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> God And The Biker, Thought provoking
carmella
post 30th Jan 2016, 09:13pm
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A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

God replied, 'Your request is materialistic , think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'

God replied: "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"


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post 30th Jan 2016, 09:15pm
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post 30th Jan 2016, 11:29pm
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post 31st Jan 2016, 09:44am
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post 31st Jan 2016, 04:52pm
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post 22nd Mar 2016, 10:59pm
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Loved the joke Carmella. The wife hated it. No surprise there then!
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post 23rd Mar 2016, 12:48am
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Aint' that the truth!.....loved it!
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post 23rd Mar 2016, 10:16pm
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rolleyes.gif grandad asks his little grandughter if she needs any help with her homework,

"grandad"'why are horse poo's round"? don't know dear,"and grandada why are cow poo's

flat"? " I don't know"






"and you wanna help me with my homework and you don't know shit" tongue.gif


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