Full Version: Once Upon A Time.........
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with him until he............
Brushed her teeth 
an'pit themback inher mooth
Yuckkkk!!!!!!!!!!!
buther bad breath disappeared!!!!..............
soshe wentbackto walking SauchiehallSt................... 
And then shemet a
Drunk with bad breath
and what washis name
shedidnae ask, she ranoff.................. 
on her wee widdin leg
she didnie getvery far
[nice to see you back "on board" Kate, hope you're feeling better]
[nice to see you back "on board" Kate, hope you're feeling better]
before hopping ona bus.............
tae Auchenshuggel
Ye mean her Auchinshooggleleg... 
what ever I jist wanted tae say it
he threw the leg over
..said the BBC announcer ...
End of part one
...baarayykinnnnguh news, this justin....
"Lady throws conductress affbus"................
..Wiz a mithtake Othiffer...
She tripped onher tongue............
..an ma fit reacted...
ah wis wearin' wellies!
..that wurnae even mine...
they wur the Big Yins 
..men ur such exageraturs...
the fish was this........!
..smelly, hud tae bolk
try haudin' yer nose
didnae wurk..too big
areye related tae Pinnochio? 
I've got some sandpaper.
noseis runnin, tongueis waggin...............
anma granny's always naggin'
soaff taebed we go...............
are you taking Catherine?????
or maybe Wee Mags?
ye kilt our poem!.......................... 
Noo naebody's talkin taeme.................. 
are ye feelin' lonely?
Nuthin rhymt wae poem....
Which brings us to....
anither exciting chapter inthe............????
...land that time furgoat....
where everybudy hud lollypops...
stop the bus 
why did you want....
something at the shops?
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