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> Ode Tae A 'doo'
wee davy
post 22nd May 2010, 04:33pm
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Ode Tae A ‘Doo’!

Oh precious dove,
Whit thing o’ wonder’,
You soar through the sky,
And fear not thunder

I’ve watched you climb,
I’ve seen you swoop,
But why oh why,
must you always, POOP!

Fur many’s a year,
You’ve bombed and strafed,
The streets of Glasgow,
And we’ve just laughed

But enough’s enough,
Were satisfied,
The City’s as clean,
As the river is wide

So take more care,
Where you ‘do the doo’,
For when you go,
To do your loo.


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wee davy
post 22nd May 2010, 05:14pm
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try again!


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post 22nd May 2010, 05:14pm
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I'll tell ye the noo
it was not just a smidgeon
Ma heed was aw poo
fae yer lovely wee pigeon
Some doon ma ear
and some oan ma shurt
She's sayin' "Wot's this 'ere?"
Me ... "It's doo's durt!"
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wee davy
post 22nd May 2010, 05:17pm
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lol nice wan THEE rolleyes.gif


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post 22nd May 2010, 05:27pm
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Well well davy you are a handsome git.
And a loved the poem, whis it aw'yir ain dooin.
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wee davy
post 22nd May 2010, 05:32pm
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It wiz right enuf innat! smile.gif Zat no brillyent, then? lol A didnae dae the doo, tho' ! (Take the photie ah mean)


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post 1st Oct 2010, 09:49pm
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Hi wee davy you cool dude yooo ,i had you doon fer an igor lookalike, say wee guy in Mel Brooks YOUNG Frankinstein .

Anywies yer a doo fancier ,did the supreme's ah doo ron ah doo ron a doo on ron hiv anything tae doooo wie yer addiction.

Thought tae masel ahl Try an compose a wee ditty tae ....,if yer under 18 please leave this thread noo.

Thought tae masel ahl build ah dookit,
An three passing neds said hey man just lookit.

It wis late at night an ad went tae sleep,
When these 3 bampots came at the creep.

Whit was on there minds ahl never know,
Next day mah prize pitbull's wis licken the blood stained snow .

Edgar Alan Chanty wid a been proud o that ,fer you dog luvers alas my pitbulls wis put doon ,asked if they would like a last meal they just burpted in a most contented wie ...... Oops am awie here they guys in the white coats agin seems they want me tae model ah jaket ,STRAIGHT UP AM NO KIDDIN. blink.gif wacko.gif
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post 1st Oct 2010, 09:59pm
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LOL
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You fer crack me up at times, butch!
I hope the guys in the white coats keep tae the new equality discrimination laws, and treat ye fair like! (hope they don't pull the straps too tight, mate!)


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post 2nd Oct 2010, 12:15am
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Davy, that issa brilliant wee poem pal, especially tae me, a Racing Pigeon maniac, ah wantitt tae post a wee U-Tube Doo' Video oantie this thread bit ah cannie see the wee 'Tube' thingie, is it possible ??


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post 2nd Oct 2010, 12:30am
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Jimmuck. Ah know how difficult it must be for you Grizzly Adams types out there in the frozen wastes an' `at, bit whit we guys do; who are what might be referred to as city slickers in your neck o' the woods, is, we mark the youtube video under favourites then pick and drop it onto the reply.
There is an advanced method to that but we'll let you get accustomed to the beginners method before we confuse you.
It's a bit like cookin' yon breakfast you showed me Jim ... save the eggs tae the last. tongue.gif biggrin.gif


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post 19th May 2011, 09:56am
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Homing in, bound for home,
Tae leave the nest, an chicks alone,
Raining now, the Suns all gone,
Shivering cold, tomorrows dawn.

Flutter feather, fly the wing,
Scrawny necks, a hear them sing,
Standing still, so sore this ring,
Flutter feather, what's the ding.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
Who is short, who is tall,
Some say friend, and others foe,
What say you, friend or foe.

Pigeon eggs, an pigeon pie,
Pigeon flutter, pigeon fly,
Pigeon hurt, pigeon cry,
Pigeon hate, pigeon sigh.

Flutter feather, flap flap flap,
Feel the pinch, this Human trap,
Dying now, I hear them call,
Scrawny chick, death an all.


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post 20th May 2011, 02:46am
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Another belter of a thread from WD, I like pidgeons they have absolutely no respect for humans.
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post 20th May 2011, 03:08am
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We have about 5 different breeds of wild pigeons in the rain forest here. The only ones that are not elusive and easy to get on camera are the pointy pigeons; native bronze wing. Some of them are quit spectacular in appearance. When I get a new digital camera with an x18 zoom I might get some photos for all you pigeon fanciers. There are very few domestic pigeons if any and no European sparrows. This may be due to the large amount of raptors in the area.
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post 20th May 2011, 03:08am
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We have about 5 different breeds of wild pigeons in the rain forest here. The only ones that are not elusive and easy to get on camera are the pointy pigeons; native bronze wing. Some of them are quit spectacular in appearance. When I get a new digital camera with an x18 zoom I might get some photos for all you pigeon fanciers. There are very few domestic pigeons if any and no European sparrows. This may be due to the large amount of raptors in the area.
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post 21st May 2011, 03:59am
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Pigeons are my favourites of the bird world. They're nicer than most wild birds. When people feed them at the marina where I live they never take food from the small birds who come to share the feast, unlike gulls and other species. We have eagles and hawks back on the Hudson River now so the poor pigeons aren't as safe as they used to be. They're also very sociable and spend time visiting with their little clans. My windows at the front overlook the Hudson and we watch the birds every day for a while. No matter what the weather there's always some kind of bird out there flapping its wings. I love them biggrin.gif
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