Spare a thought for Yvonne the cow, who's now been 'on the run' from her abbatoire fate, in Bavaria, for some 92 days now.




They've tried everything - from wooing her with a bull (albeit a castrated one lol) to getting her sister to 'talk' to her.



Let's hope there's a happy outcome - surely one old cow won't upset the world food balance

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Nothin' mad about her, Davy. Maybe she was tryin' the find the bear trail into italy. Germany has loads of licenced hunters and they'd all love to be let loose on her ... as with the brown bears which often migrate into Bavaria.
How can anyone shoot an old cow called Yvonne?

More like 'Peek-a-MOO'

Maybe she was due some holiday's and thought she would have a wee calf

It must be udderly frustrating for her farmer as he must be Fresian out there. Apparently he wanted to sell her but he couldn't find a byre. I'm told he is keeping a dairy of the search.

Fabulous!

She's got her very own Facebook page LOL

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Yvonne-the-G...=ts&sk=wall

This could run,... and run,... and run,... and...

Just had to make a comment on her facebook page, Davy.
Thanks for the info.

She MUST have some Scottish Blood in her, thats all I can say!

Correct me if I am wrong, but, don't cows have to be milked every day? Otherwise they would be heifers?

Now thats an udder fine mess you've gotten' us in to, Rab!

Well Davy, If Yvonne don't get milked soon! Take cover!

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As we speak, YVONNE should now be reunited with her family, and enjoying a well earned celebratory glass of milk! Mark my words - this cow will have a movie made of her escapades.

Cattle be the Day, or perhaps, Moove over Darling

Would it be a sequel to 'Raging Bull' ?
Will it be filmed in Cowes ?
Will it be titled 'Finding Yvonne 2' ?
Will it be titled 'Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Red Poll' ?
Or even 'Doctor Moo' ?

Nah, it'll be filmed between Glascow and Moscow.

Life will never be the same fur the silly auld moo.