Here you go
We had a great time, ye coodny wack it
Spent all ma money and pawned ma jacket
And on the train goin' hame
I was hidin' in the lavvy when the ticket man came,
Beedie beedie bare bum,
Tae Glasgow Central.
Last train tae Glasgow Central
If you miss this one, there's never gonny be another one
Beedy beedy bum bum, tae Glasgow Central.