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> Landed On His Feet, he's a clever boy indeed - and wise too.
post 6th Apr 2016, 02:56pm
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A man in Newcastle walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce.

The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce.

The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager,----
"Some old bastard outside wants to buy half a head of lettuce."

As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him, so the boy quickly added, ---- "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.

Later, the manager said to the boy..........."I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?"

"New Zealand, sir," ---- the boy replied.

"Why did you leave New Zealand?" ----the manager asked.

The boy said, ----"Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and rugby players there."

"Is that right?" ---- replied the manager,--- "My wife is from New Zealand!"

"Really?" ---- replied the boy, ---- "Who did she play for?"
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It is possible to fail in many ways...while to succeed is possible only in one way.
- Aristotle
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post 16th Apr 2016, 07:03pm
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thumbup.gif My kind of joke Carmella - just sent it round my pals! yes.gif

Back to using my original name... Rab
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post 16th Apr 2016, 09:18pm
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Hi Rab

You're always assured of a good joke from Carmella. I'm useless at jokes. It must be the way I tell 'em!
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