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> And (over The Tannoy) The Pilot Said ...., Photo > your caption ...
Waverley
post 21st Jan 2008, 04:31am
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I hope flight engineer Coward is on board
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auchenshuggle
post 25th Feb 2008, 07:12pm
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well the salesman did say they were air cooled engines.


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post 25th Feb 2008, 07:16pm
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sorry jim wilson, you got that wan first, i scrolled through a bit too quick never seen it ti a went back ower them again.


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post 26th Feb 2008, 06:55am
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Nae bother Auchenshuggle
I believe the sun was shining in your eyes as you look at the air cooled engine
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post 29th Oct 2008, 12:01am
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we are landing sooner than expected unsure.gif


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post 10th Feb 2009, 07:40pm
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'Cheapskate Airlines apologise for the seat shortage. Those standing, please feel free to use the loops hanging from the ceiling for takeoffs and landing'

'Trixie and Bubbles, our friendly flight attendants will be circulating soon, please ask for a peanut if you are peckish'.

'A reminder for passengers to Zermatt. There is no airfield at Zermatt, please collect your parachutes from Trixie or Bubbles'
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post 10th Feb 2009, 11:23pm
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This happens every time we land there.
They'd steal the sugar oot yer tea


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post 24th Jul 2009, 10:02pm
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While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a Weegie passenger looked out the window.
"Awe naw!" he screamed, "Wan o' they engines the engines just blew up!"
Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side.
The passengers were in a panic now, and even the stewardesses couldn't maintain order. Just then, standing tall and smiling confidently, the pilot strode from the cockpit and assured everyone that there was nothing to worry about. His words and his demeanor seemed made most of the passengers feel better, and they sat down as the pilot calmly walked to the door of the aircraft. There, he grabbed several packages from under the seats and began handing them to the flight attendants.
Each crew member attached the package to their backs.
"Hey Mister," spoke up the Weegie passenger, "Are those no' parachutes?"
The pilot confirmed that they were.
The passenger went on, "But I thote you said there wisnae onything tae worry aboot?"
"There isn't," replied the pilot as a third engine exploded. "We're just going to get help."
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post 25th Jul 2009, 02:32pm
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The engine blew up and the shudder caused the pilot to spill his coffee over his lap. Forgetting the tannoy was on, he yelled at the pain but immediately regained his composure and apologised to all the passenger. Sorry, he said, I just spilled my coffee and my pants are all wet. The stewardess said, that's nothing to the mess back here laugh.gif

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post 25th Jul 2009, 04:46pm
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Another oldie.

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post 25th Jul 2009, 08:56pm
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post 27th Jul 2009, 11:21am
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S'alright, s'alright. we didnae need that bit anyhoo.
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post 29th Jul 2009, 06:16pm
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."
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post 26th Aug 2009, 08:57pm
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'Has anybody seen my parachute?'
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post 26th Aug 2009, 09:27pm
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right that`s the auto pilot on, want ti go an stretch yer legs noo? laugh.gif


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