QUOTE (Heather @ 22nd Feb 2012, 07:43pm)

Rabbie, only if you wear red feathers and a hooly hooly skirt.

Ochh, nea bother lassies. Mind ye, on yer best Oath tae keep it tae yerselves that I will have to wear me besterest, matching leatherette Victorian bloomers wi them. So much mair cooth than yon common trapdoor longjohns, don't ye think.
Sur THH, Lord Kinnidy; Laird of the Toonhied Cludgies and yon Rab wan can tell ye all about those, as this item was standard service issue when they accepted the King's Shilling. Heavens forfend, they even got issued with PJ's and Teddy bares in them days.
Bloomers whurr for the gentile, occifur classes, like me *choke*...

Aye right...
Noo then, 500 000 volts, cannae even get that on a Van de Graff genny on a dry day, which in my case is rare.
Umm 500 000 folks, aye right, hing oan a wee meenit, it's been wan of those daze here peeps. I beg your forebearance and crave yer indulagence fur a wee moment. Phew...
Right, back online now. That figure is enough to make yer hairs stand up on end. It's quite shocking, if accurate, I think... der....
When confronted with rounded figures of this magnitude, I tend to ask myself; is this an anecdotal figure, plucked out some nameless Murdoch red topped scandal rag or the real pucker gen? If the latter applies my way of thinking is if they let these souls in withoot the prerequisite checks, can they let them back oot without the same. Then if they havnea learnt their lesson and want back in. Allow this, whilst requesting they close the door firmly on the way back oot again.
On a side note, just why anywan would want to come here is slightly beyond me. Many normally sane natives who are in a vague possession their marbles are joining ever lenghtening queues to rappell aff the White Cliffs O' Dover, without the aid o' a rope.
Follow me, Ah'm right ahint ye.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.