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Posted by: Purplefan 5th Aug 2014, 01:55pm

The pentagon has announced that it has drawn up plans for a probable invasion of zombies.
CONPLAN 8888 lays out a strategy "to undertake military operations to preserve 'non-zombie' humans from threats posed by a zombie horde".
The 31-page document, obtained by Foreign Policy, lays out the eight types of zombie adversaries the US military may face in the event of an outbreak.
I was wondering what plans do Glasgow city council have in place for a similar Attack.
The threat from Zombies is a clear and present danger.


In an interview with head of zombie affairs Mr. Egor said:"Unghhhhhhh" when questioned about the threat and possible attack in Glasgow.


 

Posted by: ktv 5th Aug 2014, 01:58pm

QUOTE (Purplefan @ 5th Aug 2014, 03:12pm) *
I was wondering what plans do Glasgow city council have in place for a similar Attack.
The threat from Zombies is a clear and present danger.


prob just get the sfa to pap them down a few leagues again haha

*joke*

Posted by: Purplefan 5th Aug 2014, 02:49pm

Best laugh of the day. biggrin.gif

Posted by: Lydya Bhinn 8th Aug 2014, 09:57am

QUOTE (Purplefan @ 5th Aug 2014, 02:12pm) *
The pentagon has announced that it has drawn up plans for a probable invasion of zombies.
CONPLAN 8888 lays out a strategy "to undertake military operations to preserve 'non-zombie' humans from threats posed by a zombie horde".
The 31-page document, obtained by Foreign Policy, lays out the eight types of zombie adversaries the US military may face in the event of an outbreak.
I was wondering what plans do Glasgow city council have in place for a similar Attack.
The threat from Zombies is a clear and present danger.


In an interview with head of zombie affairs Mr. Egor said:"Unghhhhhhh" when questioned about the threat and possible attack in Glasgow.

And what is your purpose in posting pictures of "NO" voters???

Posted by: GG 28th Aug 2014, 09:43pm

In yesterdays news, includes video:

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Glasgow streets invaded by Zombies for city fright night

IT’S 8pm on a Friday night and I’m staggering through a Glasgow industrial estate with bloodied hands and torn clothes.

A terrified stranger has spared what little water she can to clean my wounds, handing me something to stem the blood as the knees of my denims turn slowly purple and a tepid ooze spreads down my shins.

Hurt, I limp on through the deserted city alleys as hundreds of potential rescuers whizz along the M8 corridor, oblivious to the hellish shrieks from the anarchy unfolding on the other side of the bushes as the undead stalk the living.

Or alternatively.

I took part in my first zombie chase game, tripped over my own feet while running away from people pretending to be the flesh-eating undead, folk laughed, I cut my hands and knees, tore my good cagoule and got a total beamer.

Even the zombie whose feet I crashed at looked slightly embarrassed for me. ...

Full story here:
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/whats-on/music-nightlife-news/video-glasgow-streets-invaded-zombies-4110047

GG.

Posted by: TeeHeeHee 17th Sep 2017, 10:30am



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Posted by: TeeHeeHee 17th Sep 2017, 10:30am

Just been reading that a YouGov poll shows that only 11% of the population have a plan for when the Zombies attack and roam the land.

Me?

Ah'm clueless masel' unsure.gif

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http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/zombie-plan-uk-apocalypse-us-america-attack-what-to-do-yougov-hole-up-hide-away-a7935951.html

Posted by: bilbo.s 17th Sep 2017, 12:13pm

QUOTE (TeeHeeHee @ 17th Sep 2017, 12:30pm) *
Just been reading that a YouGov poll shows that only 11% of the population have a plan for when the Zombies attack and roam the land.

Me?

Ah'm clueless masel' unsure.gif

tongue.gif

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/zombie-plan-uk-apocalypse-us-america-attack-what-to-do-yougov-hole-up-hide-away-a7935951.html



That's because the other 89% are zombies. Be afraid, be very afraid!

Posted by: Billy Boil 19th Oct 2017, 11:15pm

QUOTE (TeeHeeHee @ 17th Sep 2017, 10:30am) *
Just been reading that a YouGov poll shows that only 11% of the population have a plan for when the Zombies attack and roam the land.

Me?

Ah'm clueless masel' unsure.gif

tongue.gif

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/zombie-plan-uk-apocalypse-us-america-attack-what-to-do-yougov-hole-up-hide-away-a7935951.html

Recommend the movie "Shawn of the Dead" It is a comedy set in suburban England where zombies have taken over the streets and it's three weeks before anybody notices!

Posted by: angel 20th Oct 2017, 10:17pm

QUOTE (Billy Boil @ 19th Oct 2017, 11:15pm) *
Recommend the movie "Shawn of the Dead" It is a comedy set in suburban England where zombies have taken over the streets and it's three weeks before anybody notices!


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