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Rab-oldname
post 23rd Oct 2003, 06:20pm
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Mair fae Rab.................

'How to complain' by Mal Kontent.
'Male Reproductive Disorders' by Dr. Tess Tickel.
'Monsters of Prehistoric Times' by Dinah Soar.
'Seeking Your Ancestors' by Izzy Inn.
'My Intended Exploration of Greenland' by Willy B. Lost.
'Yuletide Songs' by Carol Singer.
'I Bid You Farewell' by Val E.Dickshun.
'Boudoir Memories' by Hank E. Pankie.
'Small Room Design' by Kit Chenette.
'Pocket Antiques For The Beginner'. by Nick Nack.
'Things To Do With Lycra' by Leo Tard.
'Dressing Up' by Lou Kymagirl.
'How I Invented Pedestrian Transport' by Rick Shaw.
'Mists' by Eva Porate.
'Modern Formal Wear for Ladies' by Eve Ningdress.

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kas
post 23rd Oct 2003, 06:38pm
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Rab must of been up all night thinking of those funny books! Well done again. Yes I want more!


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post 23rd Oct 2003, 07:14pm
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Heres more ................

'Jeez Its Cauld' by Kelvin Scale.
'A Lump In My Throat' by Adam Sappel.
'Me And My Hubby' by Bett Erhaff.
'Italian Architecture' by Basil Icca.
'Urban Advertising' by Bill Bored.
'LSD' by Hal U. Sinogen.
'Innovative Bicycle Design' by Penny Farthing.
'Forms Of Greetin' by Sal U. Tayshun.
'A Good Deed Every Day' by Sam Arytan.
'Native American Artefacts' by Tom E. Hokk.
'Easy Salad Dressings' by May O'Nays.
'Tame Your Beard!' by Ray Zorblaid.
'Wee Wee Things' by Mo Lekular.
'How To Bet on Horses' by Ray Smeeting.
'Easy Woodwork' by Chip Bored.
'Understanding Metals' by Al U. Minyum.
'Jeez that wis hot!' by Tab Asco.
'Salvationist Tunes' by Tam Burrine.

That enough?
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Mary48
post 24th Oct 2003, 02:04am
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ROFL...yez are jist too clever!

ah could say that seeing aw these is ticklin ideas in ma mind for some but then ah could also say that there cannae be mony merr yez could come up wae...izzat challenge enough fur ye tae gae us merr?


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Teeny
post 24th Oct 2003, 03:31am
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Haw Rab, ye sneaked some mair in when ah wisnae lukin!!

Mary48, the brain's still tickin o'er 'n ah'm takin' up yer challenge ... here ye go hen ....

Deep River Rising - by Wilma Luk Hawdoot
The Last Biscuit - by Haun Saff
Shotgun Wedding - by Seamus Merrium
Men And Housework - by Ugott A.C. This
Money Doesnít Grow On Trees - by Ageed U. Oaffgott
Itís A Hard Life - by T.A.E. Helen Bak
Avoid Concussion - by Ina Daze
Exam Success - by Hope Lykell
Batten Down The Hatches - by Gayle Cummin
Self Mutilation - by Pierce M.A. Tung
Dilated Pupils - by E. Sondrugs
No Assistance Required - by A.M.Abel Bodeed
Fun At The Fair - by Winona Ryde
Stormy Waters - by Olhan Sondeck
Pimples And Boils - by Lance Alott
Jeely Pieces Oot Ra Windae - by Haudya Haunoot

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Barbara
post 25th Oct 2003, 04:38am
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"First Time Basket Weavers" by Cutsum Twigs

"Recognizing Dehydration" by Glassa Wata

"Hints and Tips for the Numerically Challenged" by Cal Culator

"Help for the Small Breasted Woman" by Putta Sockinit

"Learn to Dance in Five Easy Lessons" by Cutta Rugg

"How to Build a House" by Hammer N. Nails

"I'm OK, Your OK" by I. M. Crazy

"Harvesting and Packing Instructions for Our Valued Employees at Smoke House Almonds" by U. R. Nuts

"Attending the Feet and other Vital Organs" by Toe Jam

"Spending to Much Time on the Puter"? by Getta Life

"Spending to Much Time on the Puter"? Book 2 by U. Neadhelp

"Creative Sandwich Making" by Muss Tard and his half brother Katz Supp

"Letter's in the Snow" by I. P. Freelie

"Northwest Fishing" by Rippin Sumlips

"Potty Training Made Easy" by Toy Lette

"Backyard Car Maintenance" by Mack Anick

"Cut Your Hair at Home" by Ceri L. Bowl

"BBQ Ribs" by Mycatts R. Missen

"Trails in the Sand" by Peter Dragon

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Barbara
post 25th Oct 2003, 04:53am
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Teeny, I hope you know I stayed up WAY past my bedtime to play this game. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. You kids are great. Very funny stuff.
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post 25th Oct 2003, 04:16pm
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More from my mad library ............

'Do-It-Yourself Funerals' by Doug Yeraingrave.
'Walking the Great Wall' by May C.U. Soon.
'Hints For Housewarmers' by Colin Summtime.
'Murder Mysteries' by June O. Hoodunnit.
'Tips from the Drill Book' by Mark Ingtime.
'I Dug Up a Skull' by Miss Inglink
And now - my favourite which has taken hours to think up.... ! 'Modern Fairy Tales' by Juan Suponathyme.

Rabbie.
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post 25th Oct 2003, 05:44pm
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Teeny
post 26th Oct 2003, 06:38am
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Hi guys

Glad to see I'm helping to keep your brains cells active LOL.

Barbara, I see you've joined the mad hatters club, those were really funny titles, now don't be letting me keep you up too late, we all need our beauty sleep.

Rab 'n Robbie, the terribul twins, are giving me a guid laff here.

Ah'm away tae get ma thinkin cap oan 'n wull submit mair soon ... watch this space ...

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post 26th Oct 2003, 04:11pm
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kas
post 26th Oct 2003, 05:23pm
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Very good brains at work here..keep it going! Good work Barbara, Rab, Teeny & Robbie- you've got me laughing & talking out loud!


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post 26th Oct 2003, 06:42pm
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Hows about .................

'Working in Plastics' by Polly Propylene.
'Prophesies Up To Date' by Mark Mywurds.
'Stage Fright' by Di Adeath.
'Supersonic Flight Explained' by Con Corde.
'Tales of Highwaymen' by Stan Dandeliver.
'Handy Hospital Gadgets' by Cath Eater.
'House Training Your Pet' by Dom Estication.
'Burn Your Bra' by Libby Rated.
'Try Reasoning' by Phil Ossofizer.
'Social Systems' by Reg Eem.
'Medical Sample Taking' by Yuri Nation.
'Teach Yourself Preaching' by Eve Angelism.
'Atomic Particles' by Minnie Scule.
'Plain Cooking' by Chick N. Soop.
'Make Mine Rare' by T. Boanstake.
'Cold Desserts in a Haunted House' by I. Screem.
'Tricks With Your Camera' by Telly Foto.

Mair tae come HeHe!
Yer never bored when am aroon.
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Catherine
post 26th Oct 2003, 06:53pm
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Ah cannae believe you guys are makin these up...very very clever, ya buncha big brains!! biggrin.gif


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post 26th Oct 2003, 06:55pm
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tongue.gif 'My Friend Catherine' by Sue Percity -Keeholder.

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