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TeeHeeHee
Do you want to play the game?
Dead simple ...

... This is how I see myself ...

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No fair is it? tongue.gif

Come on - geez a laff. laugh.gif
Rab-oldname
You are opening a can of worms that has been opened before Tomi! Come on folks, lets see yer holi-foties! Hope I don't frighten any weans. (26 views so far and no takers - as usual!)
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wombat
QUOTE (TeeHeeHee @ 30th Jul 2011, 08:58pm) *
Do you want to play the game?
Dead simple ...

... This is how I see myself ... cucumber sandwiches at palace T HEE?
ps did U no theres an auld wummins hied growin on the back of yir neck?

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TeeHeeHee
Gel in ma hair, Wombat? looks more like tooth-picks. laugh.gif
That woman's heid on ma neck was my German mate's new French Mother-in-Law ... who's now growin' on his neck (she really is from the old French aristocracy - hence the cucumber on the breid. ) rolleyes.gif
Chrissie
T-hee - Ye look pretty good to me. Ma auld man says he widnae mind some o yer hair. wink.gif
Jupiter
THH....pail,dungarees,tackity boots....guess who?
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Tommy Kennedy
The good

The bad

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Definatley last post for a while
TeeHeeHee
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Definatley last post for a while


Och y' say that every day Tomski. laugh.gif
Melody
I think that you look very distinguished in that photo Tommy, but then I'm bias. laugh.gif
TeeHeeHee
QUOTE (Melody @ 31st Jul 2011, 12:33pm) *
I think that you look very distinguished in that photo Tommy, but then I'm bias. laugh.gif

For a second there I thought I was readin' Tomi ... but then I'm biased too. tongue.gif laugh.gif
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Jeep
TeeHeeHee
A right Noble King you make there Sire. biggrin.gif
What's my chances of a wee Knighthood wi' you? tongue.gif biggrin.gif
wombat
rolleyes.gif manuel labour wis a mexican tongue.gif
benny
OK, ye asked fur it. This is me in a genial mood, the bad mood wan wid be too frightenin. biggrin.gif

glasgow lass
nice fotys yoo lot biggrin.gif
jeep
Tee Hee Hee, consider yourself now and forever more as Lord Tee, Knight of Passion.
I expect you to carry out your duties faithfully and religeously to the best of your abilities.

King Jeep of Ru"glen.
TeeHeeHee
I'm down on one knee on a plush red cushion wi' my heid slightly bowed and doffin' ma hat (the one wi' the big ostrich fevva) in a sweeping motion as I accept the honour for which I've waited for ages ... and which I know I really and trully deserve - in spite of that Tommy Kennedy. laugh.gif
Fanguverymuch yer Majisty. tongue.gif biggrin.gif
wombat
QUOTE (TeeHeeHee @ 30th Jul 2011, 08:58pm) *
Do you want to play the game?
Dead simple ...

... This is how I see myself ...


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ah reckon this fotie of this wee cat lcan identify wie your fotie wie the spiked hair T Hee,got the same look in the eyes.,tried tae get the foties side by side fer comparison,failed miserably
TeeHeeHee


Dae ye mean like this, Wom. tongue.gif

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wombat
YEP :lol:he wid luv yer lounge M8 ah gave him tae the neebur an hes rippin shit outta the curtains (slidin down thim nails extended LMAO)climbs up them furst of course
TeeHeeHee
The one I have which looks a bit like that one, Charlie, fortunately doesn't tear the curtains - but he p*sses on them ... and my computer; monitor; wardrobe; jeans; watch; car; tools; (and me if I didn't keep my eyes open) Loves testing his claws on the wall paper - especially when it's just been pasted up.
I'd kill him but Mary says he's sensitive ... poor wee soul. rolleyes.gif laugh.gif
Rab-oldname
QUOTE (glasgow lass @ 1st Aug 2011, 01:07am) *
nice fotys yoo lot biggrin.gif

Wheres yours GL ? And the rest! Are you All shy ?
wombat
typical wimmen rab, like tae keep us men waitin rolleyes.gif
TeeHeeHee
Naw, they just don't want tae be seen withoot the warpaint. tongue.gif biggrin.gif

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wombat
dry.gif ah'll gie the blonde a miss T Hee tongue.gif
Rab-oldname
Good try Tomi! rolleyes.gif 7 males, 0 females, 1 Pussy out of 9,092 members! Just as I expected.
wee mags
post 25 is me the first is when I start the day off the next one is at the end of the day when I have taken care of my grand weans wink.gif
angel


Heed this, People contemplating retirement

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses
to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or
garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will
want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal .

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a
retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the
people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

And, my very favorite....
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.

SERENITY

Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing
about being 104?' the reporter asked..
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'

The nice thing about being senile is
you can hide your own Easter eggs
and have fun finding them.

I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind,
can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation;
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
so I got my doctor's permission to
join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.
But,
by the time I got my leotards on,
the class was over.

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and
told her preacher she had two final requests.
First, she wanted to be cremated, and second,
she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart.
'Wal-Mart?' the preacher exclaimed.
'Why Wal-Mart?'
'Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week'

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging?
Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
My theory

It's scary when you start making the same noises
as your coffee maker.

These days about half the stuff
in my shopping cart says,
'For fast relief.'

THE SENILITY PRAYER :
Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and
the eyesight to tell the difference.





kenb
Click to view attachmentTHIS IS HOW I SEE ME
kenb
Click to view attachmentTHIS HOW OTHERS SEE ME
Heather
This is is how I see me as, a Cagney & Lacey type Cop in New York.


This is how others see me as, Annie Get Your Gun.
Isobel
Brave Heather first of the gals to post, good pictures Heather.
TeeHeeHee
Nice to see you Ken ... your way and ours tongue.gif laugh.gif
Now come on girls, the pattern's been set. laugh.gif
Heather
Isobel, the picture with the cops was taken in New York August 2010.
It was my sister whose son is a cop in New Jersey who asked the cops to pose for the picture. I walked away but one of them pulled me back and stuck his hat on my head.
My g'son is in the picture as I had taken him to USA for his 18th Birthday present.

The other picture was taken a few years ago at a Civil War Re-enactment in which my two nephews were very involved with, although from New Jersey, they both preferred to be on the rebel side. laugh.gif
They were just teenagers at the time and are at each end of the picture.
weeglesgakeelie
Distance Shot as look better frae the distance, so I`v been told, wonder wit thae ment by that?
angel


Nice photo Weegles . Fabulous vista. biggrin.gif
angel
THIS HOW OTHERS SEE ME
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Ken , did someone steel your shuttle .



angel


Nice photos Heather . biggrin.gif
angel
QUOTE (angel @ 14th Feb 2012, 08:43pm) *
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Ken , did someone steal your shuttle .

ooops Did someone steal your shuttle

TeeHeeHee
QUOTE (WEEGLESGAKEELIE @ 14th Feb 2012, 05:51pm) *
Distance Shot as look better frae the distance, so I`v been told, wonder wit thae ment by that?

WEEGLESGAKEELIE, Are we related?
Ma maw used tae ca' me that. laugh.gif
Welcome to the boards (whether we are or not biggrin.gif )
Jim D
QUOTE (kenb @ 14th Feb 2012, 05:50am) *
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So mote it be!
kenb
thanks jim pm4347 EC tongue.gif


angel my shuttle is on previous page see me tongue.gif
weeglesgakeelie
QUOTE (angel @ 14th Feb 2012, 09:36pm) *
Nice photo Weegles . Fabulous vista. biggrin.gif


Hi Angel, thank you for your comment on my pic, thats me on top of " Ben Cruachan " sits between Tyndrum and Oban, away in the Misty distance are Mull and Islay, a " Braw day oot "

Brendon
weeglesgakeelie
QUOTE (TeeHeeHee @ 14th Feb 2012, 11:02pm) *
WEEGLESGAKEELIE, Are we related?
Ma maw used tae ca' me that. laugh.gif
Welcome to the boards (whether we are or not biggrin.gif )


Hello THH Nice to meet you, Never know we might be related, efter awe, we are Keelies and we are awe " Jock Tamsons Bairns "

Here`s another pic frae ma wild past when a wis a gunslinger at the same time as " Lobie Doser " you had tae be tuff if you lived out west doon the " Butney "

This pic I believe was taken doon the Trongate in a well known Studio at the time , early 1950`s it was called " Jeromes " any one else remember it?

angel
Nice wee boy with niece wee Wellies , biggrin.gif

I did wonder where your first photo
was taken Brendon , as I said , it is lovely . biggrin.gif



Heather
Smashing picture WeeKeelie. smile.gif

I have one quite similar of my son at two years of age, but he is wearing a Calvary hat and trousers and ofcourse firing his guns.
angel


Bendon , do you or did you do much climbing . smile.gif
TeeHeeHee
Some people, or at least wan, saw me as a Hero of The People's Republic of Tizerstan. wub.gif tongue.gif

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Rab-oldname
QUOTE (WEEGLESGAKEELIE @ 16th Feb 2012, 08:59pm) *
Hello THH Nice to meet you, Never know we might be related, efter awe, we are Keelies and we are awe " Jock Tamsons Bairns "

Here`s another pic frae ma wild past when a wis a gunslinger at the same time as " Lobie Doser " you had tae be tuff if you lived out west doon the " Butney "

This pic I believe was taken doon the Trongate in a well known Studio at the time , early 1950`s it was called " Jeromes " any one else remember it?

I remember the Jeromes Studio WGK. Heres someone else who had his photie taken in Jeromes in Liverpool in 1961. No prizes for correct guesses!
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