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> And From The Bridge, The Captain Was Heard To Say .........
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post 18th Jan 2011, 02:53pm
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"GOD'S TEETH ... I SAID SWING LEEWARD ya idiot!"

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post 18th Jan 2011, 07:28pm
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'I think we're taking in water Number One!'

or

'Be careful you don't get that rope round the propeller or we'll be in trouble'

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post 21st Jan 2011, 12:52pm
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'Our world-famous barbecue on the upper deck is now in full swing'

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post 29th Jan 2011, 06:36pm
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'I am relaxing certain rules regarding rest and recuperation for sailors, please make use of facilities'
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post 30th Jan 2011, 12:23pm
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post 5th Feb 2011, 08:46pm
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'Whit the hell wis that?'
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post 22nd Apr 2011, 09:20pm
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'...... And they complain about the price of a fish supper!'
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post 23rd Apr 2011, 12:54am
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QUOTE (Rab @ 5th Feb 2011, 09:03pm) *
'Whit the hell wis that?'
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I don't have a pretty picture, but ...

Last words from the Captain on the Titanic.

"Nothing to worry about, folks. We're just going a little out of our way to re-stock all the bars with ice !"

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post 1st May 2011, 11:05pm
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'Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen. As we approach Bermuda please pay no attention to fogs on a sunny day, weird sea monsters around the ship, magnetic anomalies, a green sky, aircraft suddenly vanishing overhead or diving into the sea, the First Officer running around naked and screaming 'We're gonna die', waterspouts, giant squids, whirlpools and pirate ships crewed by skeletons passing by, they're just normal around this part of the ocean and absolutely nothing to worry about.
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post 1st May 2011, 11:14pm
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" ... and that strange glow in the sky really is the sun, honestly". biggrin.gif


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post 2nd May 2011, 03:27pm
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'Whoops!'
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