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betty2
Ma wee dug isnae gettin walked this mornin big SHAME goat the telephone enginees in (nice boy) an he' says the joab isnae as straightforward as should be. So guess its tea n scones wae the bt man biggrin.gif Things ah dae fur company lol

still here in glesca

oops jist comin son whot dae yi take in yir tea ha ha ha
Melody
Hi ya all, it's a lovely day here today, well it was a minute a ago!Betty enjoy yer tea and scones, no mind he's ther tae fix yer phone!
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He'll be gonin' tae the bingo wi her the night before he knows whits happened.
Catherine
Dis he hae the work belt hingin fae the hips betty? Zat no the best ...ttt taangooooo! da da da da da tt tango laugh.gif

Ma hoors are numbert here, troops ur comin back soon.
Oh well, it's been fun in the sun bein jist me!
betty2
Work belt danglin an real cute in his hard hat, but therrs a story here (as usual) Noo he arrives at the ungodly hour o 8 20 am an am still in recovery fae the night afore (barn club) so he's checkin oot the wirin an he says "ah need tae go intae the bedroom," well ah wis like a hare oot the trap at shawfield, cos when ah come in oan a sunday night the claes are tossed everywherr, so ah beltit up the sterr tae check therr wis nae unmentionables lyin aroon an therr the b/room scene ended tongue.gif Well me bein the talkative type we goat chattin an he wis tellin me aboot how he went tae miami tae get merrit . Seemingly his wifes family dont get oan ah laffed at that wan ha ha , he then goes oan tellin me his wives mother ran away wae her sisters man hence the disharmony. Ah pipes in here an says "ah know a family that happened tae anaw " an ah go intae the tale an yes yis huv guessed it. Am so busy natterin away an mentionin names am hauf wey thru the story when he says thats ma mother in law. Goog joab he saw the funny side o it so ah made anither pot o tea an we parted good friends (ah think) lol

ma pals huv nicknamed me betty . com

still here in glesca
wee mags
hey betty if the repair man comes here he has his troosers fawing aff and yae cin see his bum!! and here you get the young wans no fair tongue.gif
Catherine
Pits me in mind Mags when Jake wis three an asked mum why's everybody's bum broken in the middle laugh.gif

betty ah wis in hysterics at you pittin the size 9s in it again....wish ahd been a fly oan the wa'.
Never a dull moment when ye look at things really is therr..HA HA
Catherine
Oh guys, ye'll no believe whit's happent tae me...cannae move fur laughin...
Finished ma lunch an wis ah no gaun upsterrs fur ma shower an oot the blue did the lunch no come back oan me fae naewherr...wan of thae burps that naebudy wid ever suspect could come oot them...
sscuse me ah said in surprse tae masel ...bit here wis ma side windae no OPEN....an Winnie next doors goat two men workin oan her front steps an aw ah heard wis HOLY SH.. an did the ither wan no say that is one strong lady.
Ahm supposed tae be gaun fur the messages an ahm no gaun oot...ahm DYIN wae embarrassement plus ah cannae stoap laughin laugh.gif
Melody
laugh.gif Never a dull moment wi you two, even when ye're in yersels, Betty ah canny believe that you went into that story without a thought that it might be that fella's relatives, ah kin jist see ye in the middle of the story and suddenly thinkin' Aw Naw whit ah'm a sayin', Only you, only you pal.
Catherine you better no go oot till they workies are well away, just when you thought it was safe eh? They must have wondered where it came fae, just as you did.
wee sammy
Imagine if it came out of your bottom end Catherine dry.gif
Melody
Och Sammy, did ye huv tae say that, ah mean did ye? Naw!! Miss Marples disnae dae things like that, she's a lady. unsure.gif
wee sammy
Aye and her breath smells as well laugh.gif
Catherine
Jist back in...aye you tell him Melody, Sammy ony mare toilet talk an ye'll huvtae leave the table dae ye hear. Settle doon an behave yersel.

Cripes the heat oot therrs no real....36 in the shade, ye cannae breathe.....zippit sammy...you'd miss me aye ye wid... tongue.gif
Think ah'll go pour masel a wee geeantee....woowoo...get ye's wan?
wee sammy
Aye get me a wee drink Catherine but for god sake open the windae please laugh.gif
Melody
Noo ye heard her yersel Sammy, she's away tae get the wrinkly tights as we speak, Miss Marple is a force to be reckoned with ye know! laugh.gif
Catherine
Plots are thickenin aw ower the joints Melody laugh.gif
Here, that's yours pet an pass this wan tae sammy wid ye. Noticed Big Al 's oan....wunner if he'll drop by furra wee aperateef...
Sammy go staun at the windae an make sure he disnae pass the gate...
wee sammy
Yes Master right away laugh.gif
Melody
Dae ye know whit ah think it's the doghouse for Sammy if he canny behave in here. laugh.gif He likes it in ther does he no?
wee sammy
Ok Rover you and me again buddy to the dog house sad.gif
Catherine
Least we kin take the wind oot wan of them laugh.gif
wee sammy
What about the wind that you had there Catherine laugh.gif
Catherine
Doghouse....NOW laugh.gif
wee sammy
Another chance please rolleyes.gif
betty2
You are the wind beneath my wing?????????????? ooops wrang song, it should be the wayward wind biggrin.gif never mind catherine yi canny haud whits no in yir haun lol

ah'll huv a drink if therrs ony sperr glesses


still here in glesca
wee sammy
Man who farts in church sits in his own Pew dry.gif
Catherine
Whit part aboot Doghouse NOW did ye no get? Yer chancin mare than yer luck......ah'll tell ye when yer kin come oot ...oan ye go...talk tae the haun....

Yer right betty, some things ye jist huv tae go wae the flow guffawguffawgufaw.
Melody
Ah'm lost fur words an it's no like me! laugh.gif
Catherine
Whit dae ye dae wae him Melody eh laugh.gif
Ah should check again in the hall cupboard an see if we've no goat that auld muzzle we used tae pit oan Shamus when he'd hud a few, mind thae days.... Oh betty sorry hen, furgoat yer drink...here ye go, wee vodi fur the bodi
Melody
Oh Aye, where is Shamus these days I wonder? I miss Ed. as well.
Catherine
Aye...ahv no spoken wae jimmy fur a while either..usually live vicariously wae the Bard through him.
She'll be aff throwin bricks at the gentry set in some protest march somewherr God love her..she's wan class act, heart a gold anda mind sharp as a butchers knife.
Noo that ah say that so's her tongue, nae takin ony prisoners wummin is she. guffawguffawguffaw
Shamus annaw..anywan heard fae him lately?
Melody
Moan we'll start a new topic, something funny! laugh.gif
betty2
should we put flyers oot at aw public places askin fur help in findin oot wherr they ur, mind yi we goat tae see whit shamus looked like but Ed????? huh.gif wherr ur yi ?? ah think yir keekin in oan us noo n again. Therrs a drink sittin here wae you're name oan it. C/mon Ed jist let us know yi still like an luv us

Took yir time wae that drink catherine thought ah wis gawn TT


still here in glesca
Melody
Well ah'm away tae ma bed ah canny take aw this enthusiasm, naw . naw, noo wan at a time, put your hand up please do not shout out it's rude! I've got leave the room for a moment, and I want to find you all in your own seats and facing the front when I return. laugh.gif
annie laurie
Relax Melody,

You are suppose to be on your holidays, how's your Bacl to-day,?
We are big girls we will behave, Betty does not allow bad behavior she runs a respectable house you know, so dont worry, and if you don't come back Nite Nite sleep tight,
betty2
The sun is out the sky is blue
therrs not a cloud to spoil the view
But its rainin very heavily in my heart

betty2
Melody
Me too Betty, not a happy day today sadly.
big al
Catherine, Betty and Melody - my best wishes to you - you know what I mean - life is strange sometimes the way things happen - the wayward wind has just passed through again I guess

lots of love

Alan
betty2
Many thanks Al for those kind words It is a sad day here on gg

still here in glesca
Melody
Me too Alan, I'm just so sad today it's find the words.
Melody
Sorry Alan I meant to say that it's hard to find the words today, we can only find comfort in each other today that's all we can do.
I think we were all so proud of Ed.on here.
Melody
Night Night pals.
Angela Chick
goodnight melody thinking of you's



angelachick
betty2
Thamk you to those who pm'd me about our sad loss. Dont feel like posting anymore tonight

still here in glesca
Catherine
Same here betty...thanks pals....and so well said Alan.

Night night.
Catherine
Well to round off what was a very difficult and sad day yesterday wis the phone call at ten fae Jacob.
He'd stayed up at the cottage with his cousins 'for the week'.
Second night intae it ah pick up the phone an therrs the wee voice sayin 'Mum ah waant tae come home..ahm sad....ah miss ye..gaunni come an get me...ah'll wait here for ye okay...wee sniffy an trembly voice annaw God love him.

So it's the auld 2 hoor drive therr...an 2 hoor drive back the day fur Maxi an me.
Hud tae cancel herr appointment that ahv hud fur weeks annaw...BUT....when the weans call mammy's on the ball biggrin.gif
Peace to all the day guys, have a better one an ah'll see ye's aw later.
Angela Chick
Aww catherine thats sweet, missing his mammy wee soul,


you have got lovely boys(you know what i mean by that) laugh.gif


take care


angelachick
Catherine
Thanks Angela, we're very lucky so we are.

Well if naebudy minds.....ahm jist gaunni cover the mirrors afore Ed's wake the morra night, should be furra year but if we dae it fur ten minutes she'll appreciate the enormity of oor effort cos naebudy knew how much we love the mirrors mare than Ed laugh.gif

Ahv broke the bank an goat a case a Dom Perignon her favourite champers....ahv ordert three hunnert punna caviar fae the Fish shoap, Lox an cream cheese fur wur bagels so wur Jewish end is covert...
A balieve Jimmy's gettin in the Malt, pick up a boattle a Macallums annaw Jimmy wid ye, she'd aye a bitta bother gettin that wan in Australia.
Al you bringin the sounds? Go look oot yer best jazz an blues fur Bard, we'll blaaaasssst it aw the way up fur her!
betty ye better make up a hunner salmon sannies pet, mind pit them in the fridge if yer daen it aforehaun hen....mags you gaunni make yer Chicken Cachitori hen, a hunner weight a garlic bread annaw mind...
Melody you jist bring yer whip hen, werrr yer nine inch heels an leathers....oh an mind yer blindfold...
Melody
Sounds good tae me Catherine, that means ah've got nothin' tae dae except get ma outfit ready, it only takes a quick rub doon wi a soapy cloth, ah'll need tae hunt oot the whip canny mind the last time ah hud that noo, dae you? Peery heels are nae bother.
Jimmy, mind the Drambuie. laugh.gif
stuarty
i am so proud to be scottish i forgot the mirrors but i do remeber the wakes you do know how tae put on a good spread i might pop in if thats ok but i will understand if you want to keep it private send her on her journey good style huggles to you all stuarty wub.gif
wee mags
dontb forget to put white sheets oan the windaes ur dae they no dae that noo a days?getting the Chicken cleaned and set to go,by the way dis anyone hiv a wee Harley Davidson we could just take it arooon the block in memory of her.
I asked ma son -in -law if we could use his "No way efter awe they wimmen last year am no that daft" but he said it wae a Yankee accent cool.gif
Tori G
Ive been trying all day here in Oz to download some original blues sounds/files I have by my partner tim and my brother Stephen for you all to start the party goingso far they've been too large. So here goes again.oh well have fun tonight everybody and i'll try and get on later
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