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Mary48
'sawright, hen.....ah hink ah feel a cheeny chanty here...

haud on a meenit!

ah there ye go:)
Nae tinkling noo, he might hear ye...shhhh

paper??
naw, ah've nae paper..
you goat ony paper, Marg?
Melody
Ma heid does feel a bit hot right enough.. but it always does laugh.gif
Marg
Bottle ...what bottle and she's hiding it well lets raid her place , I am running out off steam here .............see I need to keep an eye on my soup (but the smell throughout the house is wonderful) so i'm runnin back and forth . ohmy.gif. paper what kind of paper toilet????
Catherine
Sawright Melody....Sanshoe Sanni's in the envelope an posted tae the North Pole as we shpeak hen...{ah put a bitta Mary's breid oan the flerr, he sneaked oot tae pick it up an boot thump an tongue roon the envelope...quick dash tae the post boax...sqaaeeezed intae the slat an away wae Postman Pat went Sanni!! laugh.gif {peesa cake if ye pardon the pun}
Mary48
shhhh, marg,he might hear ye!!

mind ah dont hink he's thinkin aboot onythin but that soup and breid...mibbee if we keep really quiet he'll eat it and go..

Melody...you know mair aboot him than ah dae...whit d'ye hink?
Mary48
hahahahahaha...ah'll never get tae sleep the night thinkin up scenarios!!


ah'm gled yev seen him aff the premises, Catherine..ah can get oan tap o' the bed noo insteed o' under it!

*walks off into the moonlight singing....postman pat, postman pat...but shes nae weans or grandweans noo so disnae know ony merr:(*
Melody
Thanks pals that was a real laugh.. by the way Mary I don't know any mair than you aboot Sandshoe Sanny.. I've avoided him since a wiz aboot a year auld until the night..and the Glasgow Triangle Ha Ha. Oor Cath saw him off!
Marg
Glad we cheered you up melody................... maybe this is a start to old ways...........poor Betty she'll be saying we made a mess in here.We better clean up before she finds it .............. wonder where she is. smile.gif
david lowson
what aboot the guy who swallowed a sandshoe?
F.... a bumper
jimmyd
Ah must be glaiket David!! ah don't get the joke. biggrin.gif
Scotty
Morning everyone
David like Jimmy I dont get the joke either
Hope you are all recovered from New Year
Its wet and windy here in Chester hope your all fairing better Weatherwise
Joan Chester England
Via the Shaws and Barrhed
wub.gif
Melody
Morning all, it's great to feel better! Oh it's scarey here because of the football... have a good day all. smile.gif
david lowson
Bumpers was a name for sandshoes, it wiz just a silly joke guys
Mary48
Terrible when ye hufftae explain a joke, isn't it, David? LOL
happens tae me aw the time.

Melody, wan time ah dont envy ye there, hen!
ahd Never heard of Sandshoe Sanny till ah came oan here..and as for the Glasgow triangle???
Hmmmm first ah heard o' that wis last night!! hahahahahaha
Thanks tae you, Catherine and Marg for a guid laugh:)
thank Goad he got stomped oan so's ah could get tae ma bed at last!! LOL
Melody
Aye, Mary but what address was oan that envelope she posted wi him in it???? ......I think we better keep the bedspread turned up in case we have tae make a quick dive under Betty's bed again! wacko.gif
Marg
Someone changed the clock an hour ........who's been fooling around here,Now I'll be mixed up on my times. Betty see if you can fix it....please!
Mary48
Aye, right enough!
ah see she wis talkin tae her armani so her brain might no have been in addressin mode

Make sure ye empty that chanty afore we hufftae get in there again!! *Phew*
Mary48
Yer right enough, marg!!
LOL..ah KNEW it wis efter hauf wan when ah left!!
It'd have been jist efter hauf 2!!
Melody
Oh dae a huv tae Mary? huh.gif
Mary48
Dae ye hufftae?
D'ye hufftae??

if ye dont want us aw passin oot when we come in here...aye, ye hufftae!!
Melody
Mary you'd be better at it, your the nurse in the family, you must have perfected the stop breathin' for a wee minute skills. ohmy.gif
sjmac
I think David was referring to a flatulance problem with the sandshoe and bumper. wub.gif

hope I'am right otherwise I will look a real fool.
Mary48
Passin the buck, eh?? Ye didnae dae that when ye were tinkiling...away wae yersel!!

oot ye go..ah'm guid wae the air freshener;)
Mary48
aye, Jean...ah thoat that masel wance he'd said what the bumper wis:)
when ah first saw it ah thoat he meant the ither LOL


............like the wan ah think when ah get held up again wae flood control:(
Melody
Yez have lost me noo aw the gether.....
Mary48
Lissen tae her tryin tae get oot o' it!!

Tell ye whit...you empty it, ah'll wash it
Cannae say fairer than that noo, can ah??


*ah've been listening tae the fellas at the barras...no that they'd offer tae wash a chanty!! hahahaha*

Ah've loast masel...that's Stuart ah wis talkin tae, no Jean:)
Melody
Aw right it's a deal...here goes......I'll need tae run...stop breathin'..and kid on it's no me! sad.gif
Mary48
Oh Naw!!!!


she's flaked oot, lack o' breath:(
and her face and hair are aw wet???


Kiss o' life?? naw, no ma style ah'm afraid...it'd be the kiss o' death fur onybuddy that gets onywhere near that smell..

Away and get the hose, somebuddy, ah'll pit the kettle oan


ah'm gled she wis ootside when it happened:)
Melody
I think I'll jist go tae Saltcoats wi Sandshoe Sanny! laugh.gif
Mary48
ROFL......or join us in chat wae Stuart and leen?
Archie Millar
A don't think youse buggers hiv sobered up frum Nerday --the bloody hoose must be in a bloody mess !!
Mary48
Archie...have a hauf??

ah've goat the kettle oan but Melody'll no jine us...ah hink she hinks it's the summer cos she's talkin aboot gauin tae Saltcoats!
Melody
Archie I've no even had a drink this year, but yer right we'd better have a clear up before Betty comes back. laugh.gif
Mary48
talkin aboot yer ill health, melody...are ye off sick or are ye wastin yer holidays bein sick?
Melody
I'm sad to say that I've wasted two weeks holidays! ohmy.gif but I'm better now thank God!
Mary48
ah'm glad yer better but it's an awfy shame it happened oan yer holidays...especially these wans:(
Archie Millar
Never mind Melody- we'll hiv a few at the next meet (if we ever get roon tae organising wan!!
Marg
Well Archie lets organize one I'm all booked up to come .............. earlier than last years for a meet if all agree.
Melody
Right Archie, I've polished and hoovered and put the fire on and the wee place is shinin', so if yer game we don't have to wait for a meet I'll get the glasses...a wee goldie for you? A wee Drambuie for me...and it's Tea for two and Two for Tea....Happy New Year Archie...Cheers smile.gif
Mary48
Ah widnae mind wan o' they drambuie's if ye;ve wan or two gauin spare, Melody:)Ah hope you manage to get the 2004 meet organised and that ye all have the very best time...which ahm sure, knowing youse lot that ye;ll have nae problem wae! LOL
Melody
Mary, I'll even gie ye two wee Drambuies if yer good!
Archie Millar
A'll hiv a wee hauf!---in fact! it's 12noon noo so a'll be going up for ma "Sunday Constitutional" shortly rolleyes.gif
Melody
Aye well enjoy yersel Archie! laugh.gif
Mary48
Brings back memories of going to visit ma man's family in Darlington, Archie!
a' the fellas wid go doon the pub while ma sister in law made the Sunday dinner...and a rerr dinner she's make tae..the roast, gravy tae die fur and yorkshire pudds...ooooh, ah'm droolin at the thoat!
If they werenae back oan the dot there'd be hell tae pay LOL

ah loved being there oan Sundays:)
Mary48
Melody...ah'm partial tae a wee drambuie so dont go gettin too generous, hen!!
ah cannae touch whisky, it turns ma stomach yet the drambuie hits the spot nicely:)
Mary48
Melody...ah'm partial tae a wee drambuie so dont go gettin too generous, hen!!
ah cannae touch whisky, it turns ma stomach yet the drambuie hits the spot nicely:)
Melody
Here you and me will have a great time at the weddin' that's the same as me!! I think we might have tae invest in a big bottle! laugh.gif
Mary48
Oh, ah can see this weddin turning intae a top notch production!!
Step we gaily oan we go.....
Marg
This will be a big production by the time the wedding date arrives if we keep this up, where Catherine and wee mags away shopping for their flocks........ Betty can we have a wee bridle shower at you house?
Archie Millar
A'm back frum the pub,an' "she's gote the dinner on!--we'er hivin' the steak pie the day instead o' hivin' it on New Years day,so, we'll hiv that an a wee bottle o' wine (ma son's a Postman oot in the country, so you can imagine whit "gratuitys" he got for Christmas)--we finised up wi 12 bottles o' wine -6 boxes o 'chockys-an' 4 boxes o' buscuits--a dont know how much money but a know it went into 100s
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