'Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen. As we approach Bermuda please pay no attention to fogs on a sunny day, weird sea monsters around the ship, magnetic anomalies, a green sky, aircraft suddenly vanishing overhead or diving into the sea, the First Officer running around naked and screaming 'We're gonna die', waterspouts, giant squids, whirlpools and pirate ships crewed by skeletons passing by, they're just normal around this part of the ocean and absolutely nothing to worry about.
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