The Pope is in Liverpool handing out miracles to the good and honest law abiding people at his first night SELL-OUT.
First one up (little Billy) stands in front of the Pope tells him is name, Pope says 'How can I help you Billy?'
Billy says, 'Can you help me with my hearing?'. The Pope places his hands over Billy's ears, says a prayer blesses him.
'How's your hearing now Billy??'
Billy said 'I don't know, it doesn't come up till next week!'