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Melody
Oh ah kin see it all now, ' Mum where is my ------' ' Ah never saw it Jake, where did ye leave it son?' laugh.gif
tammy
Well you've all been very busy the past couple of days. I've been tearing down and building and staining a new cedar fence. I've had enough for today. A nice hot bath, a cup of tea and bed. I'm with Catherine..home alone except I have to work tomorrow. Days off were nice while they lasted. Melody I think the "Kodiaks" are winter boots. I'm surprised Catherine doesn't have a pair living in Ontario with those cold winters. Here we just need stock in Umbrellas! Catherine I also cleaned my bathrooms thinking..aww they'll stay clean or a few days! HA!HA! And I stil go into the girl's rooms and throw things out and when they ask if I've seen something..I just say "how would I know where you left it?" My youngest always gives me that suspicious glare though..you can't fool her for one second! Well, I'm off for my bath and tea have a fun night tonight! biggrin.gif
Catherine
Ah werr Sorrells in the winter Tammy...nae cheap crap kodiaks fur me laugh.gif

Well Annie that wis a lovely chat pet, thankyou.
Melody
Is Sorrells the same as oor wellies? laugh.gif
Catherine
Aye...if ye werr an electric blanket inside them Melody laugh.gif
Sorrells...boot of the frozen north.....make ye walk like a moonman an keep ye waarm in 60 below....an whitever ye dae don't try an tango in them cos yer feet don't co-operate wae the rest of yer body.
Hows the back this mornin pet?
Melody
Catherine ah keep gettin' chipped oot o here, it said too many connections, imagine that cheek!!
I'm fine thanks it's a lot better now, in and oot wi washin' it's a lovely day here.
Catherine
Oh that connection thingy happens to me too Melody, usually in an afternoon funnily enuf...an YOU'RE in yer afternoon the noo....coincidence? I THINK NOT laugh.gif
Jist enjoyin ma coffee here, smashin mornin. Who's George Galloway by the way, wis reading that post there an ye came across dead intelligent hen. Up the workers!!
Melody
It's pity that you know me better laugh.gif
Catherine
Takes wan tae no wan laugh.gif

Wunner if it's gaunni be a whirly the day...kin ye feel it comin oan?
Here me an Annie 'ROCK' Laurie hud a visitor in the chat last night..fae Egypt nae less...think it wis Laurence fae Arabia masel..ah think he'd loast his camel...along wae his manners somewherr. We soarted him oot though, Annie gied him a swift kick tae his big toe an ah practised ma spittin. guffawguffawguffaw
Melody
See aw the exciting things happen tae you it's no ferr, ah hope ye were spittin' at his camel an no him! Whit wis he sayin' then? Definately a whirly day it's in the air again, I felt quite whirly this mornin 'masel already, but there wis naebudy tae talk tae.
Catherine
Wish tae hell Martin wid dae somethin aboot this flood business, if ah get flooded ony merr ah'll need a boat laugh.gif

Oh hen yer better no knowin whit the conversation wis...wid a saved ye pittin yer curlers in last night mind you. Awfy racy person so he wis {goat his phone nummer, nae worries}

Ahv the fan oan ahint me here, ma backs like the frozen north an the suns beltin in the windae..comesee comesaa nae wunner ahm confused.
Gaun furra coffee, ye waant wan?
Melody
That wid be nice Catherine thanks, an pit that fan aff when yer ther. laugh.gif
Melody
Jist as well you were ther tae put a stop tae that racy talk, imagine.!!!! He never knew where he wis, a hope ye telt him this was a bastion of civility and decorum, nane o his auld cheek allowed oan oor boards. Ah mean we only have the occasional slip, wur ain kind o whirly just a wee bit racy noo an again!
Catherine
Wisnae his auld cheek he waanted tae sherr, though ahm sure that wid huv been parta the 'package' laugh.gif

Poor Annie hud tae go lie doon ah think, wan minute yer talkin aboot the price a milk an the next yer hit wae a turkish black puudin supper routine.
Wherr in the hell dae folks equate the GG chat wae harems?????
Musta been ma new lipshtick ahd oan dae ye think?
Melody
See that might have been whit caused it aw, you could have woke up somewhere else aw thegether this mornin!! laugh.gif
Catherine
Aye...an knowin ma luck ahd huv been tied tae a tree wae the ither camels wae a bladder up tae ma chin laugh.gif
Catherine
Cannae move fur laughin here....ahm clearin this basement a toys an rubbish they're no playin wae but cannae live withoot the minute they see ye try tae throw it oot.
Anyway.....went intae toyboax nummer three hunner therr an whit dae ah find...ma black bra strap...am no even gaunni THINK whit they wur daen wae that laugh.gif
wee sammy
They where using it for a sling shot Catherine smile.gif
Catherine
Thank God they didnae hae the whole thing then sammy...somebudy coulda loast an eye laugh.gif
wee sammy
The first time i touched a bra it was like trying to solve the rubik's cube must say i did master it well laugh.gif
aaron king
kin ye dae it waewanhaunsammy
wee sammy
And blind-folded cool.gif
aaron king
need tae be waesomeothesewumman.
Catherine
Sammy who ye kiddin...sure you cannae pick yer nose wae wan haun faur less pit yer bra oan laugh.gif
wee sammy
Can do it with a boxing glove on laugh.gif
aaron king
YER A MANS MANSAMMY cool.gif
Catherine
He's talkin aboot pickin his nose ...probably dis it while he's drivin annaw..BOLK! laugh.gif
wee sammy
Sammy is a man amongst men laugh.gif
Catherine
Aye...an like every ither wan ah no ye'll get intae that kitchen a betty's an get the tea made sharp...Melody will be back soon fae the toon an ye'v still the dustin tae dae along wae the hooverin tongue.gif
aaron king
YER NO TAKING THAT CHIEF.UR YE
Catherine
He cannae hear ye fur the hoover gaun laugh.gif
aaron king
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wee sammy
Geez a minute i am cutting my toenails god my big toenail is so yellow still want yur tea laugh.gif
aaron king
NAW SAMMYno on a sunday huh.gif
wee sammy
That a boy Rover eat up them toenails what a dog Better than any hoover rolleyes.gif
aaron king
rovers as famous as greyfriars bobby wink.gif
stuarty
wee sammy how can you let the dug eat toe nails he might get a taste for them and youll faw asleep and when you get up your toes will be eaten aff watch oot ph34r.gif
Catherine
Aye an look wherr boabby endit up laugh.gif

Jist sittin oot the back enjoyin the sun...Aaron go dae us a favour pet, see in the hall cupboard therr..aye..the wan at the fit of the sterrs, jist go in an get sammy a wee straightjaiket, think it might be time fur him tae hae a wee lie doon....always goes this way when he werrs the yella nail varnish poor sowel.
Ah wis gaunni say make him suffer an pit the blue n white wan oan him, but ah furgoat that's the wan you're werrin...guffawguffawguffaw
aaron king
wee sammy disnae even need a flak jaiket .tough as nails.wee sammy fur presadint tongue.gif
stuarty
oh catherine is wee sammy that bad it sounds as if the dug better muzzle wee sammy heres me thinkin the dug was a danger and efter awe this time it whis wee sammygood help us awe ohmy.gif
Catherine
Aye stuarty, it's batten doon the hatches time laugh.gif

Usually wae him huvin the wee type brain it disnae take him long tae come tae...ye no Rovers a blaw up dug don't ye...zat sad when ye see him blawin it up tae take it oota walk..bit ye no...keeps him happy an hey that's whit matters in betty's hoose...as long as we're aw happy..y'no...
aaron king
blaw away sammy,dugs canny talk rolleyes.gif
stuarty
nae wunder am gettin aw confused whit end does he blow it up fae? naw ave changed ma mind a dont eant tae no as long as he hisny got any other blow up things if you know wit a mean laugh.gif
Catherine
Other than his heid ah think we're safe Stuarty laugh.gif
aaron king
am taking ma dug ower park,nite folks wub.gif
Catherine
Night Aaron, mind pit yer ghurka hat oan jist incase laugh.gif
stuarty
catherine are u gonny be ok way wee sammy martins tryin oot a new site he was playin pipeband it might comfort wee sammy when he is hivin a turn laugh.gif
wee sammy
Nothing like a pipeband to get me in the mood wub.gif
annie laurie
I and just you keeping following the Pipe Band Sammy, and I will put the dug jokes to rest Its a new week, we need something new to keep us laughing here, O>K>

Catherine meet anybody interesting on the Chat to-day, I think we out numbered him biggrin.gif you handled it very well [as usual] I only speak English [scottish tae] so i was stuck for words, did not understand that language did you???????????????????
jakka13
My God ,you lot are so busy !!! I've had all my kids here this week-end .Some have left and the rest of them are down fishing .Sammy I'm glad your dog's feeling better .I'll try and catch up with what's been going on after they all go home .
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