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post 2nd Jan 2007, 08:57pm
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Dear Diary,

Well'that's it aw by wi' Tae be honest, diary, if ah see another sprout ah'll poke ma eyes oot wi a mint matchmaker'..ma resolution no tae put things off isny workin oot too well since ah shoulda startit this yesterday. It's aw ma son's fault'.he said he wis givin me a Lazy Boy fur ma Christmas'ah thought he meant the chair but oh naw, no him, he's jist point blank refusing tae do anything'ah said he's been givin me that same present aw his life, but he says that's cos he knows how much ah like it...

Ah've lotsa lovely jumpers mind ye'.and none o' yer yodelling up a mountain type this year'.nice wans'.wans wi slipper socks '.oh, except wan o' them'it's a polo neck, but it's sleeveless'whits that aw aboot?...whits the point o' yer neck bein warm if yer airms are frozen?....ah'll hufty see if a kin get matchin wool an knit the rest o' it masel'.

Ah've took aw the decorations doon, place disny half look bare noo'. Only half mind ye cos ah made a mortal mistake -ah got glittery ornaments, and the glitter's a law untae itsel'.ah've hud glittery tea wi the last glittery mince pies the night'..ah think Oxfam's due a wee visit the morra'.

Here, ah wunner if onybuddy else is startin a diary?....


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post 5th Jan 2007, 04:49pm
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Dear Diary,

Have spent the day visitin poorly sick person in hospital. Spent half of visitin time in emergency as collapsed at prices charged in car park. Tis no wonder people are sick. Nurse left trolley at bedside of sick person, so bandaged sick person head to toe in order to get moneys worth. Also put plasters on car park attendants peeces – will not be able to visit sick person again in near future.

Tried to do 7500 piece jigsaw….was too hard so glued all pieces together and cut into easier shapes….picture is now rubbish but have put lid of box in bin so no-one will know.


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- javamol   Dear Diary   2nd Jan 2007, 08:57pm
- - lindamac   couldn`t we awe jist use your diary seein as i...   3rd Jan 2007, 04:04am
- - javamol   Dear 'Open' Diary, Resolution number two ...   3rd Jan 2007, 07:28am
- - lindamac   FRAID yer mammy passed it oan tae me as ave goat 5...   3rd Jan 2007, 11:17am
- - jaybee   Dear Diary, I hope you are a big one because there...   3rd Jan 2007, 11:26am
- - Geezabrek   Dear (Java's Open) Diary. I am gonna cut doon ...   3rd Jan 2007, 07:28pm
- - georgia   Dear Diary, Ah'm gonnie be honest wi' ye.....   3rd Jan 2007, 09:06pm
- - maggies   QUOTE (javamol @ 2nd Jan 2007, 10:14 PM)Dear ...   3rd Jan 2007, 09:42pm
- - jakka13   Hi Maggies ,welcome to the board .We all go round ...   4th Jan 2007, 03:09am
- - lindamac   DEAR JAVAS OPEN DIARY AM SEEK O LASAGNE NOO GONNA...   4th Jan 2007, 04:24am
- - javamol   Dear Diary, Apologies diary, am scribblin very ha...   4th Jan 2007, 07:00am
- - Geezabrek   Hey Lindamac... whit have I got to do with lasagne...   4th Jan 2007, 06:23pm
- - maggies   thx u for the welcome Geezabrek,, and to u too Ja...   4th Jan 2007, 08:56pm
- - lindamac   HERE NOO A RESEMBLE THAT REMARK   4th Jan 2007, 09:40pm
- - lindamac   tHATS A RERR IDEA THANKS FURR THE BREK GEEZA AL H...   4th Jan 2007, 09:45pm
- - georgia   Hey maggies, welcome hen..noo that ye've found...   4th Jan 2007, 09:48pm
- - maggies   Evening Georgia,,thx u for the welcome,,now bout t...   4th Jan 2007, 09:56pm
- - georgia   Maggies, Come alang tae ma hoose an' huv a wee...   4th Jan 2007, 10:22pm
- - maggies   hi georgia,,,put kettle on henam on me way,,,is ur...   4th Jan 2007, 10:27pm
- - georgia   maggies, jist follow the blue flashin' lights ...   4th Jan 2007, 10:34pm
- - maggies   cooeeeeeee georgia am shouting fru ur letter box b...   4th Jan 2007, 10:40pm
- - stuarty   java a found where the deer was hidin out soo clev...   4th Jan 2007, 11:39pm
- - Anne1   Hi Stuarty, that is a very very clever deer nae wo...   5th Jan 2007, 08:23am
- - Lennox   QUOTE (javamol @ 5th Jan 2007, 12:06 PM)Dear ...   5th Jan 2007, 05:15pm
- - lindamac   dear diary am jist wunnerring witt actually become...   5th Jan 2007, 06:27pm
- - maggies   evening diary,,,how the devil are u   5th Jan 2007, 06:27pm
- - Geezabrek   Dear ja-di ... today I succumb-ded and ate another...   5th Jan 2007, 06:42pm
- - Geezabrek   Anybuddy else agree this is gonna be up there wi t...   5th Jan 2007, 06:43pm
- - javamol   Dear Diary, Went to local pub last night for chan...   6th Jan 2007, 06:58am
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