the Close
Barbara
thebody was still warm
Robbie
but very very stiff
Robbie
must have been agood bang
Robbie
TNT or it Semtex
wee sammy
***IGNORED WORDS*** made him stiff ohmy.gif
jock
but hewisnae dead....yet.........
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