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> Met Any Stupid People Today?
Barbara
post 20th Nov 2003, 03:53pm
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Pulled my van up to the drivethru window at my banking facility, where I have been doing my finances for the past 30 plus years and the little teenybopper asks me, "Do you have an account with us?" Stupid little twit. Her sign will have bows on it and the i's will be dotted with little pink hearts. wink.gif
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post 20th Nov 2003, 08:24pm
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Is this stupid or bravery??

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post 30th Jan 2004, 12:26pm
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[SIZE=1][SIZE=1][SIZE=1]Two men in a pickup truck drove into a timber-yard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go find oot," and went back to the truck. He returned in a minute and said, "Aye, I meant two-by-fours."
"All right. How long do you need them?"
The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go and find oot." After a wee while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonny build a hoose." laugh.gif
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post 24th Apr 2015, 05:56pm
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Just found this great old thread from a wee while back and it was so good, I thought it should be
brought back to life and hopefully get some more laughs from present posters - Aye, I mean POSTERS, not the
not the lurkers who read all our stuf, do not contribute and call themselves 'members'. thumbup.gif

EG. I belong to a model boat club and last week I staggered down to the lakeside with my largest boat - some 6 feet long. Whilst preparing it for the water, one of the onlookers approached and actually asked me if I was 'going to put it in the water'!!
They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit - but, Oh, the temptation. laugh.gif

Think I will make some more signs up!


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post 25th Apr 2015, 12:53pm
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Rab: some of us post and never get an acknowledgement of it having been read it seems it is the same people that talk to one another (or argue) with one another, I am NOT a lurker but do not contribute often as sometimes have nothing to say on some subjects.
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post 25th Apr 2015, 01:18pm
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Petunia, I think that happens to us all. Worst ones (IMHO) are when the next post takes a thread onto the next page and it's as if you had never made a post huh.gif

It would be great if more folk posted. It would especially good if some of those longer term board members would let us know, once in a while, they are doing ok.

Sorry Rab sign_offtopic.gif all the folk in Brigadoon are very clever so no signs needed today laugh.gif


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post 25th Apr 2015, 01:26pm
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I should of course have added 'present company excepted' and I mean that thumbup.gif

Ash - isn't Brigadoon where you only appear one every hundred years? Did they maybe leave you behind? We all bow to your wisdom. knowledge and brains here, of course so no signs neccessary pal.


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post 25th Apr 2015, 03:40pm
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Rab, you are right about Brigadoon but I was sent to Glesga as their cultural ambassador in what they called a one way exchange huh.gif It seems that my presence here is working wonders for Brigadoon as they sent me a message to say the longer I'm away, the better off they are eyebrow.gif


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post 26th Apr 2015, 02:45pm
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What a strange co-incidental co-incidence! The same happened to me when I was dispatched by Her Majesty to the south of England to bring common sense, education, financial acumen and prosperity to the natives, so to read all the stuff on the Independence threads I must have been doing something right! somewhere.
Wee Eck told me a while back just to stay and keep up the good work, as 'I was doing a good job'! Something disnae gel there pal!
I went up to visit my few remaining living rellies a while back and they had all flitted the week before. Ever get the feeling ............. ??

I've just sent my CV to the British Virgin islands which seems like a good place to me as I wondered where they had all gone! Its nice and warm too. Fancy coming along? laugh.gif


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post 26th Apr 2015, 02:56pm
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Oh aye, I forgot to mention another example of doubtful sanity when I bought a book of stamps in Morrisons yesterday and the guy asked me if I wanted it in a bag! I was then chewing the edge of his desk and he looked at me as if it was me that was mad!


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post 26th Apr 2015, 03:28pm
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QUOTE (Rab @ 26th Apr 2015, 04:02pm) *
I've just sent my CV to the British Virgin islands which seems like a good place to me as I wondered where they had all gone! Its nice and warm too. Fancy coming along? laugh.gif


Sorry, I'm busy that week tongue.gif


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post 26th Apr 2015, 03:29pm
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My mammy sent me on holiday to South Africa an didnae tell me it wiz a wan way ticket. laugh.gif


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post 26th Apr 2015, 05:23pm
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Hi Rab , In this topic do you mean lack of intelligence or lack of common
sense .
just wondering huh.gif


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post 26th Apr 2015, 06:23pm
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Certainly not lack of intelligence Angel, but I think the examples given by most posters show that they recognise 'stupidity' when they see - or hear it!
It's more a question of putting brain into gear before opening mooth. yes.gif

EG - a bag for a book of stamps!!!!!!! sad.gif


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post 26th Apr 2015, 06:42pm
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well Rab I would say ,thats' a good enough answer smile.gif


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