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Rab-oldname
post 26th Oct 2003, 07:35pm
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[SIZE=1][SIZE=1][SIZE=1]Mair ..........

'Prehistoric Flying Things' by Terry Dactil.
'Have a Day Off Work' by Colin Sik.
'My Carefree Life' by Deb Onayre.
'Decorative Hedging' by Flora Bundy.
'Head Surgery' by Con Cushun.
'The Roof Jumper' by Willie Woody Woanty.
'Marching With Flags' by Stan Dardbearer.
'More Uses For Plastic Cups' by Polly Styrene.
'Choices' by Sue Chureself.
'O.D. Hygeine' by Sir Gycal-Spirit.
'High Carat Diamonds' by Ray Ritty.
'Life in The Submarine Service' by Perry Scoap.
'Problems With Thick Skin?' by Ella Fantiasis.
'Off Came The Blindfold' by Willy C. Mee.
'Spotting Fakes' by Jen Yooine.

Ma heids hurtin noo!.
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Teeny
post 27th Oct 2003, 01:55am
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Aye Rab ... so's mine laugh.gif

Religiously on a Sunday - by Donna Roon A. Barras
Bric a Brac - by Paddy S. Market
Whatís your poison - by Ryan Dry
Logging in the Forest - by Tim Berr
Bum Patches - by Barb E.D. Wyre
Ample Bosom - by Debra Schnapped
Busy Bee Hives - by Bess Avoidem
The Art of Understanding - by Crystal Kleer
Trouble Brewing - by C.U. Jimmy
Condiments - by Sault N. Peppa
Over-used Credit Card- by Aletta Loos Wiwan
Hidden Goods in the Wardrobe - by Nae Tag Soan
Falling Overboard - by Eileen D. Toofar
Avoiding the Law - by Scott Free
Skating on Thin Ice - Yuren Trubble
Small Talk - by Laura N. Onsense

Teeny
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Mary48
post 27th Oct 2003, 11:46am
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How dae yez dae it?
D'ye start wae the title or the author...or either?
Ah've racked and racked...can get naewhere....sorry:(
Keep thum comin though cos ah'm havin a vball reading them!

Every good artist needs a good audience..ah'm resigned rtae bein an audience...thanks:)


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post 27th Oct 2003, 06:36pm
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My Favourite Burgh by Annie Sland.
D.I.Y. Dentistry by Philip McAvitty.
Old Nursery Rhymes by Paul E. Pootketlon.
Begging For Profit by Phil McCann.
Goodbye Tae Bonnie Scotland by Will Yenokumbakagin. (!)
Come Chant With Me by Harry Krishna.
Weather Forecasting by Wyn Deedaze.
Cartoons by Ann E. Mayshun.
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post 27th Oct 2003, 07:04pm
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The Bahookie Look by Iva Bigyin.
The Reluctant Witness by Luke Thitherwey.
Fly Like A Bird by Hank Lider.
The Breakdown by Peter Oot.
The Rescue by Wendy Gonnygethere.
Popes I Have Known by Cath Likk.
Cage Birds by Bud Gee.
Cage Birds 2 by Con Airey.
(MA HEIDS BEGINNIN TAE HURT AGAIN!!!!!!!!)
Famous Lager Beers by Carl Sberg. (One in front of me here!)(Inspiration!)
I Sunk The Titanic by I. Sberg.
How To Tie Shoe- Laces by Ben Doon.
My Knighthood Investiture by Neil Doon.
Chinese Bowling Made Easy by Chuck Wann Doon.
A Sailors Life by Bobby Nupandoon.
Approaching Death by Neily Dunn.

Rab needs a swally!. rolleyes.gif
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Teeny
post 27th Oct 2003, 09:20pm
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Hi Mary48

It's a wee bit o' baith ah'd hiv tae say. Wan ur tuther comes intae yer heid 'n ye go fur it.

A wee wurd o' warnin here hen ... don't go tae bed straight eftur comin aff the computer, cos yer coontin sheep and nearly in la la land 'n anither idea pops intae yer heid then its wan, two, three, four, five ...... then eventually zzzzzzz s'no a guid luk in the moarnin ... also it drives ye tae drink - jist read Rab's posts laugh.gif

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Teeny
post 27th Oct 2003, 09:25pm
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Has the Penny Dropped - by June O. Menoo
Lost Wean - by Fran Tik
Inebriated Again - by Ina Gutta
Menís Favourite Position - by R.E. Kline
Traversing - by Kris Kross
Following Orders- by Uday Wit Yertelt
Sweets - by Cher N. Sheralike
Great Result - by I.M. Stoked
Bedside Companions - by A.Perateef
Elimate Cobwebs - by Dustin Korners
Another Lottery Win - by Hoa Chee Wee Get
Transparency - by I.C. Threwit

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Teeny
post 29th Oct 2003, 02:06am
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Hey Rab ... wherr ur ye son unsure.gif ... ur ye lyin in a darkened room tryin tae get rid o' yer sair heid LOL

And some mair ...

The Catís In the Cradle - by Dope E. Dina
Kids are Never Satisfied - by Yusaf Gotenuff
The Great Escape - by Colin Allcars
Familiarity Breeds Contempt - by Al Skepya Heid
A Wife Wronged - by Asfarr Asa Kinthroam
Asking the Impossible- by Wayne Don B. Stoopid
Scorned Woman - by Ella F.N.O. Fury Lykewan
Unreasonable Request - by Ina Pigseye
All in Good Time - by Jess Aminit
Make a Run For It - by Skee D. Addle

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Mary48
post 29th Oct 2003, 02:31pm
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Killin masel laughin!

Ah shout John through tae see these every noo and again.
The night ah wis talking aboot thum at dinner and ah said how clever yez were,....he says it's quite easy really...jist think o' a glesga expression then fun a title fur it..
Nae borra hinks ah!
so ah comes oot wae a couple........he telt me tae leave it tae youse lot!!


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Catherine
post 29th Oct 2003, 02:36pm
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Ahm wae you Mary, this is way beyond ma intelligence laugh.gif
Absolutely brilliant the lot of them you guys, well done!


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post 29th Oct 2003, 02:38pm
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'Making Up Daft Book Titles' by Rabbie Sneeze.

From Intensive Care Ward, Kent&Sussex Hospital.
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post 29th Oct 2003, 07:40pm
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[SIZE=1][SIZE=1][SIZE=1]Ah'm oot again!

'Funerals Made Easy' by Paul Bayrer
'Cage Birds' by Mina Burrd.
'Fancy Hair Design' by Mo Heekan.
'Car Park Design' by Max Headroom.
'Frozen Lollypops' by I. Scauld.
'Build a Solid Cludgie' by Con Crete.
'Canoe Design' by Kay Akk.
'Necktie Knots' by Wyn Zorr.
'Waiting for Beginners' by May Tredee.
'Astronomy' by Declan Ayshun.
'My Circus Life' by Kelvin Hall.
'A History of Barrack Life' by Mary Hill
'Whats That Smell?' by Kirk Aldy.
'Clyde Views' by Helen Sburra..
'A Meeting on The Mountain' by Ben Venue.
'Life In Bearsden' by Maxwell Avenue.
'Working With Singers' by Clyde Bank.
'A Guide to Glasgow Parks' by Bella Houston.

.............................Ah'm away back in again!. laugh.gif
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Teeny
post 29th Oct 2003, 09:24pm
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Awe Rab, ye gied me a skerr therr. A wisnae shoor if ye wur pullin ma leg ur no, bit dinna think so, hope yer okay pal. Take care o' yersel noo. Yer wee book titles ur great ... keep em' cumin.

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Teeny
post 29th Oct 2003, 09:27pm
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ROFL Mary48 ... ye shood huv posted yer wee titles fur me tae see ... at least yer tryin hen laugh.gif

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Teeny
post 29th Oct 2003, 09:34pm
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Something Stupid - by Dick Waud
Get a Grip - by Oop S.A.D. Asey
Ongoing Cull - by Al Kilmer
Stranded on a Desert Island - by Diana Thurst
Spreading Rumours - by Tom Taletit
Love Songs - by Sara Nade
German Flirt - by Herr Flick
Granpas Table Manners - by Rudol F. Art
Conservationists by - Teresa Green
In a Right Mess - by Kaw Kup
Stair Heid Lavvys- by Elle Uffa Ponginerr
Kids Favourite - by San Tac Laus

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