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> Moose Loose In The Hoose
wombat
post 30th Oct 2011, 11:03pm
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dry.gif wifie found this the other day,its a new type of shoe polisher ,now a nest fer meeces ,thinkin mibbe members might like tae compose a wee poem ?

a'hll start wie a cuppla verses

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wombat
post 30th Oct 2011, 11:06pm
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Oh wee hairless moosie
yer maw made a nest
in whit ah shine mah shoes wie
if ah wring yer neck
wid yie excuse me ?

c'mon the poets on here make
the bard proud laugh.gif

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TX4
post 1st Nov 2011, 09:51pm
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It cleaned aw of yer shoes in the hoose
Noo it's hame tae a tiny wee moose
His Wife and weans live there tae
But whit can Ye dae?
Wi Durty brogues and the laces that's loose?

Ye can say that Yer plight's self inflicted
And that moose and His tribe need evicted
Would it be rodenticide
If Ye threw them in the Clyde
And dae time in Bar-l if convicted?



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wombat
post 1st Nov 2011, 10:04pm
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very guid TX4 laugh.gif lmao


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wombat thit grates oan yie.
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kenb
post 1st Nov 2011, 11:55pm
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sorry wombat me and meeces dont get on
i dont like there feeces
they drop them here and there
those horrid little meeces
the have nae hair
but when a pair
they make hay and mair meeces
and guess what mair horrid little feeces




for feeces read faeces poo lol


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post 2nd Nov 2011, 07:17am
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On holiday one year in Durban and saw a huge cockroach scuttling aross the floor towards us.

I tried not to bring attention to it but my mother in-law who was here on holiday spotted it and giving one almighty screech jumped up on the couch shouting "its a moose a moose" laugh.gif

I dont know what scared her most when she found out it was not a moose but a cockroach.

They can get to BIG sizes in Durban as Beth could vouch for.
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post 2nd Nov 2011, 07:59pm
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How could ye wring the neck o a wee moose that's nested in yer shoe polisher? It's obviously taken a shine tae ye. biggrin.gif


Wee cheeky, gallus, hairless moosie,
Whit are ye daein in Wombat's hoosie?
Ye've built a nest in his shoe cleaner,
An that's no fair.
Ye've made him glower, ye've made him meaner.
Flit tae a chair.


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post 2nd Nov 2011, 08:08pm
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guid wan benny laugh.gif


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post 2nd Nov 2011, 10:06pm
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rolleyes.gif herry mutt caught a wee moose the day played wie it fer ages. unsure.gif

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post 2nd Nov 2011, 10:10pm
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wub.gif
THE END unsure.gif

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post 3rd Nov 2011, 12:32am
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Jist like Nero watchin the lions devour the Christians, only he didnae take photies. rolleyes.gif


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post 3rd Nov 2011, 09:53am
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Moosie, moosie, just watch for the trap
Ah know yir desperate for any wee scrap
Don’t take the bait, if yi’ please
Somethin’ no’ right about that cheese
Oops, …fancy, a game o’ snap rolleyes.gif


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post 3rd Nov 2011, 10:08am
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Ah'm killin' maself laughin' here...you lot are mental... laugh.gif


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post 3rd Nov 2011, 10:31am
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Ah'm no laughin' Wombat ye need tae stop fraternisin' wi mice yer scarin' me. ohmy.gif ohmy.gif
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post 3rd Nov 2011, 12:31pm
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Wee puzzle here Wombat. unsure.gif
Whit ur aw yer cats dae'n ? rolleyes.gif
Did y' no' have aboot 15 at the last coont? laugh.gif


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