PF "I remember going in for my fart and itch powder
Noo I remember whoopee cushions. That would be the fart. I also remember itching powder. But "fart and itch powder"?? Sounds a bit like scratch and sniff
I loved this shop too. They had a two bob bit stuck to the underside of the glass counter. Hours of endless hilarity watching folk trying to pick it up. Remember all the scary masks? I couldn't afford one, but I loved going in to look at them. There was a big row of them. It looked like an ID parade for the Jeremy Kyle Show.
What were the wee paper banger things called? You just threw them at the pavement to give somebody a fright. Then there was stink bombs. I remember someone stunk out the school assembly with one and my teacher saying, "See that Tam Shepherd".