What Set That Woman Off Options

[weeshuggie]

Wummin have an inherent ability to go mental at the least wee thing.

I remember when our first wean was a baby and the wife was getting ready to go to the doctors. It was like a Steward's inquiry, do you know where the nappies are, do you know where the sudacream is, have you put everything in the steriliser, on and on it went. Anyway the wee yin started greeting and so ah thought, ah'll stick the dummy in it's mouth and the world will be at peace with itself. I took the dummy out the steriliser and stuck it under the cold tap as the missus walked in to the kitchen. You would have thought I had sacrificed the wean in tribute to pagan gods. She went nuts cos ah stuck the dummy under the cold tap. Now to me it was the most logical thing in the world as a wean wouldnae want to hiv the taste of sterilser on the dummy and surely this steriliser was a bleach of sorts that killed germs. She went completely mental, ranting and raving about knowing she should never leave a child in my company.

I still think it was a logical action that most men would undertake, we do laugh about now but what daft wee thing has set aff a full blown riot in your hoose and are men really stupid when it comes to looking after weans.

[Dunvegan]

Wummin have an inherent ability to go mental at the least wee thing.

I remember when our first wean was a baby and the wife was getting ready to go to the doctors. It was like a Steward's inquiry, do you know where the nappies are, do you know where the sudacream is, have you put everything in the steriliser, on and on it went. Anyway the wee yin started greeting and so ah thought, ah'll stick the dummy in it's mouth and the world will be at peace with itself. I took the dummy out the steriliser and stuck it under the cold tap as the missus walked in to the kitchen. You would have thought I had sacrificed the wean in tribute to pagan gods. She went nuts cos ah stuck the dummy under the cold tap. Now to me it was the most logical thing in the world as a wean wouldnae want to hiv the taste of sterilser on the dummy and surely this steriliser was a bleach of sorts that killed germs. She went completely mental, ranting and raving about knowing she should never leave a child in my company.

I still think it was a logical action that most men would undertake, we do laugh about now but what daft wee thing has set aff a full blown riot in your hoose and are men really stupid when it comes to looking after weans.

When I was a wean they used tae dip ma dummy in sugar, and as thae used tae gimme whisky n'sugar when I had a cauld, Im sure they dipped the dummy in whisky as weel. Could be the reason I'm a diabetic drunk?

[TeeHeeHee]

When I was a wean they used tae dip ma dummy in sugar

Dae y' dip rhubarb in yer sugar noo? ... Y' keep repeatin' a lot.

[Rabbie]

So wid ye if ye had too much rhubarb...

[Dunvegan]

Dae y' dip rhubarb in yer sugar noo? ... Y' keep repeatin' a lot.

Dun it yince and will never again. Biled roobarb n' sugar it could kill coos horses an' wilderbeesties.!

[Dunvegan]

Wummin have an inherent ability to go mental at the least wee thing.

I remember when our first wean was a baby and the wife was getting ready to go to the doctors. It was like a Steward's inquiry, do you know where the nappies are, do you know where the sudacream is, have you put everything in the steriliser, on and on it went. Anyway the wee yin started greeting and so ah thought, ah'll stick the dummy in it's mouth and the world will be at peace with itself. I took the dummy out the steriliser and stuck it under the cold tap as the missus walked in to the kitchen. You would have thought I had sacrificed the wean in tribute to pagan gods. She went nuts cos ah stuck the dummy under the cold tap. Now to me it was the most logical thing in the world as a wean wouldnae want to hiv the taste of sterilser on the dummy and surely this steriliser was a bleach of sorts that killed germs. She went completely mental, ranting and raving about knowing she should never leave a child in my company.

I still think it was a logical action that most men would undertake, we do laugh about now but what daft wee thing has set aff a full blown riot in your hoose and are men really stupid when it comes to looking after weans.

Cant add to this one!!!

[penny dainty]

Ahm speechless, but the back o ma hand still works

[Teeny]

Wummin have an inherent ability to go mental at the least wee thing.

Widnae be ony different fae guys behind the wheel - gies a brek

[Melody]

Aw Weeshuggie, us women are a complicated lot. Your post made me laugh ah think ah recognised maself.

[Dunvegan]

Ahm speechless, but the back o ma hand still works

Sorry about the cartoon bein' sexist n'at. I had to tell my wife I was posting it to a feminist social anthropology site before she let me use it Penny.

[Heather]

Aye we believe ye, thousands wouldn't.

[Lennox]

are men really stupid when it comes to looking after weans.

You really have to have comformation

[wombat]

add to this one sez dunvegan:

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[Dunvegan]

Ahm speechless, but the back o ma hand still works

Sorry if 'am comin' across as sexist Penny, I had to tell my wife I was posting this to a feminist social anthroplogy site before I got clearance.
Sorry penny posted this one twice, this is happening a lot, posts disapearing and then turning up again.

[wombat]

Ahm speechless tae dunvegan tut!tut!