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> Mammy's Superstitions!, From dawn till dusk
Rab-oldname
post 6th Jun 2005, 08:26pm
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In all my life, I never met a more superstitious person than my Mammy. From dawn till dusk she practised the Black Art as my Dad called it to try and avoid all the pitfalls the devil aimed at you.
I could write a book on her fetish, but here are a few of her crazy meanderings in the world of pseudo-magic.

1. A gingernut biscuit was cracked on an elbow and depending on the number of pieces, that was the number of wishes you would be granted!.(Only ginger-nuts would do the trick!)

2. Nothing sharp was to be accepted by hand. It had to be put down first.

3. If you inadvertently put on an item of clothing the 'wrong way round' it could not be taken off and replaced correctly. That was the only way to avoid sudden death or worse!. And tough luck if it was your Y-fronts!.

4. Nails must NEVER be cut on a Sunday.

5. All 'multiple' sneezes had to be counted and the sum total provided either good or bad omens!.

6. I broke a wee mirror once and spent the winter in our coal-bunker as punishment.

7. If you saw a horse (a still common sight on the streets in the 40s/50s) it was imperative that you wished it Good Morning/Afternoon and offered it a sweetie. This accounted for the permanent paper bag of solidified gummy 'soor plooms' in Eves' handbag.

8. The only cure for plooks was sulphur and treacle. (Maybe not a superstition but it tasted like one! sad.gif ).

9. It was good luck to bow to magpies.

10. It was criminal bad luck to stir a pot counter-clockwise.

11. Spilled salt MUST be tossed over the left shoulder or you would die in 1 minute!.

12. The worst possible bad luck came from being cheeky to her!.
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post 26th May 2009, 10:40pm
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Saying hello to horses ? Nothing odd about that.
Isle of Man, working the season '64, taking the bus one day to Peel from Douglas and had to cross the "Fairie Bridge" where the bus stopped and all the passengers bar two, from Glasgow, expressed the greeting "Good Morning Fairies".
Fair do's tae the driver; he did wait . And I guess we might still be waiting there today if we hadn't eventually dried our eyes, stopped laughing and kept our faces straight long enough to to cry out " Awrite, awrite...Good Morning Fairies" before splitting our sides again.
We really were the only ones laughing.....and they say it's contagious !


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"Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.”
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