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ashfield
post 2nd Dec 2015, 11:10am
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A guy met a friend who said he ws just returning from a funeral. After a brief chat about the deceased, the second chap said "he gave one son a row of shops, the second a row of bungalows and the third a couple of blocks of flats".

First guy said, "wiz he very rich"

"Naw", said the second guy, "he wiz ah windae cleaner" laugh.gif


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post 2nd Dec 2015, 11:31am
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QUOTE (ashfield @ 2nd Dec 2015, 01:18pm) *
A guy met a friend who said he ws just returning from a funeral. After a brief chat about the deceased, the second chap said "he gave one son a row of shops, the second a row of bungalows and the third a couple of blocks of flats".

First guy said, "wiz he very rich"

"Naw", said the second guy, "he wiz ah windae cleaner" laugh.gif


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post 2nd Dec 2015, 03:25pm
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Good one Ash. laugh.gif
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post 3rd Dec 2015, 05:46pm
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QUOTE (ashfield @ 2nd Dec 2015, 11:18am) *
A guy met a friend who said he ws just returning from a funeral. After a brief chat about the deceased, the second chap said "he gave one son a row of shops, the second a row of bungalows and the third a couple of blocks of flats".

First guy said, "wiz he very rich"

"Naw", said the second guy, "he wiz ah windae cleaner" :lol:


I remember him. He was my Dad's wee pal. Budgie Broon

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post 4th Dec 2015, 01:18am
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:rolleyes:adopted black guy educated by a white family in UK wants to trace his roots ,discovers hes from a tribe of cannibals in new guinea ,decides to visit his ancestors village,they hold a big feast in his honour tongue.gif he notices a MENU on the bamboo wall. irishman and chips $5.00
Scotsman and chips$10.00
Englishman and chips.$20.00
he asks the chief "why is them Englishman and chips so dear"?
the chief replies "have you ever tried cleaning one o the bastards"
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