QUOTE (auchenshuggle @ 10th Sep 2009, 10:00pm)
that must be a great honour cash, ti be appointed chief medal gier ooter,
In the name o' heavings therr we go again, ye jist
cannae say green snots, awe naw it's green cheese
in't it no.
Oanywy, Schooooosh A'm no chief oh nothin, A'm dain
this oan the side and A'm dain homers furr naebody.
But here, Ah suppose yee'd better hae this tae gae us
peace, and don't tell naebody or Ah'll get a Glesga kiss
and jimmied oot o this forum so Ah wull.
Oh, and yood betta be ootside the Sarry Heed wae
yer shoe shinin kit oan Saturday at wan o'clock.
And be sober an awe, nane oh that auld Lanlique
wine stuck in yer furr coat poaket......