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> The Irish Get It Again!, SOME MEANINGS.
carmella
post 8th Jan 2016, 11:55am
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Some old ones but still made me smile......



Artery: The study of paintings.
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
Barium: What you do when patients die....
Benign: What you be, after you be eight.
Caesarean Section: A neighbourhood in Rome.
Catscan: Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Colic: A sheep dog.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
Dilate: To live long.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker than someone else.
Fibula: A small lie.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Labour Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
Morbid: A higher offer.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: I knew it.
Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative: A letter carrier.
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
Rectum: Nearly killed him.
Secretion: Hiding something.
Seizure: Roman emperor.
Tablet: A small table.
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
Tumour: One plus one more.
Urine: Opposite of you're out.




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post 8th Jan 2016, 04:24pm
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Carmella, a lot of good laugh's there.

I better not send it to my Irish sister-in-law. ohmy.gif


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Heather.......I'm tartan. Alba gu Brath. Saor Alba
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post 9th Jan 2016, 09:14pm
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No it wouldn't go down well, I've got Irish relatives in Boston, I didn't send it to them LoL


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post 9th Jan 2016, 10:14pm
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rolleyes.gif we can always tell when a plane load of pommies lands in Oz,

the pilots gone home,

engines are off,


but theres still a high pitched whining sound from the plane laugh.gif


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post 11th Jan 2016, 07:09pm
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rolleyes.gif pommies favourite song
















laugh.gif days of whine and roses tongue.gif


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