I had a rammy with 2 smoking Nazis in Paisley this week-I was having my teabreak fag break and did my usual-dropped the dout in the stank in the gutter-next thing these 2 jokers dig me up for littering!-where?-nae dout visible and nae litter caused-coupla officious haufwits

who huvney anything better to do with their time-I work in a garage with diesel engines belting out black smoke and mechanics burning out rubber bushes with burning gear-yet I've got to go ooside in the rain for a fag?-bliddy madness!