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> Pandaring To Embra Or Were Can We Put The Pandas, Chit Chat Glasgows Miles Better
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post 28th Nov 2011, 09:09pm
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HERE WE GO AGAIN I GET THE PHONE CALL FROM "MY ENGLISH MATE"" ken i see you are getting two new defenders for the bears" big guys i am told laughing stops phone goes dead ring him back so far off the mark,why do outsiders think glasgow and edinburgh are the same place i think they must havenae culture,people i know soon get it right, right in the ear. in my opinion glasgow is miles better than embra . story is two giant pandas arrive in scotland (edinburgh ) AND HE THINKS ITS TWO BIG TEDDY BEARS ,these english. tell him go read the article he rings backsorry ken but if glasgow is so good and green and......etc why does edinburgh get the pandas "cause we dont have a zoo""no excuse says he so were could we put two giant pandas in glasgow for breeding also for 10years the"big hoose"springs to mind.10years for murder/breeding , were would you put up the bears!!!!!


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post 28th Nov 2011, 10:23pm
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Have you seen how much the Pandas on Loan are costing?
Think yourself lucky that Glasgow isn't hjaving to pay for them for 10 years. wink.gif


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post 29th Nov 2011, 12:35am
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we could keep them on a boat moored in govan owned by P AND O
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post 7th Dec 2011, 07:21pm
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Here they are arriving at Edinburgh after clearing immigration and quarantine checks ......................






















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By popular demand their daft Chinese names are to be replaced by 'Francie' and 'Josie'.
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post 7th Dec 2011, 08:23pm
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rolleyes.gif Hmm wunner where aw the bamboo is comin fae ?


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post 8th Dec 2011, 02:33am
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What a welcome...Nicola Sturgeon and the Bagpipes...god love them biggrin.gif


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post 8th Dec 2011, 10:49am
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I wid have put them back on a sloe boat tae China, and returned to the panda bear wilds.

Poor wee sowels, can ye imagine living in Emrba?! Ah cannea, it's way too near England for ma delicate disposition.

Am I wrang but did I hear that it is costing cú70 000 000 to hire the pair for ten years in the hope that Daddy bear is gonna dea the "bizness?" Aye right, wi awe them grockels oggling. Pandas, I believe are shy wee beasties.

Animals belang in their own natural habitat, I wid have zoos converted to sumptious lodgings for politicians and bankers. No that a great deal of convertion would be required


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post 8th Dec 2011, 03:35pm
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nice one rab. it looks like they are full of personality no use in "embra" personality yes rabbie to close to england tongue.gif tongue.gif



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post 8th Dec 2011, 08:51pm
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QUOTE (wombat @ 7th Dec 2011, 08:42pm) *
rolleyes.gif Hmm wunner where aw the bamboo is comin fae ?


Bam-pots rolleyes.gif


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post 8th Dec 2011, 09:00pm
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QUOTE (wombat @ 7th Dec 2011, 08:42pm) *
rolleyes.gif Hmm wunner where aw the bamboo is comin fae ?


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post 8th Dec 2011, 09:02pm
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QUOTE (proudmaryhiller @ 8th Dec 2011, 02:52am) *
What a welcome...Nicola Sturgeon and the Bagpipes...god love them biggrin.gif


Is that a Group PMH? laugh.gif
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post 9th Dec 2011, 02:59am
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rab i have a feeling that your pic is a forgery not everything is black and white so i wont take it as red they seem to much like pandas


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post 9th Dec 2011, 10:39am
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Could we not put the Pandas on patrol (with policemen inside them) on the main streets to clean up the Druggies, Nerds and Jakies ?

Just a thought !

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post 9th Dec 2011, 11:07am
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a great idea tombro they could wear flat caps and have big sticks of bamboo to keep the natives in check (black and white checks). tongue.gif


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post 9th Dec 2011, 05:21pm
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'First panda crossing' it says here - can you see it?
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