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Posted by: snowman123 29th Jan 2011, 09:53pm

Ok, If you have any DECENT anagrams - let's see them


Heres one to start ye off......................Mother In Law = Woman Hitler !!! rolleyes.gif

Posted by: snowman123 29th Jan 2011, 10:00pm

This was meant to be posted in GENERAL CHIT CHAT

so hopefully GG will replace it in there.

apologies for the bother, GG sad.gif

Posted by: benny 29th Jan 2011, 10:18pm

Tommy Sheridan = met disharmony biggrin.gif

Posted by: snowman123 29th Jan 2011, 11:08pm

QUOTE (benny @ 29th Jan 2011, 09:56pm) *
Tommy Sheridan = met disharmony biggrin.gif


Thats funny........... so soon, I mean !!!

Heres wan (but its no the most caring tbh) Princess Diana = End is a car spin !!!!! unsure.gif

Posted by: snowman123 30th Jan 2011, 03:38pm

The Eyes = They see

Posted by: auldbutcher 30th Jan 2011, 04:32pm

Tripe an offal = snowman ach am no very good at this laugh.gif wink.gif

Posted by: jeep 30th Jan 2011, 04:57pm

Episcopal---Pepsi Cola

Jeep

Posted by: snowman123 31st Jan 2011, 12:41am

DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT ohmy.gif

Posted by: jamcat 31st Jan 2011, 01:20am

Winston Churchill - 'I'll crunch this now.
The Second World War - 'Not chewed warlords.
The man on the moon - 'Hot month on enema.'
The ten commandments - 'Comments that end men.
The thirty nine steps - 'The inherent typists.

Posted by: jamcat 31st Jan 2011, 01:31am

THE Salvation army - 'I am thy lover, Satan.'
Snow White and the seven dwarfs - 'Daftness, trash, when now viewed.'
Battle of the Bulge - 'Taught feeble blot.'

Posted by: jamcat 31st Jan 2011, 02:28am

QUOTE (auldbutcher @ 30th Jan 2011, 04:10pm) *
Tripe an offal = snowman ach am no very good at this laugh.gif wink.gif

Tripe an offal - 'Plainer of fat

Posted by: snowman123 31st Jan 2011, 03:05am

QUOTE (jamcat @ 31st Jan 2011, 02:06am) *
Tripe an offal - 'Plainer of fat


you done well getting anything from that 'tripe' comment but if you are unfortunate enough to encounter this old individual Auldbutcher, you'll realise that he was merely having a cheap snidey dig at me, jamcat. He had no intention of posting anything relating to an anagram mate. He is just one of those types best avoided.

Posted by: jamcat 31st Jan 2011, 03:12am

No I'm sorry I wasn't being obnoxious or anything. I just took the chance of making a wee anagram from it and I appologise if it was seen in the wrong context as it was only intended to be in fun

Posted by: snowman123 31st Jan 2011, 03:40am

QUOTE (jamcat @ 31st Jan 2011, 02:50am) *
No I'm sorry I wasn't being obnoxious or anything. I just took the chance of making a wee anagram from it and I appologise if it was seen in the wrong context as it was only intended to be in fun



Jamcat you have done nothing wrong at all - it was the guy who posted the words 'tripe and offal' who is the wrong yin - if he would stay away things would be better cos he is just a trouble maker.

I hope you find lots more anagrams mate - would love to see them posted.

Posted by: jamcat 31st Jan 2011, 04:05am

'The laughing policeman - ''Huge, compliant healing.
'The magic roundabout - ''Drug habit an outcome.'
'The mad hatters tea party' - 'Rat trash petty meathead

Posted by: snowman123 31st Jan 2011, 04:19am

brilliant, Jamcat

Posted by: jamcat 31st Jan 2011, 05:08am

Tramcars and trolleybuses - 'Smelly, scabrous retardant
Skippy the bush kangaroo - 'Kinky abuse photographs.
One flew over the cuckoos nest - 'Cloven hoof 'n' sweet toe-sucker.”
Seven brides for seven brothers - 'Fever best-ever horridness snob.

Posted by: jamcat 31st Jan 2011, 08:26am

Romeo and Juliet - 'Mated junior - ole!'
Batman and Robin - 'Not brain bad man.'
The clash of the Titans - 'Honest filth attaches.'
Top of the pops - 'Hot of pop pest.
The good the bad and the ugly - 'Not bugged deathly hothead.
Amazing Grace - 'Raze magic nag.
The dirty dozen - 'Dozy, tender hit.'
News at ten - 'Tense want.

Posted by: jamcat 31st Jan 2011, 09:49am

The Rolling Stones - Hell! Rotting noses
Alice in Wonderland - Lo! Wanna nice riddle?
The charge of the Light Brigade - 'Great fight, each hero blighted.
Firing blanks - 'In flak brings
The sinking of the Titanic - 'Hitting of ice sank it, then
Alcohol and pills - 'Phallic loon lads.'
Standing at the bus stop - 'As bandit's potent thugs

Posted by: jamcat 31st Jan 2011, 10:10am

Old mother Hubbard - Humbled drab or hot
Billy Smart’s circus - Trim burly classics
The spy who said he loved me - Peevedly death wish homos
Egg and bacon sandwich - Had scenic band-waggon
The man who was never there - The heaven-sent, warm whore
The Laurel and Hardy murder case - Dear! Humane treachery dullards

Posted by: jamcat 31st Jan 2011, 10:29am

C'mon is anywan gonny add tae this

The bride of Dracula -Dreadful cohabiter.
Simple Simon and the pie man - Oh Man! Painless impediment
Tarzan of the jungle -Jet frozen anal thug
Swimming the English Channel- 'Whinging, smelliest henchman
A day to remember - Bat-eared memory
All quiet on the Western front -Rent this fat queen well, or not?

Posted by: jamcat 31st Jan 2011, 10:53am

Anagramic - Rag maniac. [I know there’s no such word as Anagramic but i done it just for fun]
Bulls eye – See bully
Anti aircraft missiles - Artist's fine racialism
A whiter shade of pale - Safe, atrophied whale
Nights in white satin - This winning atheist
Waterloo sunset - Worn-out as steel
The first cut is the deepest - Stitches feet deep - it hurts.'
The long and winding road - Win horned toad dangling
He ain’t heavy; he’s my brother - Hey! Hot bravery heathenism

Posted by: jamcat 31st Jan 2011, 11:46am

Right here are some song anagrams

Love will tear us apart - Salivate raw polluter
Bohemian rhapsody - Dosh, Brian may hope
Hit me with your Rhythm stick' - I'm worthy, smutty hitch-hiker
Michael row the boat ashore - Ho Ho! To hateable war-crimes
Hi – ho silver lining - In vigorish in hell
Is this the way to Amarillo - It is white-hot as amorally
Living next door to Alice - Intoxication, grovelled
Don’t leave me this way - 'Devastate homely win
Mirror in the bathroom - Ho Ho! Brain-rot trimmer
Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep - Hey! Perch hippy, chic creep
What becomes of the brokenhearted - Boneshaker of the macho bed wetter
Ferry across the Mersey - Mystery of researchers


Posted by: jamcat 31st Jan 2011, 12:31pm

Some book titles anagrams

Wuthering Heights - Win thuggish three
Doctor Zhivago - Void czar to hog
Lawrence of Arabia - Arab wear facile, no?
Phantom of the opera - Apparent of the homo
Murder on the Orient express - 'Thornier, proud extremeness
Uncle Tom’s cabin - I'm clean-cut snob
Robinson Crusoe - Censorious born
The lady and the lamp - Planted, healthy, mad
South pacific - Factious chip

Posted by: Rab 31st Jan 2011, 09:01pm

Beat you to it Snowman - by 6 years! rolleyes.gif

http://discuss.glasgowguide.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=3347

Posted by: TeeHeeHee 31st Jan 2011, 10:43pm

Going through the web sites to find anagrams is takin' all the fun out of it.
Like doing crosswords and lookin' for the answers at the back pages.
Same with the Batty Books. When I saw so many coming so fast I googled Batty Book Titles and there I saw the last 50 or more which were posted.
Kind of makes you loose interest rather quickly.

Posted by: Rab 1st Feb 2011, 12:29am

Exactly. Thats why I made a game of it!

Posted by: snowman123 1st Feb 2011, 01:01am

QUOTE
Beat you to it Snowman - by 6 years!

http://\"http://discuss.glasgowguide.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=3347\"



Sorry Rab,
My apologies, I never knew that thread existed. I\'m sure you wont be too offended. rolleyes.gif

I just looked - it was started 6yrs ago right enuff, ffs !!!!! huh.gif

Posted by: jamcat 1st Feb 2011, 01:10am

Political anagrams
Saddam Hussein - UN's said he's mad
Margaret Thatcher - Great! Charm the tart
Tony Blair - Tory in Lab
Oliver Cromwell - Worm or evil cell
Tommy Sheridan - I'm trashy demon
Alex Salmond - All sex-mad? No

Posted by: jamcat 1st Feb 2011, 02:46am

Dracula and Frankenstein -Freak suntanned cardinal
A night at The opera - Ha Ha! Poet treating
Only fools and horses - O so flashy Londoners.
One foot in the grave - Negative On The Roof
Rab C. Nesbitt - Crabs bitten.'


Posted by: jamcat 1st Feb 2011, 04:37pm

UK towns and cities anagrams

Glasgow - Gas glow.
Edinburgh - Ugh! Inbred
Liverpool - Viler loop.'
San Francisco - If crass canon
Newcastle - West clean.
'Ashton under Lyme - Humanely snorted.
Ashby-de-la-Zouch - A dozy, lush beach

Posted by: jamcat 2nd Feb 2011, 05:02pm

Prince William - Win prime lilac
Prince Edward - Cap weird nerd
Princess Anne - Nice spanners
Clint Eastwood - Old West action
The Jackson Five - Hijack of events
Isambard Kingdom Brunel - 'I'm a mad slobbering drunk
The Rosetta stone - 'Hot, ornate testes.
Muhammad Ali - Hmm! I am a dual


Posted by: TeeHeeHee 2nd Feb 2011, 05:53pm

Freak unmagnanimous wimp groans = making up own anagrams is more fun.

Posted by: jamcat 2nd Feb 2011, 06:26pm

Some more film title anagrams

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre - A man with axe chases actress
The man with the golden gun - 'I'm the New England thought
Saving private Ryan - Vanity arranges VIP
A fistful of dollars - Solid fall farts foul.


Posted by: snowman123 4th Feb 2011, 03:08am

QUOTE (TeeHeeHee @ 2nd Feb 2011, 05:31pm) *
Freak unmagnanimous wimp groans = making up own anagrams is more fun.


no bad, THH biggrin.gif

Posted by: TeeHeeHee 4th Feb 2011, 04:36am

QUOTE (snowman123 @ 4th Feb 2011, 02:46am) *
no bad, THH biggrin.gif

But not original.
I simply copied and pasted, as this Topic seemed to demand.
No Fun involved.
No continuance of Word Game as the thread originally intended. sad.gif

Posted by: jamcat 4th Feb 2011, 06:41am

Aye snowman 123 Teeheehee's right I kow me and him have been cheetin. sorry mate, but we were into it at the beginning by making the things up. But unless you are extremely good there are only so many you can think up but we ran out of ideas. I was using a thing called anagram genius that easily anagrams anything you enter up to thirty letters, try it out. The thing is good as long as you can provide the genuine anagrams for it.

Posted by: TeeHeeHee 4th Feb 2011, 01:05pm

Or don't provide the answers so we can have a go at working them out.
But, of course, there already is a thread for that in existence on these boards.

Posted by: snowman123 10th Feb 2011, 01:38am

DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT !!!!!!! huh.gif

Posted by: TeeHeeHee 10th Feb 2011, 02:22am

QUOTE (snowman123 @ 10th Feb 2011, 01:16am) *
DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT !!!!!!! huh.gif

QUOTE
Or don't provide the answers so we can have a go at working them out.
wink.gif

Posted by: snowman123 10th Feb 2011, 03:39am

QUOTE (TeeHeeHee @ 10th Feb 2011, 02:00am) *
wink.gif



oops................... sorry!!


I will give you an easy one then....... A DECIMAL POINT !!!!

Posted by: TeeHeeHee 10th Feb 2011, 11:49am

laugh.gif What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? laugh.gif

Posted by: jamcat 16th Feb 2011, 12:07pm

Dormitory - Dirty Room
Evangelist - Evil's Agent
Desperation - A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code - Here Come Dots

Posted by: jamcat 19th Feb 2011, 12:01am

Broadside - Sideboard
Regains - Earings

Posted by: jamcat 19th Feb 2011, 11:46am

Slot Machines - Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity" - Is No Amity
Mother-in-law" - Woman Hitler

Posted by: jamcat 20th Feb 2011, 12:55am

Semolina - Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries - Large Picture Halls, I Bet

Posted by: jamcat 21st Feb 2011, 06:07pm

A Decimal Point - I'm a Dot in Place

Posted by: jamcat 25th Feb 2011, 12:56pm

Eleven plus two - Twelve plus one

Posted by: TeeHeeHee 25th Feb 2011, 05:13pm

QUOTE (jamcat @ 21st Feb 2011, 05:30pm) *
A Decimal Point - I'm a Dot in Place


QUOTE
laugh.gif What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? laugh.gif


I'd already got that one. biggrin.gif

Posted by: jamcat 25th Feb 2011, 05:25pm

QUOTE (TeeHeeHee @ 25th Feb 2011, 04:36pm) *
I'd already got that one. biggrin.gif

From the same place as me no doubt ya durty cheat. laugh.gif

Posted by: jamcat 25th Feb 2011, 05:28pm

Ah'm still cheatin'

Contradiction = Accord not in it

Posted by: jamcat 8th Mar 2011, 02:52am

The charge of the light brigade - Great fight, each hero blighted.

Posted by: jamcat 14th Mar 2011, 09:36am

Saddam Hussein - He damns Saudis
Astronomer - Moon Starer

Posted by: jamcat 14th Mar 2011, 09:50am

Albert Einstein - Ten elite brains
British Airways - This is war by air

Posted by: Rab 22nd Mar 2011, 05:49pm

'A Visit to the Dentist' - Gloria Steeth.
'A Guide for the Homeless' - Whitney Hooses.
'My Life as a Teacher' - Ed U.Kayshun.
'The Indian Cloakroom Attendant' - Mahatma Koat.
'Teach Your Dog Not To Bark'- Ralph Ralph.
'Archers of the Medieval Navy' - Bosun Arrows.
'My New Big Thigh Diet' - Hugh Jarse.
'My daughter fought at the front' - Sally Forth.
'Glasgow - Its Unique Dialect' - C. Yewpal.
'How We Lost the War' - General Kokupp.
'Living in a cold country' - I. Slander.
'Make Your Own Chinese Cat-Litter Tray' - Poo See Doo.
'The Big Orchestra' - Phil Harmonic.
'Basketball Made Easy' - Dee Fender.
'Towns of Sunny Lanark' - Les Mahagow.

Posted by: jamcat 23rd Mar 2011, 08:30am

QUOTE (Rab @ 22nd Mar 2011, 05:12pm) *
'A Visit to the Dentist' - Gloria Steeth.
'A Guide for the Homeless' - Whitney Hooses.
'My Life as a Teacher' - Ed U.Kayshun.
'The Indian Cloakroom Attendant' - Mahatma Koat.
'Teach Your Dog Not To Bark'- Ralph Ralph.
'Archers of the Medieval Navy' - Bosun Arrows.
'My New Big Thigh Diet' - Hugh Jarse.
'My daughter fought at the front' - Sally Forth.
'Glasgow - Its Unique Dialect' - C. Yewpal.
'How We Lost the War' - General Kokupp.
'Living in a cold country' - I. Slander.
'Make Your Own Chinese Cat-Litter Tray' - Poo See Doo.
'The Big Orchestra' - Phil Harmonic.
'Basketball Made Easy' - Dee Fender.
'Towns of Sunny Lanark' - Les Mahagow.

These are Batty Books, not anagrams

Posted by: kerr1963DUFFY 23rd Mar 2011, 09:05am

QUOTE (jamcat @ 23rd Mar 2011, 07:53am) *
These are Batty Books, not anagrams

kerr AND DUFFY FAMLIY TREE ,LOOK for lilly kerr in enyONES FAMLIY TREE ! BUT IT SIME THAY NO ONE IS HERE ON THIS WEB SITE IT IS ALL P.C JENRTID NO ONE IS RELLY HERE ,IF THERE IS cume on! the messg are YEAR'S OLD BUT IM HERE 23.3.2O11 ,8.18AM

Posted by: zascot 23rd Mar 2011, 09:08am

Are you sure your there?

Posted by: wee davy 24th Mar 2011, 12:14am

laugh.gif

Posted by: glasgow lass 24th Mar 2011, 10:29pm

laugh.gif laugh.gif ,,,,,,, Dah Winning!

Posted by: Rab 26th Mar 2011, 08:56pm

Batty anagrams then! rolleyes.gif

Posted by: kerr1963DUFFY 27th Mar 2011, 04:52am

ih,l have sent my massg to repot. sorry.it take time to get gose to the site.eney what time bo u go to bed?. my grahands lilke cat to ,cats are ning ,they being back deid things back.thay spray there sent arond home and being there cat's friend's arond to yr ,thay make nicse like a baby skreming. whould u lilke me and my dog's to cume up there ,lm shour the dog will love it! yes?

Posted by: Rab 27th Mar 2011, 10:53am

That must be the longest anargam in history! ohmy.gif

Posted by: jimmy1959 28th Mar 2011, 07:59am

QUOTE (Rab @ 27th Mar 2011, 11:10am) *
That must be the longest anargam in history! ohmy.gif

It's not as long as the one you made on the 22 March ohmy.gif

Posted by: Rab 28th Mar 2011, 08:32pm

Granted! Lets see if you can better it rolleyes.gif

Posted by: jimmy1959 28th Mar 2011, 10:00pm

QUOTE (Rab @ 28th Mar 2011, 08:49pm) *
Granted! Lets see if you can better it rolleyes.gif

Ah! better than what as there was no anagram to better. Why don't you give me a clue.

Posted by: Rab 29th Mar 2011, 10:16pm

The lead pipe was found in the library! wink.gif

Posted by: jimmy1959 29th Mar 2011, 10:25pm

QUOTE (Rab @ 29th Mar 2011, 10:33pm) *
The lead pipe was found in the library! wink.gif

Wild-eyed, unprofitable piranhas. is the best I can get from lead pipe was found in the library

Posted by: jamcat 31st Mar 2011, 11:42am

PRESBYTERIAN - BEST IN PRAYER
MOTHER-IN-LAW - WOMAN HITLER

Posted by: TeeHeeHee 31st Mar 2011, 12:39pm

Moon and stars rotate in order = ?

Posted by: jamcat 8th Apr 2011, 04:54pm

The Earthquakes - That Queer Shake
Alec Guinness - Genuine Class




Posted by: Rab 8th Apr 2011, 09:38pm

QUOTE (TeeHeeHee @ 31st Mar 2011, 01:56pm) *
Moon and stars rotate in order = ?

Still hasn't got it, has he? rolleyes.gif

Posted by: Rab 14th Apr 2011, 10:07pm

QUOTE (TeeHeeHee @ 31st Mar 2011, 01:56pm) *
Moon and stars rotate in order = ?

Hurry up and tell us Tomi - I have a cracker!

Posted by: TeeHeeHee 15th Apr 2011, 12:10am

Geez yours Rab while he's thinkin' about it. laugh.gif

Posted by: Rab 16th Apr 2011, 08:00pm

OK, sorry to say I have given up making them up but that doesn't seem to matter on here any more! Found this in another tome - too good not to repeat.

'In one of the Bard's best thought -of-tragedies, our insistent hero Hamlet queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten'

Not too difficult really. wink.gif

Posted by: TeeHeeHee 17th Apr 2011, 11:01am

My thoughts entirely.
If I hadn't seen your name attached to a post I wouldn't have made the effort to check it out.
Women and children first. rolleyes.gif

Posted by: jamcat 19th Apr 2011, 01:09pm

Election results – Lies, let’s recount
The eyes – They see

Posted by: Rab 30th Apr 2011, 08:33pm

Don't tell us you've run out! rolleyes.gif

Posted by: jamcat 30th Apr 2011, 10:02pm

Here's some dedicated to the Roal Wedding crap.

The royal wedding - What glory, indeed
Future king of England - Funk or ungifted angel
Catherine Middleton - Children to dementia
William Windsor - Window slim liar

Posted by: jamcat 1st May 2011, 03:27pm

His Majesty, Prince William - Majestically shinier wimp
When will they get divorced - Cleverly white hot wedding

Posted by: kickaboot 10th May 2011, 12:35pm

Mary Queen of Scots = 'O, fear my conquests

Posted by: Rab 21st Jul 2011, 11:37pm

'Word Puzzles' by Ann E. Gramm.