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post 24th Apr 2020, 04:16pm
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Sorry Beth should have said Black line on your avatar on my PC but not on my phone.


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post 24th Apr 2020, 05:50pm
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Is it an indication of Beth being "barred" tongue.gif

Beth, can you not order "bottles" on the internet? We have quite a few companies that will deliver refreshments of all sorts, beer, wine or spirits are all available.


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post 25th Apr 2020, 12:03pm
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post 26th Apr 2020, 10:50am
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Where there's desperation there's a bargain to be had.
My daughter is looking for weights for her home gym.
She knows someone who has exactly what she wants.
She also knows they have run out of booze.
Result one bottle of Irish whisky for a set of weights worth three times the price of the whiskey.
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post 4th May 2020, 02:48pm
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"Your abusing my humanity" granddaughters smart Alec remark to her mother after being told for the umpteenth time to make her bed and tidy her room.
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post 5th May 2020, 08:01pm
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QUOTE (Dave Grieve @ 4th May 2020, 03:48pm) *
"Your abusing my humanity" granddaughters smart Alec remark to her mother after being told for the umpteenth time to make her bed and tidy her room.



rolleyes.gif glad i never fathered any girls,you cant smack em one when they mouth off.

different now ,wan night years ago, was on the slops being belligerent and my auldest lad

decked ME laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post 6th May 2020, 09:19am
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Reminds me of the time my two brother in-laws both at that time in their late thirties got some liquid courage and started mouthing of at their old man.
He took it until they went to far by pushing him.
Left hook to the jaw, right hook to the jaw. Two very quiet brother in-laws.
Lesson learned, dont mess wie an auld man that was a Gordon Highlander for 25 years.
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post 15th May 2020, 04:03pm
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Think im in the first stage of dementia. We moved into a new flat and when setting up the washing machine forgot to put the machines drain pipe into the drain.
First drain cycle water everywhere.

Small problem as it turns out, after fixing that the machine carried on its cycle and got so violent I thought it was going to attack me it was jumping about so much.
I turned the machine off resigned to the fact we will have to buy a new machine.
Two hours later it dawned on me that I never removed the four drum lock bolts from the machine that I had fitted.
All downhill from here I fear.
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post 15th May 2020, 05:25pm
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Well i don't know if you're developing dementia or not Dave, but thanks for the laugh. laugh.gif
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post 15th May 2020, 05:51pm
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That would explain some of his posts, haha !


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post 16th May 2020, 03:26am
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That would explain some of his posts, haha !

What's your excuse?


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post 16th May 2020, 07:52am
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What's your excuse?




After you !


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