I've been doing a "Full Monty" breakfast for my mates on Saturdays and Sundays for the past couple of years now; two fried eggs on toast, four sausages (small), four rashers Irish Bacon, fried tomato, Heinz baked beans and sliced beetroot.
When they introduce me to their friends I get "Oh, you're Tomi the breakfast man !"
A couple of months ago I saw some real (looking) black pudding and added a few slices to each thinking that would get some applause !!
Germans have got NO TASTE !
All I got was "Aarrgh" and "Yuuuch" and "That's pigs blood !"
Wait a minute ... I've got my eye on a burd.
... Some try to tell me thoughts they cannot defend ...