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> And From The Bridge, The Captain Was Heard To Say .........
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post 17th Jan 2011, 04:15pm
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post 17th Jan 2011, 04:24pm
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'Passengers are requested not to panic. We are just having a quick hull-scrub'

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post 17th Jan 2011, 07:34pm
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QUOTE (Rab @ 17th Jan 2011, 04:02pm) *
'Passengers are requested not to panic. We are just having a quick hull-scrub'

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BING BONG.. BING BONG "Will the passenger who had THREE full breakfasts, and X3 16oz steaks last night, try and make his way to the Port side of the vessel,... IMMEDIATELY!"


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post 17th Jan 2011, 10:44pm
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post 17th Jan 2011, 11:05pm
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Jack, I really don't think you two are all that safe at the pointy end.

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post 17th Jan 2011, 11:13pm
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Engineering room!
Who's taken that bloody Haynes Manual from the Ship's Library again?

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post 18th Jan 2011, 12:21am
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post 18th Jan 2011, 12:24am
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GOD PROMISES A SAFE LANDING
NOT A CALM PASSAGE


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post 18th Jan 2011, 12:51am
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QUOTE (Rab @ 17th Jan 2011, 10:34pm) *
Two tigers were stalking through the jungles of Asia. Suddenly, the one to the rear reached out with his tongue, and licked the posterior of the tiger in front of him. The startled front tiger turned and said, "Cut it out." The rear tiger apologized, and they continued onward.

About five minutes later, it happened again. The front tiger turned, growling, "I said stop it." The rear tiger again apologized, and they continued.

Another five minutes passed, and again the front tiger felt the unwanted tongue. The front tiger turned, giving the rear tiger a ferocious glare, angrily hissing, "What is it with you?"

The rear tiger replied, "I'm sorry -- I really didn't mean to offend you. But I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!"



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God doesn't call the qualified

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If God is your CO-PILOT swap seats.


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Some people are kind polite and sweet
Until you try to sit in their seat.




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post 18th Jan 2011, 01:01am
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Some people are Blind, or Miopic
or canny read the title of TOPIC rolleyes.gif laugh.gif


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post 18th Jan 2011, 02:08am
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... The Captain was heard to say ...
"Where's aw the lifebuoys?"

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post 18th Jan 2011, 05:50am
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post 18th Jan 2011, 02:24pm
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QUOTE (wheeghee @ 18th Jan 2011, 12:59am) *
God doesn't call the qualified

He Qualified the called


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If God is your CO-PILOT swap seats.


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I don't think you get the idea yet rolleyes.gif
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post 18th Jan 2011, 02:27pm
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'Steward, when I said I wanted a Scotch on the rocks, I didn't mean it literally!'
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post 18th Jan 2011, 02:48pm
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"Purser, ask if they can put us up for the night"

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