Cash.

whador meddle with me.

"Jambo? Who are you calling a Jambo?"

That wee toe-rag flicks sand at me again ... and he gits somma rat, pal.

"Go ahead, make my day....."

that wee guy at the back of me is stuck in the sand,it wisna me that stuck him init.

This is ma jelly-baby and its stayin ma jelly-baby!

if that`s whit i think it is im staunin in, he`s gonny get something tae shout aboot.

'This is ma Giro, and its stayin ma Giro!'

What's he/she singing?

I've gote a song in mind, I wunner if
oanibudy'ill come up wae the same wan.

Oh, and don't scroll down if
you have a sensative nature.
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i`m just a hunk of burning love.

Light my fire!!

Hot Legs.

These hot flushes are killing me!!

A wiz jist sittin here twiddlin' ma
whojibberhamma an' tryin tae make
masel go an' make masel a last cup
o' coffee an' huv a couple o' wee
dunkin' ginger nuts wae it before
A go tae ma pit, when this wan
came intae ma fuzz box.......
"Smoke Gets In Your Eyes".

Noo that's no the originul wan
A hud in mind mind you.


Mine's wae aulder than that wan
so's it is.
That'll gee the game away noo,
why can't A keep ma gub shut.
Grrrrrrrrrrrr.


btw it's decaf coffee furr this time
o' night, so nay smart alec comments
awe-rite.



Good comments btw, a luv 'em

he said a hid a dirty nappie

I'LL TELL YOU THIS BOY

Ah'll give ye that many rights, ye'll be dyin' fur a left !

Stop muckin' about Rabbie

wee guys sayin try kickin saun in mah face noo,..........aka the auld charles atlas advert .