No Butts... We're Not Coming Back!, Canadian tourists shun Glasgow Options

[klingon]

I had a rammy with 2 smoking Nazis in Paisley this week-I was having my teabreak fag break and did my usual-dropped the dout in the stank in the gutter-next thing these 2 jokers dig me up for littering!-where?-nae dout visible and nae litter caused-coupla officious haufwits who huvney anything better to do with their time-I work in a garage with diesel engines belting out black smoke and mechanics burning out rubber bushes with burning gear-yet I've got to go ooside in the rain for a fag?-bliddy madness!

[*Shawney Bean*]

Time for Singapore tactics?

Try littering in that fair city. Yes filth is created by slovenly people. Yes there is a case for Singaporean tactics as far as grubs treating the streets as they would their home.