After being married for fortyfive years, my wife asked me how I would describe her.
I looked at her for a while...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asked..... "What does that mean?"
I said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cuddly, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
She smiled happily and said.. "Oh, that's so lovely.. What about I, J, K?"
I said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in my left eye is going down now and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving the other.