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18th Jan 2011, 12:51am
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Lord Provost
    
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QUOTE (Rab @ 17th Jan 2011, 10:34pm)  Two tigers were stalking through the jungles of Asia. Suddenly, the one to the rear reached out with his tongue, and licked the posterior of the tiger in front of him. The startled front tiger turned and said, "Cut it out." The rear tiger apologized, and they continued onward.
About five minutes later, it happened again. The front tiger turned, growling, "I said stop it." The rear tiger again apologized, and they continued.
Another five minutes passed, and again the front tiger felt the unwanted tongue. The front tiger turned, giving the rear tiger a ferocious glare, angrily hissing, "What is it with you?"
The rear tiger replied, "I'm sorry -- I really didn't mean to offend you. But I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!" QUOTE (wheeghee @ 17th Jan 2011, 11:59pm)  God doesn't call the qualified
He Qualified the called
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If God is your CO-PILOT swap seats.
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God himself doesn't propose to judge the man until he is dead So Why Don't YOU... ......................................................... Some people are kind polite and sweet Until you try to sit in their seat.
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