hallo china,s were did ah go wrang, ma mither warned me
dont dae the decorating should hiv listened,
but gang margie,s ah belter ah remember she came up wi a
brite idea let,s go an dae ma brother,s hoose cause he wisnae
well enough,the whole lot needed done so margie her daughter an
mahsel troops over yes gang this wisnae ajob that wid be done in a
couple ah days mair like weeks,we meet in the morn efter the wains in school
and we start,bathroom smallest room, scraped painted cleaned ,
ah,m the wan tae paper so get,s quite a bit done first day,
takes aw ma gear intae kitchen fir the next day ,
margie make,s ma brother his tea aff we go,
next morn full ah bean,s ah know not much paper tae hing in the lavvie
goe,s tae get ma paste bucket mags hears me shouting fir f--- sake in she comes
oor arthur hid scraped the remains of his dinner in ma pail,
she says kin ye no pick it oot
back tae the loo ma left leg oan the bath,right leg three feet higher oan the windae ledge
last bit paper the gaffer says thats upside doon, my reply thats the way its staying he got that much drinkin him he widnae see it an wanse ah pit up the curtains he wulnae know
well gang the troops here the nite so ah,ll catch up asap
god luv yeez aw tae bits