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Amatim
Here is Betty 2 gonnae hae a goin away perty.Gee we could hiv a right good knees up.Whit aboot fancy dress.I might come as Clown,mind you widnae need tae dress up wid ah !!! biggrin.gif
Melody
Oh aye ye wid Amatim, red nose baggy pants the lot! laugh.gif
Marion Dougan
Melody it's almost 10pm past yer bedtime, nite nite smile.gif
Melody
Oh fur goodness sake Marion, good job your watchin' the time! Ah'll no be fightin' fi the morra if ah don't go the noo! night night thanks for the company pal.
Melody
Can anybody answer me this...........How is it that a hairdresser can only cut long hair but not short hair?? Answers on a postcard to baffled me! ....This isnae a joke, a'm away tae ma bed bemused! laugh.gif
Catherine
That's a cracker....might jist have been juniors and nae stylists Melody ?
Ahd rather be telt mind you they couldnae cut it, than them kid oan they could...an disaster struck!! Coulda been worse hen when ye think of it laugh.gif
Ahv been at the paintin aw day in the boys room, three quarters therr {say's she bein positive} think it's gaunni be gorgeous though so ah dae toot toot!!
Melody
Catherine c'mon over and gie me a quick short back and sides will ye?? laugh.gif
betty2
chinge yir hairdresser melody sounds like amateurs tae me , bet oor catherine could gie yi whit yi waane biggrin.gif efter aw ah.ve jist received a tottie peeler in the post fae her , mind yi it's nae good fur cuttin herr but great wey tae peel totties, an this aint no joke either thanks catherine
betty2
Melody
Well. it's yersel Betty, ah've missed ye ye know, this place is needing a good clean since you've no been here! How's things? Good I hope! The hairs done noo Betty, beautiful so um, absolutely gorgeous ye've nae idea! laugh.gif Could you no find a tottie peeler in Glesga?
Kaz61
Do pardon me, but should it no be a tAttie peeler smile.gif
Catherine
Ectue elly...This wis a wee sooperdooper long haunelt "julliene" peeler Melody....goat it fae the pamperrt chef folks cos wae betty bein as blun as a bat ah hud visions of her losin her fingers an poor Lee findin wan in his mashed pataetas {an Lee caws me a pure daarlin so ahv goat stakes here an aw} laugh.gif
Hoi Kaz, ye sneaked in therr, great tae see ye postin awa, we miss ye an don't you furget it...Glad ye goat it betty, did ye get the ither wee thingymaboab? Don't let oan , keep them aw gaun aff thur heids tryin tae guess...
Melody
Oh I see, well ectually one likes to be kept up to date you understand laugh.gif Naw Kaz it's Tatties in Dumfries and Totties in Glesga. and Potato in Edinburgh, but we don't go tae Edinburgh anyhow. sure we don't?
Kaz61
weel thank yoo for that correction, wun tends to forget one's roots sometimes.

And I know what the other thing is that Betty got, it's the bag the 'tottie peeler' came in, so she can put in the peel....s'eeezy
Melody
Hello Kaz, wub.gif Whit other thing? It wis not a tottie bag! Noo
ah'm away fur the thumbscrews. Betty, don't listen tae that Catherine, ye know ah'm yer bestest pal jist whisper it. ah'll no tell anybody else, yous are rotten no tellin me!
Melody
Have a look at this site 50's and 60's fashions amd makeup and things really enjoyable girls!
fiftiesweb.com

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Melody
Ah gather yeez urni gooni tell me then, mon Betty sit by me whit did she send ye? It wisnae a fireman wis it???????
Catherine
Cripes how did ye guess Melody...it's a blow up fireman doll right enuf !!
Well the Queen hus landed, had a good flight an looks amazin as usual. We'd a good wee natter last night, then when mum went tae bed ahd a chat wae jimmy oan the msn...Ah wis speakin ma perfect Chinese by that time, thank God Jimmy's used tae me ...looked at ma wine boattle in the fridge therr, some bandit's bein intae it cos that wisnae me that drank aw that last night laugh.gif
Troops are oan therr way home so peace perfect peace will be shattert shortly....toodle pip the noo...
betty2
Aye catherine the uther thing wis therr anaw an aw wull be revealed oan seturday so hoo ever wants tae know its curtain up timr at 12.30 pm horseshoe bar oan the 29th june. say hello tae mum fae me an it'll no be long till we meet again (wee touch o the vera lynn therr) melody ah've been awfy busy preparin fur ma trip gettin everything soartit oot will pm you afore ah leave keep up the good work in here hen yir a wee gem rolleyes.gif
betty2
leeninaus
Catherine, I wish ye were here in Aus ! my hair is a real sight !! sooo glad naebody on the GG can see me ! Betty & Melody, enjoy the GG meet, wink.gif I jist wish ye were all in Aus tae enjoy JD'S company !! whit a belter he is !!!!! Give my love to Marg,
betty2
Hi leen wish you could be wae us oan these days (baith the usa an the glesca meets) whit a ball we wid huv; goat an email fae the bard she's doin well jist celebrated anither birthday (didny gie ony further info oan that) says she'd like me tae visit oz but that ah canny see (but one never knows) efter aw we're livin in the age o miracles and i'm truly fortunate in the many friends that i have met on this board .Not all in person but thanks to modern technology there are many of you whose friendship i value biggrin.gif noo look efter the hoose while am away cos its in here that we aw get the gither cheers dear pals betty2 melody wqe'll need tae huv a wee meet sometime
Melody
We definately will Betty, mind bring me back a fireman fae America, ur even a Glesga fireman wid be nice, laugh.gif a real wan mind wi a hat an everthing. Tell Mags that she's tae come tae us next time. Ah'm nearly greetin' here, ah'm really fond of Mags. You have a great time and take care of yourself.
jimmyd
Ah've no beltit anybody fur a long time Leen !! Is it no aboot time we had a natter,keep seeing you on ,but don't want tae interrupt your bridge game.Hows Al ma pal going.???? biggrin.gif
Is that you aff tae the new world Betty,wull you see fulim stars an that.Gosh you are dead lucky,an ah agree wi Bard,ye can come here nae borrer.We will look after ye .Enjoy your trip love .Gie that Wee Mags a big hug fae me,oh no forgettting the others of course.
Gemini
ohmy.gif awfy gled yoo pit that in Jimmy cos ah wis feeling a wee bit left oot therr, c'mon big fella jump oan a plane an' jine us yi cin stie at mah hoose if yi waant. nae trings attatched therr an' yi cin bring TheBard an' Leen wi yi pleanty o' room here, LOL Winkey Wink an' aw that stuff.
Marion Dougan
Aye right Ria, better no be geein ma bed away lol
betty2
C/mon marion whaurs yir carin sharin nature we cin aw bunk the gither . jimmy yi wid be in safe hauns wae us lot rolleyes.gif wid yi be galluss enuff tae try ehh ha ha an melody dry yir een cos yir a very important person an withoot you lookin efter the hoose god knows whit we'd aw dae withoot yi Big hugs an xxxxxxxx tae you'se aw xxxxxxxxxxxxx
betty2
August26
Marion:
Now don't you be worrying about a bed to sleep in, you will fit in the trunk of our car, Betty can you fit a fireman in your trunk? I will give you one to take back for Melody, so Melody stop crying laugh.gif

August
betty2
August much as ah luv ma dear pal melody dae ah huv tae gie hur the fireman knew a butcher ,baker in the past but never a fireman
she wants wan wae a hat an aw the right gear(wunner whit she meant by that rolleyes.gif )
betty2
jimmyd
Hell Gemini how boring ,nae strings attached !!!!!! Was talking wi Wee Mags the day .She was going to ring me, when you all got there,but I will be winging my way to Tropical Darwin, on the day of the meet.Looking forward to spending some time, wi ma daughter and wee grandson.But never fear, I will be with you all in spirit { yes!! as someone commented on here before,with a glass of the good stuff in ma haun } . biggrin.gif
Gemini
och Jimmy ah hud tae say that you know keep the board clean anaw an' dont waant the rumur mongerals starting anything hahahaha but you enjoy yersel wi yir wee grandson an' daughter laugh.gif
betty2
biggrin.gif Hey you lot whit is this thread daen doon at the bottom o the page am only gawn visitin am no deid canny huv wur favourite hoose gettin neglected melody wherr ur yi pal
Catherine
Cripes this is the first ahv goat tae sit doon an read the boards aw week betty...an ah cannae get doon cos folks keep postin an ma nose is hingin oot an ah start aw ower again readin laugh.gif ..Life's awfy complicaated sometimes eh...need to hop doon an pick up Karen's medicine fur her...ahm daen taxi duty this efternoon..be back soon...
Melody
laugh.gif You can go but be back soon!....... Betty yer right pal this lot jist neglect ye when yer no in, ah widnae let them in in future! See if they don't take a shot o this tea makin' fur wance in their lives, ah'm having a wan wummin protest!
tammy
Right Melody...I'll sit and have a cup of tea with ya. I'm only cleaning the house! wub.gif
Catherine
Hope ye like Drambuie in yer tea Tammy... {that Melody loves makin the tea, two sugars, splasha milk an fuul throattle wae the boattle laugh.gif }
tammy
Catherine, I'll try anything once...might help with the cleaning! laugh.gif
Catherine
Oh it'll help Tammy, help ye furget aw aboot it hen, oor Melodys a guid pourer fur sure {well fur the first hauf hoor, then it's every man fur hisel, she's been known tae waash the windaes wae the wrang stuff} laugh.gif
wee mags
Betty efter yir wee talk wae the yank he said ,I have to get my ears set for all your buddies Mags, biggrin.gif
jimmyd
Ach !! jist tell him tae nod his heid,an say "is rat a fact then" an give a wee smile.Hell by the time this lot get started oan the slpash,you wullnae even be able tae understaun,each other !!!! biggrin.gif
Catherine
Here Jimmy, we could be known as the "wind talkers " laugh.gif
Dead quiet the day eh?.....Bet they're aw tryin tae get a word in edgeways at the same time...Ah keep peekin oot the windaes but naebudy's comin alang the street yet...och well, ah'll go pit the kettle oan, Melody's goat a staoter this mornin an isnae able...go run up the sterrs an gie her anither two paraceetamol, an tell her tae stoap her moanin..tongueootanwinkywink..

Here mags if ah could get nana banana oot her kip we might be able tae gie ye a phone pet!!
Melody
Whit are you sayin' aboot me noo? Not a drop has passed ma lips! laugh.gif
tammy
Aww shame Melody because I could really use that cup of tea! Sounds like you make good ones! laugh.gif
Melody
Well Tammy since Betty's no in that seems tae mean that ah'm chief tea maker and bottle washer, sit yersel doon and ah'll put the kettle oan. smile.gif What kind of a day have you had?
Melody
The rest o ye better get in here quick if ye want a cup, ah'm no makin' a hunner individual cups fur yez, it's gettin' poured.....a warn yez, hurry up!! laugh.gif
tammy
Thanks Melody...is it your special brew? So far we have only done a couple of calls. My partner is relaxing...we have to go give our ambulance a quick wash...so I'll be back and forth when I can.
Melody
Tammy doing a job like yours you deserve only the best special brew ah'll even make a wee scone for you and your partner. God Bless and take it easy! smile.gif
tammy
Melody, You're too kind. wub.gif
Catherine
Hoi Tammy it's an ambulance yersel ye'll be needin... ye ever tasted her scoanes???? RUN WHILE YE CAN!!!!!!! laugh.gif
Melody
Not at all Tammy just telling the truth, must be very stressful also on occasion very rewarding all the best to you. Enjoy your break! smile.gif Take Care
Don't listen tae that Catherine, ah make great scones, it's jist because she's ma pal an she's dead jealous o ma bakin' skills!
Melody
Listen tae this ah saw two polis oan horseback gallopin' towards the Horseshoe Bar, no kiddin' it did cross ma mind.........ach naw their no that bad ur they?
tammy
Melody and Catherine you too are too funny, the pair of ya! tongue.gif
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