Cyber Pub, A great night oot! Options

[Catherine]

What aboot 'Stoaters Coarner'

Ron ye'll need tae chinje that barrel fur me .....therrs a wee wummin ower in the hub therr wae a T'shurt sayin Security Doll oan it.....aye her......well she's hud seven pints awready.
Oh look it's Jaybee

[jaybee]

lol, efter seven pints ah couldny punch ma way out of a wet paper bag. But never mind,,,, jist keep them comin Java. Hey there Catherine, you wisny lying when you said you could pull a mean pint, yer dayin great there hen.....Jaybee

[tammy]

Alright Catherine you're spilling more than you're pulling into the glass pal! Now who wants a martini? I'm making lovely apple martinis today to get us into the spirit of the changing leaves and fall weather. Jakka your punch is lovely , but I think we should save that for opening night and special occasions. I've got plenty of non-alcoholic fancy drinks up my sleeve too for all you non drinkers! Now who's gonna play the music and get the dancing started?

[Java]

Tammy can ah huv wan of yer non alcoholic concoctions or ah'll be changing leaving and falling masel....an there's a coupla auld yins in the corner ther playin dominoes...ah've asked them whit they want but they jist keep sayin thur chappin...jaybee could ye sort them oot?

[jaybee]

Aye, nae bother Java..... bit whit are the chappin the door for? I've goat the lavvie key...... lol. Noo I am going to be away for a couple of weeks, who will I leave the key with and who will do my security stint over the next couple of weeks.... (leaving for Glasgow tonight...wahoo). Jaybee

[stuarty]

this is true there is a pub in my area called the nowhere in particular public house ask the directory

[Java]

Stuarty.....

Jaybee, chappin jist means ye canny play a domino...so if ye get intae a game when yer in the toon ye'll know whit tae say....

Ah wid leave the key wi Stuarty....naebuddy'll mess wi hur...

[Rab-oldname]

I wouldn't mind being typecast - again! - so can I volunteer to be the Tom Jones lookalike who just has to sit in a corner with his hairy chest exposed with medallion dangling to get wimmen hingin aff him and buying him drinks? Please Ron

[Rab-oldname]

Another name suggestion 'The GeeGees Bar'.

[stuarty]

neigh neigh rab

[Elma]

I like that one Rab.

We're still waiting to be served here.........and wid ye tell that one in the corner that his medallion's catchin' the light and I canny see the double six...........

[Java]

Hahahahahahahahahaha...thunk!...(that's me fallin off the bar laughin at Elma.....anybody got another stookie?) Catherine'll serve ye Elma, ah've medallion man tae attend tae...

[RonD]

Help ma Boab, ah go away fur a day! and as Georgia says like a "bumatitit" translation: a bomb had hit it!.

Who's the curly heided mutton dressed like lamb ower in the coarner wi' a' the bling hinging aff him never mind the wummin??

Stuarty kin ye fill fur Jaybee while she's away?

Tammy huv ye no sellt any o' yer brilliant martinis yet, we'll have tae get these punters up market and huv them try some.

Great names being added a' the time, we'll huv tae choose soon. Rab, i wiz thinkin Gigi''s a pun on GG but sounds dead continental!!! <wink>

Jings yer a rerr terr at pullin' those pints Catherine, any merr oan the flerr and ye'll need some o' Billy Connelly's wellies <smile>

Yer right aboot some music we'll need some and entertainment tae.
But fer noo, how aboot some o' yeez gie'n us their party piece.?

Java huv those ladies been served yet, ah think the only thing that's chapping ur thier lips fae lack o' bevvie <smile>?

While yer away Jaybee check out the latest bars on yer trip, we don't wannae be ahint the times.

Is a shout, where's the loo?

[jakka13]

We should book our own TORI to give us a song .I hear she is a belter .Gonny ,Geese,Me and Bobby mc Gee .Another name came to mind what about "The Wild Rovers " we do get up to some high jinks .Rab you jist sit tight pet and do your Tom Jones look alike just don't expect any undies coming your way ,the size of some of us would be like getting pelted with tents

[peter-f]

I am jist waiting on a freind, never mind I see her over there I'll have a pint and can you send a babycham over to my sister Lennox and what ever her pal wants as well, I'll be over there jist as soon as I ask mr bling bling here if he needs a stand in so he can make a fast get away. I'd be happy to lend a hand, of course all you loverly ladies will have to stay with me to keep up the pretense