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jamcat
post 18th Jan 2011, 03:02pm
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QUOTE (jamcat @ 18th Jan 2011, 02:35pm) *
TeeHeeHee' , why do I get the feeling that you have set yourself into some kind of competition with me.I hope not as I am not the competitive type. and if i do compete in anything I want to know why and what I am competing for. looking at your profile I see you have made 7,390 posts that is just over ten per day on average. No offence mate but that makes you seem a more boring person than I am.

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post 18th Jan 2011, 03:29pm
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QUOTE (jamcat @ 18th Jan 2011, 02:35pm) *
TeeHeeHee' , why do I get the feeling that you have set yourself into some kind of competition with me.I hope not as I am not the competitive type. and if i do compete in anything I want to know why and what I am competing for. looking at your profile I see you have made 3,790 posts that is just over ten per day on average. No offence mate but that makes you seem a more boring person than I am.

Actually it's closer to 7,400 posts ... so I'm more boring than you think laugh.gif
I'm not competing as you may think but rather jumpin' on your wagon to try, poetically, to show another side to the coin.
We had a very long run poetry thread here where many members added to a single poem for the fun of it and I kind of miss that.
Post #2 (here) reminded you of an existing Peom Topic too.
But if you want to keep this as your own very exclusive topic then help yourself.

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TeeHeeHee
post 18th Jan 2011, 03:42pm
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BTW: Just for the record ... they were all spontanious replies.

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post 18th Jan 2011, 06:53pm
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Ah've read merr than a few "poems" on the various messageboards ah've been on, and ah've even contributed wan or two masel. In most instances, it's like watchin somebody else's home movies.


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post 18th Jan 2011, 07:06pm
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QUOTE (TeeHeeHee @ 18th Jan 2011, 02:20pm) *
BTW: Just for the record ... they were all spontanious replies.

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too bad Tomi, I thought your verses had brighten'd up a rather dull thread,


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post 18th Jan 2011, 07:09pm
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QUOTE (jamcat @ 18th Jan 2011, 04:35pm) *
TeeHeeHee' , why do I get the feeling that you have set yourself into some kind of competition with me.I hope not as I am not the competitive type. and if i do compete in anything I want to know why and what I am competing for. looking at your profile I see you have made 3,790 posts that is just over ten per day on average. No offence mate but that makes you seem a more boring person than I am.



Jamcat,

Personally poetry is not my "bag" but ,if you want to come on here with your verse , I have no problem with that and I hope others enjoy it.

I must however say that it seems to me that you are a VERY competitive person, if you object to others doing likewise and broadcasting their poems. I do not see any art form as a competition.


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post 18th Jan 2011, 07:20pm
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I'm not ad-verse to it either huh.gif


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post 18th Jan 2011, 07:24pm
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I can Attached ImageAttached Image whats going on here!
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jamcat
post 18th Jan 2011, 08:27pm
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QUOTE (bilbo.s @ 18th Jan 2011, 06:47pm) *
Jamcat,

Personally poetry is not my "bag" but ,if you want to come on here with your verse , I have no problem with that and I hope others enjoy it.

I must however say that it seems to me that you are a VERY competitive person, if you object to others doing likewise and broadcasting their poems. I do not see any art form as a competition.

I sent teeheehee a PM and appologised for the way my quote appeared. He is satisfied and I was more than pleased with what he said in return. This was merely me reading things in the wrong way and as always when I am wrong or make a mistake I own up. In fact i am so truthful I am considering changing my name by deed pole to Des Honest
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TeeHeeHee
post 18th Jan 2011, 11:14pm
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QUOTE (angel @ 18th Jan 2011, 06:44pm) *
too bad Tomi, I thought your verses had brighten'd up a rather dull thread,

Me and Jamcat have had a right ol' natter by PM and we've sorted out our wee misunderstanding in the most amicable way to the extent that we've laid the groundwork of what might just prove to be a nice wee friendship.
Anyway, you know me Angel; I would have kept on posting. laugh.gif


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post 19th Jan 2011, 10:49am
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The good auld days

The good auld days
As my old man says
Where the happiest days of his life
That’s when he met ma maw
Whose dad is my grandpa
And he made ma mammy his wife

The good auld days
As ma mammy says
Where the worst times that she ever knew
There were fleas on your chums
And TB, rickets and slums
As well as poverty too

The good auld days
As my grandpa says
Where the times during World War One
He wasn’t too bright
But he signed up to fight
And got wounded in action

The good auld days
As my granny says
Where the times during World War Two
When my dad was a lad
And my mum looked not bad
Compared to how she looks noo
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TeeHeeHee
post 19th Jan 2011, 01:57pm
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Bang Bang Yer Deed
by Sir Thee the Hee

As a poor wee lad
I was terribly sad
That my rifle was made out of wood
But when them days were ower
I had one with air power
But that really wisnae much good

Too wee were the spugies
The Stuckies and doos
Too wee were the pellets
For knockin' doon coos

When I was a poor man
In defence o' my land
My 303 felt nice and warm
Tucked intae my cheek
That sweet cordite reek
As I fired at the oncoming Swarm

Too many the men
Who rushed toward me
Too mighty the tanks
No thanks
Too deep the mire
Too many piled higher
And me only too wee
Way too wee. rolleyes.gif


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post 19th Jan 2011, 03:06pm
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I wish that I could write in Rhyme
but it does give me a really hard time

I did read what you had to say
and both amusing
in your own special way... unsure.gif


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post 19th Jan 2011, 03:41pm
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smile.gif And the prize goes to the wan in the red dress! lol laugh.gif

Well done you folks.

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jamcat
post 19th Jan 2011, 05:49pm
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A curry and a drink

Last night I got drunk when I went to the pub
And on my way home I fancied some grub
So I bought me a curry that burnt like a fire
Tearing my throat like a length of barbed wire
The trouble with curry is it doesn’t like the booze
So they fought in my stomach to evict who would lose

I stood at the bus stop trying hard not to spew
As the two of them wrestled I felt that I knew
That when you have a curry, it’s not bought, it’s just for rent
And when booze is involved it’s not money well spent
Five pints and two large whiskies and a large size Vindaloo
Aren’t the best of buddies, so they beat each other black and blue

I only had the curry in my stomach half an hour
When I hade to talk to Huey and the taste, it was so sour
The curry and the booze where both lying on the street
And bits of this gruesome twosome were sticking to my feet
I made my self a promise that when I drink again
There won’t be any curry, thank God,amen
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