QUOTE (wee davy @ 1st Mar 2012, 02:51pm)
There's just GOT to be a story or two behind it, Rab!
Yer right, Davy! Went to the DIY shop the other day where pensioners (sorry 'senior citizens') get 10 p/c off midweek. The woman at the checkout didn't give me any discount and when I asked why, she said, 'Youre not a senior citizen!' As I showed her my Bus Pass I informed the crusty old bag that I was in my 8th decade, to which she just shook her head and reluctantly gave me 72p from the till. VICTORY!!!
On the other hand, maybe I should lay off the moisturiser and Grecian 2000 for a wee while - or else get my T-shirts printed
. Get your orders in now folks, Rab needs the dosh.