:rolleyes:adopted black guy educated by a white family in UK wants to trace his roots ,discovers hes from a tribe of cannibals in new guinea ,decides to visit his ancestors village,they hold a big feast in his honour
he notices a MENU on the bamboo wall. irishman and chips $5.00
Scotsman and chips$10.00
Englishman and chips.$20.00
he asks the chief "why is them Englishman and chips so dear"?
the chief replies "have you ever tried cleaning one o the bastards"