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Posted by: Gemini 4th Aug 2007, 12:53pm

well thats me done fur the day, washing all done as well as the vacuuming and dusting, need to get it done before the heat of the day, another scorcher they say oh well roll on winter ah say, got up early ran doon to get some rolls and now jist pondering whit tae day , huvnae been oot o' this hoose fur aboot a week didnae even go tae the bingo last night, probably hit the mall as it is air conditioned, but let me tell you going doon the road this morning that sun was bright red at first I thought it was a fireball, so you all know what that means hot hot hot.

Posted by: Melody 4th Aug 2007, 01:33pm

Hi Ria, great idea this wee tearoom, ma favourite places tearooms. laugh.gif

Posted by: Java 4th Aug 2007, 01:34pm

D'ye get yer cakes on a proper wee cake stand in here?...an tea in a china cup?

Posted by: Melody 4th Aug 2007, 01:37pm

Whit else Java?. laugh.gif Where dae ye's want tae sit? Hurry up here's the waitress.

Posted by: Java 4th Aug 2007, 01:40pm

'Mon we'll sit at the windae an watch the world go by while we drink wur tea wi wur pinkies in the air...

Posted by: Melody 4th Aug 2007, 01:42pm

Ok, but we'll have tae keep wur hats oan mind we're in Glesga. laugh.gif

We can take wur coats aff but we'll need tae keep oan wur twinsets. laugh.gif

Posted by: Java 4th Aug 2007, 01:45pm

laugh.gif laugh.gif...Whit kinda cake has maist calories?...bear in mind this is a virtual tearoom, so they'll aw jist have virtual calories sure they will....

Posted by: Melody 4th Aug 2007, 01:47pm

Aye, we can eat aw we like as long as we don't swallow anything. laugh.gif

Posted by: Melody 4th Aug 2007, 01:48pm

What was it they called the waitresses in Lyons Corner Houses?

'Nippies' ah looked it up.

Posted by: Java 4th Aug 2007, 01:55pm

laugh.gif....ocht ah shoulda went tae wanna the posh shops for a carrier bag afore comin in...jist tae look the part since ah've ma hat oan....

Posted by: glasgow lass 4th Aug 2007, 01:58pm

aye,,, laugh.gif this is rerr cin aha hiv the nice wee table by the windae,,i'll be back efter fer a nice blether tongue.gif

Posted by: Melody 4th Aug 2007, 02:00pm

Och aye, ye should have. Always leaves a good impression that, posh carrier bags. laugh.gif

Posted by: Melody 4th Aug 2007, 02:01pm

Aye Glasgow Lass, sit doon the place'll busy up soon.

Posted by: Gemini 4th Aug 2007, 02:03pm

ooh this is nice, lovely hats youse ur awe werrin, dae yi mind if ah sit doon wi, so whits been happening, oh wid yoo look at that man whits he daen, och ah huv tae watch mah patter, forgot where I was ohmy.gif

Posted by: glasgow lass 4th Aug 2007, 02:05pm

aye,,lovely biscits jist lovely Melody tongue.gif

Posted by: Java 4th Aug 2007, 02:06pm

Wunner whit they two in the corner are up tae....he looks kinna shifty, d'ye no think?..no that ah'm lookin mind...faur too busy wi ma ain life....

Posted by: Melody 4th Aug 2007, 02:07pm

Well Ria wait tae tell ye, see that man yer talkin' aboot well he's kiddin' on he's a businessman but he works roon the corner in the bookies.

Posted by: Melody 4th Aug 2007, 02:10pm

Some folk have got nothin' better tae dae than talk aboot folk right enough. We're no like that. laugh.gif Pass the scones Java.

Posted by: Java 4th Aug 2007, 02:14pm

laugh.gif

See, ah thoat that wis thingmy's man, but it canny be, cos thats no thingmy sittin next tae him...ye want jam wi that Melody?

Posted by: Melody 4th Aug 2007, 02:18pm

Is it blackcurrant?

Posted by: Java 4th Aug 2007, 02:21pm

It is if ye want it tae be......laugh.gif...here, these crumpets are tae die fur....

Posted by: Melody 4th Aug 2007, 02:28pm

Is it only us two in here? unsure.gif Ah canny eat any mair! huh.gif Ther's that man comin back in again, c'mon we'll see whit he orders.

Posted by: Java 4th Aug 2007, 02:33pm

Wid ye look at that yins cap...call that white?...she widny get away wi that in Miss Cranstons...ye jist canny - wan lump or two? - get the staff these days....ah'm sure ah've seen him afore ye know...

Posted by: witshisname 4th Aug 2007, 02:35pm

can a weary walker come in and get a good cuppa and maybe a wee scone and jam???
and if there's any joab goin i'd appreciate a application form smile.gif

Posted by: Melody 4th Aug 2007, 02:37pm

Sure ye can, pull up a chair, dae ye want blackcurrant jam? laugh.gif

Posted by: Melody 4th Aug 2007, 02:39pm

Java see in ma day they hats wid need tae huv be scrubbed white ye know.

Posted by: Java 4th Aug 2007, 02:41pm

Depens Wits, whit d'ye use tae wash yer whites, Omo or Tide?.....and whit can ye dae wi assorted fancies?

Posted by: witshisname 4th Aug 2007, 02:42pm

is it homemade?? if so could i have 2 scones then with milk and 2 sugars in tea please

Posted by: witshisname 4th Aug 2007, 02:44pm

java i wash in Tide cause it would be improper to wash oottide.and i don't know aboot those assorted fancy thingy's are they anything like Licorice Allsorts?? smile.gif

Posted by: Java 4th Aug 2007, 02:45pm

Aw sorry...positions huv aw been filled....ye want some tea wi yer sugar?...laugh.gif

Posted by: witshisname 4th Aug 2007, 02:50pm

sad.gif och i'm heartbroken that aww the joabs have gone, i would have loved working in here.Aye go on then just 3/4 of a cup of tea added to ma sugar please:(

Posted by: Java 4th Aug 2007, 02:55pm

Ye could ay have a word wi the real boss...mibbe ye could go oan a course for assorted fancies...get yersel a SAFTA....(Scottish Assorted Fancy Tray Arranger)...

Posted by: stuarty 4th Aug 2007, 02:57pm

can one have one pot of tea for one and one would alkso like ones seat to be at ones window so one can see all the people walk by oh may one have the most extravigant cream cake on ones menu please and whilest one is sitting in ones tearoom will one be allowed to display what kind of cream cake one is eating in ones tearoom miss gemini gaff gafauff gaffoff does one like ones posh voice laugh.gif

Posted by: witshisname 4th Aug 2007, 03:10pm

Thanx for the info on the SAFTA idea java,I've always went aroon as a card carrying member of the DAFTA group biggrin.gif

Posted by: angel 4th Aug 2007, 03:11pm

nice place you got here gemini, I'll have a pot of tea for two, I like my tea and a wee treacle scone, with butter, ta........... tongue.gif

Posted by: witshisname 4th Aug 2007, 03:12pm

Cakes! ye's have cakes as well woohoo,do ye's have any Gingerbread???

Posted by: angel 4th Aug 2007, 03:16pm

hello Wits ,sit doon and have some tea wi yir sugar, lots o goodies in here,
table cloths even........ rolleyes.gif

Posted by: stuarty 4th Aug 2007, 03:16pm

am waitin in mrs gemini gettin back to see if a put here weres in the windy
day ya think she would let me eh eh go on ria please pretty please a will be on ma poshised voice lol
laugh.gif

Posted by: witshisname 4th Aug 2007, 03:19pm

Angel,does that mean i have tae hold oot ma pinky when i drink ma tea???? sounds like a lovely place so it does.

Posted by: angel 4th Aug 2007, 03:20pm

tha's a really nice voice stuary, now if I knew wit yi were sayin, it wid be purfict

Posted by: angel 4th Aug 2007, 03:21pm

QUOTE (angel @ 4th Aug 2007, 02:37 PM) *
tha's a really nice voice stuary, now if I knew wit yi were sayin, it wid be purfict

firgoat ma wee smilies unsure.gif

Posted by: angel 4th Aug 2007, 03:23pm

yes wits, pinky n awe

Posted by: stuarty 4th Aug 2007, 03:26pm

och angel a wis askin fur a cuppa tea and a cream cake to sit and look oot the winde to gawk at all the peeps walkin past droolin at the mooth for a bit o ma cream cake laugh.gif

Posted by: witshisname 4th Aug 2007, 03:29pm

well i think i'll head oot and go buy maself some new duds,i think i'd get turned away if i showed up in ma T-Shirt & Shorts.See ye's later oh and can ye keep me the wee table for 2 in the back please ye know the one facing the display case,I'm waitin tae see if a strawberry Tart gets put in,and i want to get the first one or 2 oink oink i'm a greedy one.....lol smile.gif

Posted by: angel 4th Aug 2007, 03:31pm

laugh.gif Ok whit ever turns yoi oan, wits

Posted by: Marion Niven Dougan 4th Aug 2007, 03:48pm

Hi Gemini, lovely wee place youv'e goat hen. I'll hae a pot of tea for two, two slices of Iced Gingerbread. A canny fum ma but n ben, a wis gonnae drap in bit a canny fun it boo hoo
Wee classy place int it??????

Posted by: Elma 4th Aug 2007, 04:04pm

Oh here's where you all are, can I join you. Just a minute till I arrange all my expensive shopping bags round my chair. What's happened to all the cream cakes, "Waitress, can we have another plate over here please", thanks, you're a gem. You too Gemini for finding this lovely wee place. biggrin.gif

Posted by: stuarty 4th Aug 2007, 04:27pm

god its busy for the first openin a hope the pittassire baker can cope with the demand a think you better order some fines hassam tea and fruit teas and lemon iced tea and all sorts of tea
and a wee coffee room at the back for the coffee drinkers laugh.gif

Posted by: Elma 4th Aug 2007, 04:32pm

Hello Stuarty, I'm so pleased to see you (that's my posh voice, can you tell!) I didn't know about the coffee, thought I had to drink tea only, right I'll have a mug, sorry, cup of coffee, black please.

Posted by: stuarty 4th Aug 2007, 04:36pm

ok mamam one shall have one moccachokkaloccaa teacoffeeeeeee is that ok for one madam and a sprinkle of coffee beans on top laugh.gif

Posted by: Java 4th Aug 2007, 05:02pm

Did wan heppen tae leave wans Versace carrier bag in the windae seat?

Posted by: Lennox 4th Aug 2007, 05:08pm

Wan wishes , she had a Versace carrier bag, ! I'v got one filled with other stuff ! mon we'll share laugh.gif

Posted by: stuarty 4th Aug 2007, 05:12pm

whit versace bag oh ///////that shnide wan oor there with poundland on the inside and just a wee sneeky minit u never hid a bag way that name your on that cctv up on the corner full a high falootin ideas and you are gonny get sacked if gemini comes in and catches you chancen your arm oh java with the butter wouldne melt in yon mooth duhhhhhhhhh laugh.gif

Posted by: Java 4th Aug 2007, 05:13pm

Scyoose me, wan disny work here, wan merely came in furra fondant fancy...

Posted by: Lennox 4th Aug 2007, 05:23pm

QUOTE (Java @ 4th Aug 2007, 12:19 PM) *
Did wan heppen tae leave wans Versace carrier bag in the windae seat?



errr, correction there, nofing wis said about work !

Posted by: Java 4th Aug 2007, 05:25pm

QUOTE (stuarty @ 4th Aug 2007, 06:29 PM) *
.. and you are gonny get sacked if gemini comes in ...


Oh, so that's sacked in the technical, put ye in a bag sense...laugh.gif

Posted by: Lennox 4th Aug 2007, 05:28pm

well then can I just get a wee tea, "earl Grey " if there's ony left and a scone with Blackcurrant jam please, I 'no say onything else( hard as it will be )

Lovely place here Gemini,

Posted by: stratson 4th Aug 2007, 08:09pm

Please may I have T FOR 2, with a variety of French Cakes. Can I have window table please to enable wan to look oot for friend? Thank you! laugh.gif

Posted by: Elma 4th Aug 2007, 08:46pm

Can I have a black coffee and a slice of apple pie please. What Versace bag..........oh that one...........no, it's not mine laugh.gif

Posted by: angel 4th Aug 2007, 09:49pm

hi Statson , don't know if you will get that table for two,
whitshisname wants it , he hoping for two strawberry
tarts tae come in........ rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif

Posted by: penny dainty 4th Aug 2007, 11:55pm

Oh lovely, I go to bed an when I get up in the morning theres a new wee tea shoppy opened up.Just the beez neez.Now I will have a selection of the finest fancies and proper cup of coffee in a proper coffee cup please.I'll just sit here in the corner so I don't trip anyone up wi ma shopping bags , just flew back from London in the private jet and all my Harrods bags are taking up a bit of space here.Got myself a new hat jist for the occasion.ERM do you hiv cucumber sandwiches ?

Posted by: jakka13 5th Aug 2007, 12:15am

Gemini ,Love your wee tearoom ,nothing like a cup of tea made in a china pot .here's a wee laugh for everyone .I came to Canada with three wee weans and $36 dollars to my name .Owed the government $795 for our fares .My man worked with a bunch of new Scottish Immigrants and the wives would get together every Wednesday night for tea and cakes .We all took turns .I didn't have enough cups for everyone so put off having the group as long as I could .I finally took my turn and ordered a tea service from a catalogue .It came with a china teapot and cream and sugar .I didn't have a kettle so had to boil water for the tea in the pot I used for my potatoes .The tea was made in the pot then poured into the china teapot .One of the """ladies "" remarked that there was nothing like a cup of tea made in a china pot .I had a hard time keeping my face straight .
Can I please have a slice of Tipsy Cake with my tea ?and I'll sit next to Ems if that's O,K

Posted by: stuarty 5th Aug 2007, 12:15pm

oh may i have 2 strawberry tarts and can you send them over to the fella sittin in the windie over there as theres a lot of windows oh my car window was smashed today my neighbour told me so thats 50quid light of pocket they need to order in the window as its tinted so they are comming to put perspex in tonight between 8pm and midnight great so thats my night knackered no really a would be sittin in any way oh that car will go next year as it has to incidents and thats telling me unlucky car so it has got to go will save up and get somthing better and put my cruise nextyear on back burner thats life eh can make plans but not plan the out come oh a will have a large pot of tea a need it thank you rolleyes.gif

Posted by: Gemini 5th Aug 2007, 04:02pm

here I am ladies, had to go buy a pair of wee white gloves, telt Dan the Man I was meeting up with you ladies, "ur yoo gawn tae the steamie dressed like that" he says eyeing me up an' doon wi mah hat, shoes gloves and mah red polka dot dress, "steamie says I, get with the program thats passe noo, bye bye" see that wee wummin ower there well she's the owner she used tae huv a stall doon the barras, noo look at her owning her ain wee tea shoppe, oh my they sttrawberry tarts looks delishus so they dae is there any mair left?

Posted by: witshisname 5th Aug 2007, 05:41pm

I don't know Gemini,I asked fer two strawberry tarts yesterday and i'm still waitin fer them.I hope you lovely ladies are havin a fantastic weekend,May i have a nice big pot of tea for two please,and do ye's have any of those Cream buns with the wee sprinkles on top?? if so may i have one with choccie sprinkles and one with grated coconut.Thanx ever so much. smile.gif

Posted by: stuarty 5th Aug 2007, 06:03pm

oh hello gimini i love the wee hat and polkadot dress a bet you looked a right toff walkin doon the charing cross all fancy like ,the strawberytart person gave me witshisnames tarts but a sent them over with the watress who incidently is a dissapearing wan a canny figire it oot who she is keeps putin a ninja face mask on but the tea is magic and a love all the windie seats then it stops any arguments for the windies as we a like to watch the world go by and dont need to worry aboot being called nosey ha ha as eveybody canny see us lookin at them as it is mirror windows a seen a fancy midallion man sortin his quiff in the windie yesterday lol :lol:he was stannin ootsid the dizzy clock and hes still there sumbody better tell him hes been stood up

Posted by: witshisname 5th Aug 2007, 07:13pm

i wanted the wee table in the back of the tea room,next tae the display case so i can always see the fresh buns and cakes,actually i was hopin tae get an "empire" cake i think it's called?? made of sponge cake covered in coconut wae a wee jelly tot on top i think,do ye's remember that or have i got the name wrong. unsure.gif

Posted by: Gemini 5th Aug 2007, 08:54pm

hey whitshisname ah mind o' empire biscuits used to wan o' mah favourites and the crean sponges but a jist cannae mind o' wan yoor talking aboot, well ah need to run ladies huv tae make dinner so ah'll see yis awe the morra cherie bye the noo.

Posted by: angel 5th Aug 2007, 09:17pm

unsure.gif I know i'm spelling this wrong , but it was called an Eifil tower


sorry about the spelling

Posted by: angel 5th Aug 2007, 09:20pm

QUOTE (angel @ 5th Aug 2007, 08:34 PM) *
unsure.gif I know i'm spelling this wrong , but it was called an Eifil tower
sorry about the spelling

hi witts , I'll give those two tarts a call for you,,,,,,,,O K.

Posted by: Gallusbisom 5th Aug 2007, 09:32pm

Here You'se,

Ah jist went away fur a couple a days, an noo we huv a tearoom? Smashin Dabs. Ah'm there. Kin a hiv a cup o tea pleas (Darjeeling, nane o ur Earl Grey fur me, yuk, yuk, yuk) an see that wee 3 tiered cake staun, kin ah hiv the Apple Tart wi awe that lovely sugary icing? Here wait a minite, ah've goat ma pinkie in the air bit dae ah hive tae talk "pan loaf"? laugh.gif
GB

Posted by: angel 5th Aug 2007, 09:41pm

QUOTE (Gallusbisom @ 5th Aug 2007, 08:49 PM) *
Here You'se,

Ah jist went away fur a couple a days, an noo we huv a tearoom? Smashin Dabs. Ah'm there. Kin a hiv a cup o tea pleas (Darjeeling, nane o ur Earl Grey fur me, yuk, yuk, yuk) an see that wee 3 tiered cake staun, kin ah hiv the Apple Tart wi awe that lovely sugary icing? Here wait a minite, ah've goat ma pinkie in the air bit dae ah hive tae talk "pan loaf"? laugh.gif
GB
.......Aye

Posted by: Gallusbisom 5th Aug 2007, 09:56pm

Away! OK, I hiv oops I have my hat on (got it for my wedding many years ago,) and the white kid gloves (ditto on when they were bought) and now I have to find my old elec, oops, eloc, oops, English teacher to make sure I don't talk, Glesga ur Ayrshire? Oh, my goodness. Don't let my tea get cauld, oops I mean cold, while I get organised. Omigosh, and all I wanted was an Eiffle Tower and a crumpet. The things we'll, oops, we will do to be toffynosed , oh well, as long as I get an Empire Biscuite at the end, all is well. And can I come back tomorrow (if I talk properly) and order a couple of crumpets?


GB

Posted by: angel 5th Aug 2007, 10:00pm

QUOTE (Gallusbisom @ 5th Aug 2007, 09:13 PM) *
Away! OK, I hiv oops I have my hat on (got it for my wedding many years ago,) and the white kid gloves (ditto on when they were bought) and now I have to find my old elec, oops, eloc, oops, English teacher to make sure I don't talk, Glesga ur Ayrshire? Oh, my goodness. Don't let my tea get cauld, oops I mean cold, while I get organised. Omigosh, and all I wanted was an Eiffle Tower and a crumpet. The things we'll, oops, we will do to be toffynosed , oh well, as long as I get an Empire Biscuite at the end, all is well. And can I come back tomorrow (if I talk properly) and order a couple of crumpets?
GB

thanks for the correct spelling gallus, your a gem

Posted by: Gallusbisom 5th Aug 2007, 10:04pm

Tee Hee Hee,

What in goodness name made you think that I got the spelling right? It was and still is one of my worst subjects, but that having been said, anything that get's me a cup of tea and an Empire Biscuite, works for me. laugh.gif

GB

Posted by: angel 5th Aug 2007, 10:07pm

QUOTE (Gallusbisom @ 5th Aug 2007, 09:21 PM) *
Tee Hee Hee,

What in goodness name made you think that I got the spelling right? It was and still is one of my worst subjects, but that having been said, anything that get's me a cup of tea and an Empire Biscuite, works for me. laugh.gif

GB I'll see you in the tearoom another day,, good night

Posted by: Rularedhead 5th Aug 2007, 11:00pm

Hello. I am Mrs Gray ,nee White, I have been looking high and low for my first husband Earl ( has he been in your fancy tea-room) spending awe ma money, I do mean all of my dosh, trying to make an impression buying currant buns, I do beg your pardon, currant scones, chocolate snowballs, tee-breed, empire biscuits, when Mr Gray ( my Earl ) hadn't two pennies to rub together we would share a few tea- spoonful of Brooke-Bond of a night and make our own empire biscuits out of 2 digestive wi jam in between a bit of icing suger slapped oon the tap wi a sweetie stuck in the middle, so sorry , did I lose my posh voice there I am ever so sorry, I do frequent this tea-room but I dress down, I always wear my white trouser suit out of C & A ( wit aboot it if it closed down in 19canteen) and green floppy hat ( there still in fashion a see awe the young lassies wearing them,) if you see me in the tea-room, I'll be sitting at the windea table for one, give me a wave cause a will totally, totally blank you, my kids and I will say cherrio now love from little Blue, Theresa Green, Issa Cream, Iza Blue, take care you pinkie tea drinkers. lots of love from Lily White ( Mrs Earl Gray)

Posted by: keelie gal 5th Aug 2007, 11:10pm

A Wee cuppa tea and a tunnocks wafer fer me and i dont mind working fer ma keep either biggrin.gif

Posted by: Gallusbisom 5th Aug 2007, 11:39pm

Hey Mrs. White,

Sorry about your husband but his tea was "stocious" yes, I do understand that I should talk properly and not say that it was flaming awful but what can I say? Just not sure about this but (notice the fancy English here) but if he was not an Earl would you at least not be a Countess?


Because that means if you are------------you get the bill, to revert back to Glesga talk--gone yersel hen. laugh.gif

Did you ever meet such cheek in your life as you get "at hame"? biggrin.gif
GB

Posted by: RonD 5th Aug 2007, 11:39pm

Ah'm sorry Mrs. White but yer man husnae been here, huuv ye tried the cyber pub????

Posted by: jakka13 6th Aug 2007, 03:25am

Well I'll leave you to argue about the tea .I would just like a milky coffee and a Paris bun if you please .

Posted by: penny dainty 6th Aug 2007, 03:47am

Another little ditty from Dainty biggrin.gif

Noo we hiv a tea room
where only the best will do
wi fancy cakes and tea breeds
and talk aboot who is who

White gloves brigade
Wi all their flare
Sipping from their tea cups
Pinkies in the air

Come in and Hiv a cup or two
the choice is yours whatever ye do
Theres cake involved and Dainty's fast
So best be quick or youll be last

aye okay I'll start takin ma tablets again! laugh.gif

Posted by: lindamac 6th Aug 2007, 07:49am

Did ye say Tablet Dainty girl? oh aye dolls al eat yer tablet untill the coos come hame cos ave tasted it & it is magic so that it is och while am here cin ye geeza wee cuppa & must tell ye ave been awe busy what with ma new hoose & awe so ave had tae be away a lot so good tae hae somewhere tae chat & talk aboot everyday stuff,well ave chose ma colours for my loungeroom it is called decorategreen & candleabra yelowycreamy colour ever so nice the gether so they urr.Sure its great tae be in yer tearoom witt a lovely wee place this is bonnie wee cake stands annawe a better talk with ma churchy voice then ,witta rerr wee place tae rest in great service annawe ad recomend it tae anyone. wub.gif witts them antique lacey curtains worth tae ye? ad be ferr interestit in getting a haud o such lovely wee lacey curtains jings yer decorator widd be rerr for ma new hoose so they would cheers lassies & laddys Happy Monday tae awe that ah call GGGems!:D

Posted by: Java 6th Aug 2007, 07:53am

Haw you..scyoose me modom, but wan disny see a hat oan your heid you appear to be lacking in the millinery...yer no allowed in withoot a hat...would modom care to choose a titfer from our vast range oot the back shoap?

Posted by: Kaneman 6th Aug 2007, 08:06am

Kin ah git a beer here or no.........Ah think ahd dae better in the cyber pub but theres naebuddi there...an ah dont want any o you snobs thinkin ahm an alchi or whit... tongue.gif Oh! Dear, perhaps a small Irish coffee and biscuits with the Minister............

Posted by: Melody 6th Aug 2007, 08:39am

Did you say Beer Kaneman? Nae such thing in here, this is the Tearoom for goodness sake. See if your gaunni come in here, ye've tae be good. Nae nonsense, ye can see whit a genteel clientèle we've got. Nane o yer auld beer and pies in here ye know. laugh.gif Noo you sit in that corner an wait fur Betty tae bring yer eggs.

Posted by: Kaneman 6th Aug 2007, 09:18am

Neh beers nae Pies, an sittin in the naughty corner, huvnae been sent here since primary school...hows about a wee bridie while am waitin fur Betty....Haw Melody you sure ye wurnae maw primary school teacher...awfy strict...Haw Betty come an save meh, feh this maoninauldfaced wimmin.Ahm gonna chase aw yer snobby wee customers right oot a here just you watch, nae beer aw dinnae believe such a thing could happen in here an aw..........ahll jist go an fetch a kerri oot an be right back tae cause awee scene......... tongue.gif A wee hauf unner the table........

Posted by: Java 6th Aug 2007, 09:22am

Kerry oot is it?...we'll kerry ye oot, nae problem....we're stronger than we look ye know....could wan pass the butter please thank you...

Posted by: Kaneman 6th Aug 2007, 09:43am

Wan kin shove this snobby wee establishment wi the butter an aw..ahm aff, Betty's goat mah brekkie ready at last..an shove yer wee bickies an tea an aw so there...hoi te toiti B@#@$S.. Haw Betty av goat the kerry oot an ah can share wi you, no wi that bunch oer here.. tongue.gif

Posted by: Melody 6th Aug 2007, 09:56am

Dae ye hear that yin? See that Betty's got him wasted, eggs and everythin'. laugh.gif Noo make sure he's got a shirt and tie oan the next time. laugh.gif

Posted by: Kaneman 6th Aug 2007, 10:03am

Ahll jist chase aw yer hoi tae toiti genteeeeeel patrons right oot a here ah will come in the in mornin wearin mah knitted Tanktini an ahll bring ah big screw tap wi mae as well....if there is any left after that PD gets in here.... tongue.gif

Posted by: stuarty 6th Aug 2007, 12:03pm

aww kanemane a wee bit of charm with the ladies of the tearoom works wonders but if you wish to eat your eggs and enjoy your carryoot as you say am sure you will have a lovley time afterall its a nice place to go to enjoy old culture of glasgow as in room and kitchen and a good natter as well, but somtimes a wee change is as good as a rest and you get to watch nice glaswegies walking by talking to themselves in the street and girl/boy hivin a sneeky kiss and cuddle and with the glass being mirror on the outside they cant see in its a bit like wearing a big pair a sunglasses ha ha withoot the marks on your eyes when you get sunburned ha ha and if you wish to wear posh attire you can but a quit like getting dressed up for tea its very like the ritz in london with the cake stands and sandwiches and little tartlets with fancy fruits and strawberry tarts to die for and snowballs flycimmitry cakes and coconut macaroons and what was that cahe we had that had merangue in it choc at the bottom oh they wher grrrrreat and fondant fancies and all bread galore now thats what you call a proper tea room so if you want to be upgraded in lifes living for an hour just come in sit down and enjoy the attention from the pleasant staff laugh.gif

Posted by: RonD 6th Aug 2007, 12:43pm

Whit's this tea like? hoat watter knocked stupid, and the scones are the size o' walnuts!!!

Posted by: RonD 6th Aug 2007, 12:44pm

Ah no wan furr complainin' but the empire biscuits urr so small that ye need 16 tae make a dozen!!!

Posted by: Gemini 6th Aug 2007, 01:13pm

I think I'll try some of they exotic teas today with they little petey fours and maybe be some cucumber sandwiches, oh and some watercress sandwiches, well hello there miss Angel, miss Jakka miss Heather actually hello all, to many to name, yes I agree the antique lacey curtains are just simply loverly, is that fruit cakes I see oan that tray, right next to the fern cakes.

Posted by: stuarty 6th Aug 2007, 01:14pm

ahem mr ron can you refrain from talking aboot the posh teas as it is for the more merchant city treats you have when wanting a nice wee fancy now we dont say anyting about your nice cyber pub so please can you not do that as i love the tearoom and the cyber pub of wihitch is your baby and give our tea room a chance there is a wee suggestion box in the corner by the door and the owner will listen to your points of view but its bite size you get as it is a very up market establshment thank you sir have a huggable day laugh.gif

Posted by: Gemini 6th Aug 2007, 01:36pm

oh Mr Ron you have to let it steep a wee bit there now doesnt that look better, here try one of these itsy bitsy ham sandwiches or would you prefer the liver pate and of course theres a scottich dainty tray and over there they are italian pastries here try some

Posted by: stuarty 6th Aug 2007, 02:17pm

thank you miss gemini we are so lucky to have a boss that can understand the way of explaining things better than mwa as a make a right muck up of everything and put ones little foot in ones big mooth sumtimes am only human one day at a time sweet jesus thats all am asking of you oops sorry thought a was in the song song room please forgive one a think the suggestin box is an exellenty idea eh no rudamentries in the box its a respectable box so it is laugh.gif

Posted by: RonD 6th Aug 2007, 02:23pm

Pardon me Ms. Stuarty, ah huv tae admit ah wiz jist stirrin'; it abit tae get ma lassies back tae the pub , but as usual ye saw right through me. Thanks Gemini furr the complimentary tasty bites!!

Posted by: angel 6th Aug 2007, 02:31pm

my what a busy little tea room today, and there you are Gallus; so I think I will have a pot of tea ,an empire biscuit for G.B. and an Eifflle
tower/aka neopolitan for wittshisname and an eccles cake for myself
thank you my dear..... tongue.gif

Posted by: witshisname 6th Aug 2007, 03:00pm

That's it smile.gif ,angel got the cake i was thinkin of och yer a wee smarty aren't ye.noo can i have one of those eiffel towers please,to go along wae a nice hot pot of tea.I'll park maself doon and have a wee read of today's Daily Record.

Posted by: angel 6th Aug 2007, 03:03pm

QUOTE (witshisname @ 6th Aug 2007, 02:17 PM) *
That's it smile.gif ,angel got the cake i was thinkin of och yer a wee smarty aren't ye.noo can i have one of those eiffel towers please,to go along wae a nice hot pot of tea.I'll park maself doon and have a wee read of today's Daily Record.

how many ways ,...is tere to spell eiffel....??????????????????????????????????

Posted by: angel 6th Aug 2007, 03:20pm

hello Gallus , me thinks witts has goat the spellin O eiffel right,
so I guess we both don't know to much about Paris.... and I don't mean the buns.... biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

Posted by: Gallusbisom 6th Aug 2007, 05:45pm

Hi Angel,

I used the French Canadian spelling (well that's my story and I am sticking to it laugh.gif ). Love Paris (and the buns) so you would think I could at least get the spelling right. We usually stay in Suresnes, ah the memories. One of our favourite restaurants is "Les Jardins De Camille" what a view of Paris and the Eiffel (did I get it right that time??? ) Tower. Ocht, I think I am entitled to have another Eiffel Tower and another pot of tea. Honest, I will keep my pinky up biggrin.gif while enjoying it and use the sugar tongs as well. It's awfy, oops, awful hard to be hoi poloi when you really prefer mair mashed totties, oops, more mashed potatoes to desert.

GB

Posted by: Marion Niven Dougan 6th Aug 2007, 06:02pm

Hi guys, move uwer am ferrly exhausted. Marks n Sparks huz a big sale oan WINE a jist hud tae git some, alang wie aw ma other stuff. Can I please have a cheese and cucumber sandwich, pot of tea, and a BIG MERANGE CAKE. That'll dae me tae tea time, goat a Cottage Pie oot Marks fur ma tea. This place is fairlly catching oan, guid fur you Ria. Oh thanks hen, a need sugar and milk tae

Posted by: Java 6th Aug 2007, 06:21pm

Marion, could ye pass me the deramer demararer brown sugar please...wis Markies busy?

Posted by: Melody 6th Aug 2007, 06:34pm

S'cuse me Java is there anybody sittin' in that chair beside ye?

Posted by: Marion Niven Dougan 6th Aug 2007, 06:40pm

Java Marks wiz mobbed. a jist luv that shoap. Melody thers a cherr aside me, sit doon an gies yer patter

Posted by: Java 6th Aug 2007, 06:57pm

Ocht well at least ye goat yer cottage pie Marion hen....so ah says aye she wis an Jessie says ocht she wis not and ah says ah'm tellin ye, she wis, ah saw it wi ma ain eyes and Jessie says yer ain eyes an ah says well awright, no ma ain eyes, but she wis onyway..did ye ever hear the like...

Posted by: angel 6th Aug 2007, 07:03pm

gallus I like mince an mashed totties,
Ive never been in france,but it sure sound nice tongue.gif

Posted by: Gallusbisom 6th Aug 2007, 07:09pm

Here Angel,
Did you notice these folk, talking real Glesga, and here's me with my pinky in a splint trying to talk "pan loaf" in the name o thi wee man an Jimmy the bookie, diz these meant ah kin be masel? If so, that hat is coming off right now.


GB

Posted by: angel 6th Aug 2007, 07:15pm

QUOTE (Gallusbisom @ 6th Aug 2007, 06:26 PM) *
Here Angel,
Did you notice these folk, talking real Glesga, and here's me with my pinky in a splint trying to talk "pan loaf" in the name o thi wee man an Jimmy the bookie, diz these meant ah kin be masel? If so, that hat is coming off right now.
GB
maybe that wee splint stoaped yi fae spellin " withs that word again'
and naw gallus yi must keep yir hat oan, cause I like it biggrin.gif

Posted by: RonD 7th Aug 2007, 02:08am

Nothin' worse than talkin' wi' bools in yer moof!!! unsure.gif

Posted by: stuarty 7th Aug 2007, 02:10am

aww jorries ron d did you ever have a sixer or a steelie ha ha broke aww the glass jorries ha ha ha laugh.gif laugh.gif stick 2sixers and you became the godfather

Posted by: lindamac 7th Aug 2007, 05:05am

laugh.gif laugh.gif aweright then RonD wittaboot ye try the coos then see if they help hahaha sorry pal am jist kiddin ah saw an openin & took it pal happy Tuesday Ron D,aye a ferr mind o playing at the street stanks wi the big brothers at bools and true tae form Stuarty ye wurr bees knees wi a steelie,anyhoo Ron al shout ye a tea any tea pal cos this here establishment soarts oot a rerr cuppa real tea leaves may I add none o yer roon teabags tripe ye know so anything frae Indian,china fruity or green teas tae choose from pal am haein a Blackcurrant tea straight as it comes tastes yummyyumyum with a sugary yumyum twist.

Posted by: RonD 7th Aug 2007, 07:30am

OK linda, yurr oan! ah'll huv a cup o' fennel tea.

Posted by: lindamac 7th Aug 2007, 10:46am

aye Ron nae bother pal,I know the very thing tae huv tae eat with the fennel tea tae wittaboot a wee slice of battenburg cake pal? jings it is a rerr treat that fennel tea oh huv ye tried oot the fennel juice Rond? my weans were brought up oan t lovely stuff cold chilled or hot in winter tae..........right here we go sliced battenburg & x2 pots of fennel tea Ron camoan & al jine in with ye,wunner if tarheels wull pop in here dyee hink?.Saw they huv carrot cake tae nowt wrang with a tate of carrot cake is there Ron? cream widd spile its rerr taste right nuff.

Posted by: Gemini 7th Aug 2007, 12:13pm

here Ron I tried that there fennel tea quite nice it was, I see all the gels here, noo cin anybody recommendsomething today, I hear the yanks talking about their coffee latte, is there a tea latte do yi think, oh I do admire your hat Miss Melody lovely color suits you just fine, what color would you say that is well hullo miss Marion so nice to see you again, Miss LindaM that carrot cake does look scrumtious, may i have a taste, oh I see Misses Java,Angel and GB over there yoohoo ladies lovely to see you again

Posted by: RonD 7th Aug 2007, 12:17pm

Ta awfae linda, excuse me, thanky awful ma dear linda. The tea is tae die for!!! Never hud the fennel juice sounds lovely. I say, don't the ladies look lovely in their best froaks !!! There how wiz a perfect punter gentleman?

Posted by: angel 7th Aug 2007, 12:23pm

nice little establishment Gemini and I just love those eccles cakes
I'll' have one and a pot of tea please. ...Morning ladies,..... my gallus I think that you really suit that hat you are wearing...... tongue.gif

Posted by: stuarty 7th Aug 2007, 12:40pm

goodafternoon miss gemini am greetin cause a never go a hello am gonny sit in the quiet window with a ggreen tea as it is a very detoxing tea flushesh all the toxins from ones body and watch aww the people that talk to themselves cause a day that it seems talk to myself am putin input but getin ney outpoot oops sorry lindamac a ken you say hi ya can sumbody get the shock paddles to bring me back to life please am dyin ooooour here a jist feel am invisibibble but a suppose a miss peeps out anaw och never mind me am a moanin myrtle the day call it picture withdrawal symptoms am itchen to put a lyons tearoom sign up just for the hell of it //////////////but a wont a shall resist laugh.gif

Posted by: angel 7th Aug 2007, 12:46pm

good girl stuarty ...and a big good morning to you tongue.gif

Posted by: stuarty 7th Aug 2007, 12:49pm

aww fanks miss angle have a wee flies graveyard they are rather nice with fresh custard on top laugh.gif

Posted by: Kaneman 7th Aug 2007, 01:00pm

Haw Stuarty you been at mah Kerry Oot sounds like it...oops.. I do sincerely ask for all of you wonderful Ladies forgiveness for speaking without being spoken too, and in such disgusting gutter talk. I did actually forget my P's & Q's for a second there.
Aw away an bile yer heid, phone the polis see if ah care tongue.gif

Posted by: stuarty 7th Aug 2007, 01:06pm

oh you are such a wonderful man kaneman very educated and so pleasant thank you thank you thank you you used my name recodnition is sublme in the merchant city hearing ones name is the best form of recodnition youe wellcome kaneman come again laugh.gif

Posted by: Kaneman 7th Aug 2007, 01:16pm

Comoan Stuarty ahm standin ootside so they canny say nuthin..lets get ower tae the pub an we kin droon oor sorrows...jist leave that bunch a hoi teh toi taes, or is that "Teas" hangin aroon in there cool.gif An haw thats Recognition...who ever yeh are thats stole Stuarty's mooth....

Posted by: stuarty 7th Aug 2007, 01:24pm

i will go to the pub tonight as im enjoying the green tea from a china cup and the peace and quiet is very nice to watch you trying to perswade me over to the public house am not wanting a cold refreshment thank you very much for asking kaneman very kind of you i might even have an egg and cress sandwich with the crusts off and in quarters oh just so loverly so it is munchity crunschity laugh.gif

Posted by: angel 7th Aug 2007, 01:27pm

unsure.gif just come in from outside, Kaneman, have a good cup of tea with an eccles cake and you will be fine........ unsure.gif

Posted by: Kaneman 7th Aug 2007, 01:36pm

Aye a know ah aboot yer "Green Tea" mare like "Wacky Bakkie" tea by the sounds a things.....Oops did it again I did so mean to actually state that it may just be tea made from the famous "giggle twigg"... noo ahm gonnae phone the polis aboot aw that funny stuff you people are drinkin in there, its aw suspect if ye ask me....Gimmae a bottle o Captain Morgan any day just ask PD, she'll tell ye.....even a wee bottle o Eldorado Rich White would be better fur ye than that stuff in yer "Tea" biggrin.gif This is gettin like the Stepford Wives it is, ahm oot a here..........

Posted by: stuarty 7th Aug 2007, 01:49pm

aww kaneman come on in we know you really really really want to dont be shy and what is this whakky bakky you are on about a think your a wee bit jelous and feelin left oooooooot camon put that nice new teashirt on and walk up and doon drinkin your eldorado son and say if you dont want to look like me go to geminis tea rooms its alcohol free and mind aultering substances free just fancy tea tea tea chai tea it the only thing that will happy u up its full of goodness to cinamon cloves black tea cardommin and nice spices and honey very very nice and make you happy laugh.gif

Posted by: Java 7th Aug 2007, 02:30pm

Afternoon Myrtle, how is wan the day?....Oh wid ye look at they wee dainty doilies...are they no jist the cats pajamas.....Anyhoo...could eh possibly trouble wan for a wee tate mair milk, this tea's burny....

Posted by: Marion Niven Dougan 7th Aug 2007, 02:44pm

Good morning Ladies. Don't we all look great today for the best prize for the prettiest hat. I told Ria not to mention a prize for the best hat, so that maybe... just.... maybe I would win. Bought it in Catherines of Partick, yes!!! the price tag is still on....... Cause guess whit... when a bags the prize am taking the hat back tae the shoap, neh neh neh neh neh!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: stuarty 7th Aug 2007, 02:48pm

myrtles a happy bunny singing aww the time the day must be happy really just got the grumps as the phone keeps ringing for directions to go to my campout weekend in headcorn such a nice place but if no transport its a nightmare people dont book then they expect me to tell them how to get there a tell you they are a pain somtimes a say look it up go to the nearest station and get a map duh
:rolleyes:god a thought when you said burny you wur talkin aboot rab c nesbitts burny hes another kaneman if you get ma drift in aww that hen

Posted by: keelie gal 7th Aug 2007, 04:40pm

stepfords wifes wits that when its it hame kaneman laugh.gif nae need to run away sit yersell doon pal and i will get ye a wee coffee laced wi captain morgans pal biggrin.gif

Posted by: Gallusbisom 7th Aug 2007, 07:51pm

My goodness ladies, thank you for the compliment about my hat, yes I did buy it to wear with this silk shantung suit, and the pink in the hat just matches to a tee the pink in the suit. It quite a chore to get the exact match escpecially getting the pink leather shoes to match.
Tiring, in the extreme. Especially since I never wear pink, more of a "black and white" person these days. Could I please have a rather strong cup of Darjeeling with just a hint of milk and 2 lumps of sugar, and perhaps a couple of cream sponges, just to get my energy back, of course? Well ta ta for now. Hope to hear who won the hat of the day prize.

Gallusbisom

P.S. boy if any post deserved the full title, this one does. rolleyes.gif

P.P.S. pss't hey Marion, why did ye no gie me a heid's up aboot "rentin" a hat? Smashin idea, the wan ah've oan wiz boat fur ma goin away outfit, it'll be awfy hard tae take it back noo. Da---t! biggrin.gif

Posted by: penny dainty 7th Aug 2007, 08:49pm

Dainty doillies is it? yes I crochet very well , do you like them?Just popping in for my breakfast before I go to work, thin toast please and a pot of Darjeeling this morning I think, marmalade and butter too please.

Posted by: Java 7th Aug 2007, 08:52pm

Ocht they're jist lufferly Penny...ah specially like the way wan manages tae be so delicate wi the crochet hook and yet so heavy haunded wi the butter....

Posted by: Gallusbisom 7th Aug 2007, 10:14pm

PD,
I heard that you said Darjeeling, ocht hen I think we may be kindred spirits, well at the very least kindred tea drinkers. laugh.gif

GB

Posted by: stuarty 7th Aug 2007, 10:21pm

oh green yin get them doilies oot the vesasce or gahhochy bag is it this time gahoochy aye the teeleaf room ya nikker lol laugh.gif
laugh.gif

Posted by: lindamac 8th Aug 2007, 04:22am

rolleyes.gif Jings this tea room is truly Ritzy right nuff what lovely silver service ye huv,wunner witt the Gold service costs? would you be able to give me a wee tea strainer as a wee momentum as well as a packet of yer green tea cos ma boady needs some detoxing these days efter awe the illness etc ..........why urnt they for sale yeev plenty in the display cabinet there, noo a would like tae by buy eh a mean purchase the pretty silvery teacup & saucer for one & a stamped tea strainer & a batch of yer best Brekfast tea tae gie ma wee mammy for her burfdy cos she is a tea jenni for sure,makes for a nice wee gift idea dint it? biggrin.gif

Posted by: Gemini 8th Aug 2007, 03:00pm

oh Miss Stuarty I do apologise for not mentioning you was probably having a senior moment or either that brain was running faster than the fingers, lovely day today , got quite a storm last night some badly needed rain fell, I see Mr kaneman was visiting us I do hope he enjoyed himself, I know the gentlemen who come in here kind of look at the little sandwiches and were probably thinking of a nice fish supper instead, but it is so nice to get all dolled up and get pampered once in a while, well I must be off, I see lots of summer sales going on in that nice wee shop down the road there, the hat prize will be on Friday, here's luck to all.

Posted by: witshisname 8th Aug 2007, 03:03pm

I'll have some Cucumber and watercress sandwiches if you happen to have any,they'll go lovely with a nice cup of tea.And then i can treat maself to a nice wee scone and jam. smile.gif

Posted by: stuarty 8th Aug 2007, 04:55pm

oh am so glad to get out for a well earned cup of peppermint tea and a peppermint creame please as the wee BandB is boomin can a leave a wee notice up am lookin for chaimbermaids or valet men and front of house staff can i put it up on the message board at the door miss gemini please as am so amaized the place has been buzzin am not complainin like am just so happy laugh.gif

Posted by: keelie gal 8th Aug 2007, 05:21pm

Gemini i will have a nice ham salad if you are making one and a wee strong cuppa tea biggrin.gif

Posted by: Gallusbisom 8th Aug 2007, 05:55pm

Good Afternoon Ladies, one and all.

My that is a stunning chapeau that young lady over by the window is wearing. Just perfect for her. She seems to be waving (very elegantly, I might add) to some young gentleman just outside the window and he seems to be waving a bottle of some kind of brown liquid at her! Oh, I do believe he is in the Navy, I can see the words Captain Mor---, can't quite see the rest, these monocles are just not doing the job these days. Don't you think that as a Navy man, we should allow him in to enjoy a spot of tea and some lovely finger sandwiches? And, perhaps a couple of slices of Battenburg cake or a Swiss tart?

Ahem, may I request a pot of green tea, please? It's very refreshing. Thank you


GB

Hoi, kin a jist ask, who is daen awe the servin? Ur wi taken turns ur huv we hired somebiddy? Ah'll take ma turn, jist no the same day as ah'm daen the sterrs at Betty's. Ah know, ah've nae couth at awe. biggrin.gif

Posted by: tammy 8th Aug 2007, 06:26pm

Hi Keelie were you still waiting on me. I was delayed talking with that nosey wee woman in the corner wearing the big hat. I tried to get your attention pal, but she kept blocking your view. Is there still some tea in the pot? A wee cucumber and salmon sandwich would go down, then we can have a look at all the tarts eh. Oh by the way what do you think of my new bag I just bought? I got it at the sales.

Posted by: keelie gal 8th Aug 2007, 06:49pm

Well miss Tammy thats a fine bag you got yourself there must have set you back a few bob and a hat tae match aswell my my ye look grand looking like that tammy we better ferget the tarts and order eggs benidict and a pot of earl grey my dear laugh.gif

Posted by: stuarty 8th Aug 2007, 11:43pm

oh miss gemini see that lady with the big hat on the corner seat can you aske her to remove it as im at the back in the corner sitting quietly reading the ft index to see how the shares in the but and ben and the tearoom are doing as a had a flutter on them they both went up in the 29%bracket for the tea room and 35%for the but and ben oh a see that theres a new addition the holiday topic is a steady 28%so that not bad for new share editions a shall wait and see if a will gamble on the english rose as i dont want to tempt fate so a shll wait a while as it is booming now oh am a silly billy a see its on the market at 26%and it is rising a shall buy a few thousand of them also
hope the lady with hat ladies is now not obscuring your view of the kaneman walking up and down with his eldorado again poor unfortunate i might put a little phone number to contact when he needs help as i know a few friend in high places that can fix him up ha ha laugh.gif oh can i have another pot of ginger and honey please as it fixes the digestive system out also thank you these robot teamaids are very good at their jobs very good 21st centuary wow

Posted by: penny dainty 9th Aug 2007, 04:47am

Ah G.B a tea lover like myself, have tried many teas, we have a wee shoppy in Brisbane that sells all kinds of loose tea and I love trying them all .Had an amaretto tea from there , it was lovely.One I never got a fancy for though was Lapsang Sooshong, that was absolutely mingin.
Think today though I will have a pot of orange pekoe and a wee slice of mango cheesecake.Might go and sit next to the lady in the corner with the large chapeau on , just nosey want to see who it is hidin under it.

Posted by: keelie gal 9th Aug 2007, 08:40am

Just wondering if you ladies sell apple caramel blossoms in here biggrin.gif

Posted by: RonD 9th Aug 2007, 11:10am

Jings, cin ah put doon ma pinkie finger noo, it''s fair gettin'cramped huvin' it up in air while drinkin' fae these wee china tea cups

Posted by: stuarty 9th Aug 2007, 02:19pm

oh breakfast over one just popped in to say miss gemini i recived a beautiful postcard from anne1 she is a wonderful lady and will lve the tearoom as this is just up her street must find a private corner to dicuss buissness with a salesman selling nice beds for the bed and breakfast so he shall laugh.gif be footing the bill tosat i shal have ritz style high tea thank you cyber teamaid

Posted by: Gemini 9th Aug 2007, 02:37pm

that was very nice of Anne sending you that card miss stuarty, now keep in mid that the hat competition is tomorrow, mr Ron gentleman dont have to have pinkie in the air thats a female thing so dont you worry now if anybody says anything you just let us know and we will explain to them in our genteel fashion what they can do with their pinkie

Posted by: Marion Niven Dougan 9th Aug 2007, 03:45pm

Hear, hear miss Ria, very formal eh????? I just finished my breakfast at The English Rose, Miss Linda does a terrific Breakfast. Such a lovely establishment. high class just like this Miss Ria, we Ladies certainlly do it in style. Mr Ron how are you??? So nice of you to admire my hat, I just love it. Oh there's Miss Melody coming in, need to ask her a favor, catch you all later Darlings!!!

Posted by: keelie gal 9th Aug 2007, 05:10pm

Aye nae bother Ron ye kin put your wee pinkie down and give it a rest but my my dont you look the part in yer suit and hat is that a wee feather ye have in the side of it its awful nice so it is Ron wink.gif now that your hear you must try one of those apple caramel blossoms with yer tea its a must

Posted by: Gemini 10th Aug 2007, 01:06pm

well ladies the big day is here to judge the winning hat, but first of all lets get all our teapots refilled and all our hats laid out on that long table over there, my oh my some real beautiful hats, we shall have our teas then the judging will begin, oh Mr Ron I dont think your hat warrants judging but we will give you an honorary award yes indeed we will.

Posted by: stratson 10th Aug 2007, 02:15pm

Who is doing the judging Gemini? Do you think my white Eva Bartok hat stands a chance, . always been my favourite since I first wore it in 1961. I'd like a cappucino and a Blueberry Muffin please. My usual window seat will be just fine thank you. laugh.gif

Posted by: Anne1 10th Aug 2007, 03:06pm

rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif hi gemini am desparate for real good cup of scottish tea and would love a hot toasted muffin drippin wae butter to make ma day service is lovely in here a must remember to be ladylike and no drink out of ma saucer

Posted by: Gemini 10th Aug 2007, 04:06pm

oh ladies enjoy your tea and pastries, now in my opinion maybe Ron will do the judging but i dont see him so methinks the beautiful black hat with the white brim and those lovely ostrich feathers seems to take the cake(pardon the pun) and the prize is this beautiful platnum (xcuse the spelling) hat pin with the 4 carat champagne diamond is the winner, now whoever owns this beautiful hat please step forward.

Posted by: witshisname 10th Aug 2007, 05:43pm

Afternoon ladies,i was oot for a wee walk and seen ye's all in here so i thought i'd come in fer aw ee pot of tea and a couple choccie eclairs if there's any goin.Do i still have time tae run oot and get a hat fer this competition or is it just for the ladies??.

Posted by: angel 10th Aug 2007, 06:13pm

I do , rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif I do

Posted by: angel 10th Aug 2007, 06:14pm

QUOTE (angel @ 10th Aug 2007, 05:30 PM) *
I do , rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif I do


thats ma hat

Posted by: penny dainty 10th Aug 2007, 10:54pm

Angel where's all my lovely doilies, they were on the tables , wait a minute , what's that on your head?ANG.....EL! laugh.gif

Posted by: RonD 11th Aug 2007, 12:04am

Thanks ladies fourr the compliments oan the hat, noo that ye've a' seen it ah shall huv tae take it aff bein' a gentleman an' a'. It's awright, ye cin admire ma nice shed in ma hair!

Posted by: angel 11th Aug 2007, 01:46am

aw Penny, am sorry, A didnae kno they wir dollies..... rolleyes.gif unsure.gif

Posted by: Rularedhead 11th Aug 2007, 02:50am

Where did you get that hat , where did you get that hat, I have a wonderful image ( well a really brillaint wan,sorry one) of all you toffs sitting in the tea-room having a lovely time. I wish I wisnea so common as I always wanted to be a snob but I hope all you LADIES WHO LUNCH (and GENTS) have a spiffing time and may the best headrest, headboard, head-ache, heid in the hauns, heid-banger, a mean the person wi the best hat wins this contest

cheers Bertie
P.S. my granchildren are saving up to send me to a LADY school in Switzerland .

Posted by: penny dainty 11th Aug 2007, 03:58am

Why go to Switzerland Bertie , we can teach one all one needs to ken about etiquette here.
Lesson number one take ones pinkie and stick it oot in the air. biggrin.gif

Posted by: Java 11th Aug 2007, 06:51am

My that's a lovely shed Ron, d'ye keep yer tools in that?

Could wan hiv a wee cuppa wi a salmon paste sanwitch please, and two cream buns....oh, hus sumdy hauf inched the lovely doilies?

Posted by: Anne1 11th Aug 2007, 09:31am

rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif greedy guts java wan buns enough

Posted by: Java 11th Aug 2007, 11:09am

The other wans for Ron.....lateron...laugh.gif

Posted by: Gemini 11th Aug 2007, 01:25pm

it looks like Angel won the prize, now I have to go away for a wee while little family crisis so take care of the fort dont know for sure how long I will be gone, someone needs to take charge of ordering the dainties, so work it out, see you all when I get back, save a table for me, Toodles for now.

Posted by: angel 11th Aug 2007, 02:57pm

I am so very pleased to have won these lovely prizes, that was my best hat ,
so thanks again everyone , now lets off to the cyber pub and celebrate.... biggrin.gif

Posted by: Java 11th Aug 2007, 03:00pm

Hope it's nothin too serious Miss Gemini...ah'll mind aw the cream buns till ye get back...mattrafact, best jist take them tae my hoose for safekeepin....ah'll jist lick the icin sugar off them aw, don't want it gettin oan wans kerpet now, dae we...

Posted by: witshisname 11th Aug 2007, 06:13pm

Hope everything's allright Gemini,and don't worry aboot the dainties we'll get em in and mibbe even sample a few just tae make sure they are fresh :)Come back soon.

Posted by: penny dainty 11th Aug 2007, 11:23pm

erm why is everyone talking about me if theyre dainties then you cant have them unless you ask nice first.
Hope all goes well Miss Gemini.

Posted by: penny dainty 11th Aug 2007, 11:25pm

Angel can we have the doillies back on the tables now puleese

Posted by: witshisname 12th Aug 2007, 01:15am

Hello everyone,
had a lovely day the day,just thought i would pop in fer a tea and a scone and jam to take back to the B&B.

Posted by: angel 12th Aug 2007, 01:50am

well penny, seeing as I got the prize I will give you back the doillies.... tongue.gif

And dare I ask,, Who is Alex Harvey,,, rolleyes.gif

Posted by: penny dainty 12th Aug 2007, 05:00am

WHAT! Who did ye say? who? ARRRRGGHHHHHH ohmy.gif

Posted by: angel 12th Aug 2007, 04:17pm

oops, it's a secret is it..... unsure.gif

Posted by: witshisname 12th Aug 2007, 04:41pm

sorry sorry sorry i'm late,i tell ye's what i'll give ye the first pot of tea on the house and yer choice of pastry,cake,or bun fer free smile.gif

Posted by: witshisname 12th Aug 2007, 07:48pm

Havin another wee drink while watchin a bit of telly after doin ma yearly clean up...lol

Posted by: Java 12th Aug 2007, 07:58pm

Ye could staun a spoon in this tea...how long did ye leave it maskin fur?...any buns left? biggrin.gif

Posted by: witshisname 12th Aug 2007, 08:19pm

och java i thought ye had asked fer iced tea sorry aboot that,and there are a couple of sticky buns left wae yer name oan them.lol

Posted by: Java 12th Aug 2007, 08:34pm

ocht well ah'll let ye off then....could ye put two cream slices in a poke, ah'll take them for ma supper..

Posted by: witshisname 13th Aug 2007, 01:51am

ok i'll lift aww the chairs and wash the floor tonight,there's a couple of custard creams left over if anyones interested.Sorry Java aww the cream slices went this afternoon sad.gif

Posted by: penny dainty 13th Aug 2007, 02:13am

No Angel no secret , only the best showman to come out of Scotland biggrin.gif

Posted by: angel 13th Aug 2007, 12:46pm

Did'nt know that Penny, smile.gif

Posted by: witshisname 13th Aug 2007, 04:17pm

Good evening folks,hope that yer aww havin a great day.The sun is oot and shinin away,think i'll make up a nice batch of iced tea and get the swingy seat put up ootside smile.gif

Posted by: Java 13th Aug 2007, 05:52pm

(Bandit)....Good evening folks...the sun is away and the clouds are oot ,think I'll make up a nice batch of hot tea and get the swingy seat put up in the livin room.....biggrin.gif

Ah'll jist wait here for Annie Laurie if ye don't mind, ah said ah'd meet her furra wee cream bun...

Posted by: stuarty 13th Aug 2007, 10:23pm

with all the phaffing aboot the swingy seat ceases up wheres the wd40 when you need it eh

Posted by: penny dainty 13th Aug 2007, 10:55pm

What a beautiful day it it here today , sun is shining , s'gettin warm .Think I'll get my pretty floral frock on and my white lace gloves, white Daisy Duck shoes and big white hat on and have a wee trip to the tea room.Was going to have green tea , but then again wi Java on board i'm scared it's something imported from the swamp, it being green an all, so maybe stick to a pot of Ceylon and some smoked salmon sanwiches, cut off the crusts please.

Posted by: keelie gal 14th Aug 2007, 08:56am

Right thats me first to try oot the swingy seat wee heee its like going fer a wee hurl so it is biggrin.gif bob i will have a cream slice if ye have any more spare if not i will settle for a strawberry tart stuart can ye make us some caramel cake if yer no too busy wink.gif

Posted by: stuarty 14th Aug 2007, 01:00pm

oh a love carmel cake do u want the choccy topped wan oh have both doll

 

Posted by: angel 14th Aug 2007, 06:04pm

hello Stuarty, nice to see you back again, I'll have pot of tea and an eccles cake, I must say that you bake great eccles cakes, they are my favourite....
My Penny your are looking really nice today, Have your tea and never mind that Java,
she really is ok.. rolleyes.gif tongue.gif

Posted by: Java 14th Aug 2007, 06:13pm

'That Java's' sittin here wi stale buns waitin for Annie Laurie....wan wunders if she meant next Monday....

Posted by: angel 14th Aug 2007, 06:23pm

jist wait an see, Java! laugh.gif

Posted by: witshisname 14th Aug 2007, 06:38pm

Good Afternoon everyone how is ye's this fine Tuesday??,is there any service in here the day or is it help yersel time..lol

Posted by: angel 14th Aug 2007, 06:41pm

there yi go wits, a pot o tea and an Eiffel tower... tongue.gif

Posted by: stratson 14th Aug 2007, 06:50pm

Good evening, am a bit late, busy at that garden of mine, Don't think Annie Laurie is coming java, will join you if ye don't mind? stuarty, can I have a pot of tea, Tetley's will be fine, that caramel cake looks tasty, a portion o' that will be lovely Thank you.

Posted by: Java 14th Aug 2007, 06:56pm

Oh Stratson, it would be wans pleasure....have ye been to the gairden?...how's wee Zak?....wid ye like a wee cream bun?...here, let me jist wipe that wi ma hanky....

Posted by: stratson 14th Aug 2007, 08:03pm

Wan wid luv a cream bun thank you java, ye'll notice a hiv been eatin' rather a lot o' cream buns. Ach well. workin' the gairden will work it aff.Wan hopes! Wee Zak will be payin' ye a visit via e-mail, no wan o' they virus wans I hasten to add. In.t this a very prim wee tea room, lovely atmosphere. tongue.gif

Posted by: Java 14th Aug 2007, 08:05pm

Oh ya dancer...ah mean, why thank you so much Miss Stratson..that will be lovely.....wan lump or two?..sugar ah mean, no workin off...laugh.gif

Posted by: stuarty 14th Aug 2007, 09:16pm

oh miss stratson and miss java one pot of tetleys and the caramel cake on the tearoom as you got stoody up with a miss annie laurie one should leave a wee note on the notice board for her miss java and say the ducks ate the stale buns lol

Posted by: witshisname 14th Aug 2007, 09:49pm

Hello everyone hope ye had a nice day,is it possible tae get a nice cup of hot chocolate the night?? i've got a splittin headache and that usually helps,Ta very much

Posted by: penny dainty 15th Aug 2007, 05:32am

course ye can Bob and Java might even give you a wee cream bun to go wi it, think she has a few left , mind Stratson did swallow a few when she was in, do you think she noticed they were stale?I think she was just being polite myself and didnt want to upset The Green One.
I'll have a coffee today please , had a bit too much tea this weekand no cream buns thanks.

Posted by: Java 15th Aug 2007, 06:51am

They buns wur stale?...are ye sure?...ah licked them aw an ah never noticed.... unsure.gif mind you a feel a wee bit ...haud oan...ph34r.gif

Posted by: stratson 15th Aug 2007, 07:28am

java, am wunderin whit you wiped oaf they cream buns noo wae ter hanky, wiz it a magic potion ?.Ye couldnae've wiped it aw oaf cause a am foo' o' energy this morn' or summat??? rolleyes.gif Did ye get yer wee visitors a sent? laugh.gif

Posted by: Java 15th Aug 2007, 08:13am

Ah did indeed Miss Stratson...thenk you hever so much...am so glad you're full of energy this mornin cos wan has furgoat her purse and will perchance hifty do the dishes...and since you ate hauf the buns, you're oan the dishtowel....laugh.gif

Posted by: Anne1 15th Aug 2007, 08:44am

laugh.gif laugh.gif could I please have tea and toast this morning dont fancy the cakes or buns somehow feel as if they have been well haundled

Posted by: Java 15th Aug 2007, 09:15am

Ah'll make ye some hen...d'ye like it well toa.....Ohhhh....run everybuddy.....that's the smoke alarm....

Posted by: stratson 15th Aug 2007, 12:10pm

As if a wid let you dae the dishes java,the buns and tea are oan me, thocht ye knew a always have a bob or two fur emergencies. biggrin.gif

Posted by: angel 15th Aug 2007, 12:16pm

ladies, everytime Java licks the buns, we spread on fresh icing, so there are no problems
.......... rolleyes.gif

Posted by: Java 15th Aug 2007, 12:48pm

Ah wish ye'd tellt me that earlier Angel, ah can cancel that appointment wi the 'think yer gaun mental' clinic...

Posted by: stuarty 15th Aug 2007, 02:31pm

ahem miss java like was that a think am gone mental clinic or should it no be a know a have gone mental clinc ha ha if a catch you licken yon buns am gonny lick yur heid and stick you to the windie to stop you getin into mischief ya firestarter lol laugh.gif

Posted by: Anne1 15th Aug 2007, 02:41pm

unsure.gif unsure.gif a think am going aff buns wae icing god knows whit happens tae the cream cakes[naw dont tell me]

Posted by: Java 15th Aug 2007, 07:29pm

Annie Laurie ah've been sittin oan ma buns for two days waitin for you....

Posted by: penny dainty 15th Aug 2007, 10:01pm

aw naw now she's trying to hatch them!!

Posted by: Anne1 15th Aug 2007, 10:17pm

laugh.gif laugh.gif wonder whit they will turn out tae be[hatches]

Posted by: Elma 16th Aug 2007, 05:11am

wee flat drop scones...........???????

Posted by: Kaneman 16th Aug 2007, 06:29am

Mihbees shes tryin tae hide mah stick a rock under there.........yeh better no have meltit mah rock an ah cannae read the writtin in the middle ah hate that... ANNE get oer here an sort this big green scallywag oot, she'll no gie meh mah rock unsure.gif

Posted by: penny dainty 16th Aug 2007, 06:36am

Kaneman dinny interupt the ogre when she's hatchin, she might get that stick o rock and belt ye roon the heid wi it.
Drop scones , hee I like that Elma laugh.gif

Posted by: Elma 16th Aug 2007, 06:42am

Any chance of a slice of victoria sponge, I've kinda gone off the iced buns. Don't think Annie's coming Java, care to join me at the wee table by the window? You can slide me the stick of rock, Kaneman'll never notice......... laugh.gif

Posted by: Kaneman 16th Aug 2007, 06:50am

Ah'm startintae think thats the only way ahm gonnae get that stick a rock, endin up wearin it...Ah will join ye fir a cuppa tea Betty's still no back wi the rolls an the bacon is burnt tae bits.. tongue.gif

Posted by: penny dainty 16th Aug 2007, 06:53am

Are ye sure ye widny like a wee cream bun Kaneman, there still warm rolleyes.gif

Posted by: Elma 16th Aug 2007, 06:57am

C'mon Kaneman, Betty should be back by now, we'll pick up some more bacon on the way smile.gif

Posted by: keelie gal 16th Aug 2007, 03:05pm

Kaneman sit yerself doon there's a house specail comming right up fer ye wink.gif no dont say we are no good tae ye eh biggrin.gif

Posted by: stuarty 16th Aug 2007, 05:01pm

oh java these wee eggs are thinkin thier buns cause the green tin was squashin them and miss gemini will be very angry a think unless she is had her mellow chill pill as in camomile tea and a wee fresh scone oh heat up the fresh cream cakes pd and for all the peeps a havent mentioned sorry a know your there but its hard work oh kaneman how did you sneek in were you in ithe invisabubble room first a think we need to spray the magic paint roond the tearoom door as we dont want a lanny swiggin no vest on person in the tearoom as its a upperclass clientelle in here keelie did you sneek him in under demmis roussousis long nighty thingy laugh.gif

 

Posted by: keelie gal 16th Aug 2007, 05:31pm

no honest i found him by the front door said he had been waiting ages tae get served laugh.gif

Posted by: stuarty 16th Aug 2007, 05:54pm

aww hen he conned you the wee skanky manky skunner that he is dissin the tearoom and then takin the mick oot of you keelie he needs a good talkin to a wunnder who will sort him out ant sugestions please ta laugh.gif

Posted by: penny dainty 16th Aug 2007, 10:50pm

hmmm well Miss Stuarty we could sook the stick o rock tae a point and take turns poking him wi it .

Posted by: Kaneman 17th Aug 2007, 07:01am

Ah very good mornin Ladies, as ye cin see ahv goat mah church clathes oan...an ah dinnae drink Lanny...its Eldorado tae ye Stuarty..rich white, but ahm aff the drink cos ahm oan a mission tae find mah stolen stick ah rock mad.gif Ah see PD has given the game away, jist you dare sook mah rock yah thievin wee wummin, an ah wis blamin Java aw the time...Anne ah foond mah rock that sweet toothed PD is the culprit...an thanks Keelie at least ye are Lady Of Note....Thankyou Maam for the invite..see ah cin find a wee bit a culture in mah poakits..noo wheres that PD gone ya wee bizem........

Posted by: Anne1 17th Aug 2007, 07:03am

unsure.gif unsure.gif Huh

Posted by: penny dainty 17th Aug 2007, 07:08am

Loud sooking noises coming from under the table at the window

Posted by: Kaneman 17th Aug 2007, 07:08am

Ahn dont yoo look so back afronted Anne..jist cos ahm in mah Church clobber aye its me, a clean up quite well wit dae ye think... biggrin.gif

Posted by: Kaneman 17th Aug 2007, 07:17am

Thats it ahm aff tae fetch the polis ahn lay a charge o sookin in public wit kinda establishment is this?? ahm shocked doon tae mah toes, oops ah didnae notice they wir stickin oot mah shoos wub.gif

Posted by: Kaneman 17th Aug 2007, 07:41am

Oops please excuse meh ladies ahv jist come back in for a moment ah left a wee broon paper poke wi a wee bottle in it under wan o these tables ahem...my medicine ye see goat a wee cawd, an its sumfin fur mah sare throat... wub.gif

Posted by: keelie gal 17th Aug 2007, 08:08am

laugh.gif laugh.gif yer a character right enuff kaneman i hope ye get yer stick o rock

Posted by: stuarty 17th Aug 2007, 11:40am

quick pd get sookin hard as you can as hes lookin fur his rock and we dont want the police in the tearoom if you get it pointy enough it can look like a pencil and his eldorado bottle a filled it up with watter cause hes teatotal the noo my he does look handsome iun his sundy best my my my fine and dandy see noo if he could just no dwink we could help him calm doon and treat him to a giant stalk of rock but bestis behavour for a week am openinin a book a put a fiver in says he wont last the week anybody else want a bet evens money if he does the week 100/1 he lasts the month ask in code for the bookies book say the sunday best book still open behind the counter ok laugh.gif

 

Posted by: keelie gal 17th Aug 2007, 05:08pm

better watch oot wit ye sook fer kaneman will have that stick o rock down the cop shop getting it tested fer DNA laugh.gif

Posted by: penny dainty 18th Aug 2007, 11:18pm

aye but I'll wash it before I jab him wi it , see no dna or fingerprints and Stuarty I finished his bottle before I filled it up with water , well no sense in wasting good alcohol now is there.

Posted by: stuarty 19th Aug 2007, 04:21pm

dainty dont drink it you never know whit hes been dain way that manky bottle hen you might get the heebiy jeebies lol and we canny have that oops watch heres the nee naawwws comin listin nee naww nee naww nee nawww thats the polus noo quick hide the sunday book and the bottle and the rock and sit all prim and proper ok so we dont look like suspects keep stump ok pd just say if they lift you no comment it really bugs them ok no comment name no comment rock no comment get the drift of the no comment thingmymajig grat were on a roll better than java sittin on the buns laugh.gif

 

Posted by: angel 19th Aug 2007, 07:50pm

a fine thing penny, tae bring booze intae the tearoom, this is a respectable establishment
and we don't need awe these, nee naws,nee naws driving aw oor the place, , never mind Stuarty
things will work oot jist fine.... unsure.gif

Posted by: Elma 19th Aug 2007, 07:54pm

And I just came in for a wee cup of coffee and a cream bun and what do I find - the police looking for the booze, they'll confiscate the bottle and have a wee drink themselves no doubt!!!! laugh.gif

Posted by: angel 19th Aug 2007, 07:59pm

A don't know whit this world is commin tae, so we will just hiv oor tea Elma and hope that
the polis leave soon... unsure.gif

Posted by: Elma 19th Aug 2007, 08:03pm

Right Angel, what'ya having? (Mind, I didn't tell the police I have a wee bottle in a brown paper bag in my shopping bag, ssshhhh)

Posted by: angel 19th Aug 2007, 08:10pm

awe ya wee rascal, yi could hiv fooled me, I hope it's rye... tongue.gif

Posted by: Elma 19th Aug 2007, 08:14pm

Akchelly, it's Bailey's Irish Cream, thought it would go down well with the coffee......... smile.gif

Posted by: angel 19th Aug 2007, 08:22pm

thats jist fine Elma, a touch of class seeing that we're in the tearoom... rolleyes.gif

Posted by: Elma 19th Aug 2007, 08:24pm

Here, quick, nobody's looking........... ohmy.gif

Posted by: angel 19th Aug 2007, 08:46pm

that wis smashin, jist hit the spot.. tongue.gif

Posted by: stuarty 19th Aug 2007, 08:56pm

here ladies just say its an irish coffee theres no crime in that enjoy just say its this stuff shhhhhhh a bobby is listenin

 

Posted by: angel 19th Aug 2007, 09:03pm

thats fine Stuarty... tongue.gif tongue.gif

Posted by: Elma 19th Aug 2007, 09:26pm

thanks stuarty, I'll remember that one smile.gif

Posted by: stuarty 19th Aug 2007, 09:43pm

grrrrrrrr thats fine angel laugh.gif wink.gif am getin it a think oooooooohhhhh a do hope so hen

Posted by: keelie gal 19th Aug 2007, 11:17pm

well i will have some of the baileys ice cream please ladies and kin a hiv a wee flake wi it aswell wink.gif

Posted by: penny dainty 20th Aug 2007, 02:46am

ooh ice cream , me too , me too.My daughter came home for tea last night with the boyfriend and she had been to the local annual show , well she hands her Dad a big stock of pink rock as a wee pressie and I had to laugh, so Kaneman , in all honesty I now have your stock of rock and I am lookin at it right now. laugh.gif I feel a sook comin on, wonder if Mr.Dainty 'll notice if it is a bit smaller rolleyes.gif
Maybe I'll have a wee coffee while i'm here, s'long as the polis are gone that is, wouldnt like them to think I had anything to do wi pinchin the egg mans booze.

Posted by: Elma 20th Aug 2007, 05:22am

coffees all round, Baileys ice cream with a flake for Keelie, I'll have a white mochachino, what flavour for you Penny?

Posted by: penny dainty 20th Aug 2007, 05:54am

oh definately caramel for me Elma biggrin.gif

Posted by: Kaneman 20th Aug 2007, 06:49am

Mornin Ladies, ahm aff the drink so aw you poor sods that got yersels involved in that bettin in aw should be countin yer losses tongue.gif Kin wan have a wee cuppa coffee fir the shakes ye know, kin a kind Lady takit tae mah table oer there by that nice wee pink elephant, that ah think ah won at the bingo ana cannae get rid o the thing follows meh everywhere ago...must be mah magnetic personalityorwhit wub.gifA wee minute slice o custard cake, cos ahm oan a diet tae......

Posted by: Anne1 20th Aug 2007, 08:48am

laugh.gif laugh.gif you talking about me mr

Posted by: Kaneman 20th Aug 2007, 09:00am

Anne, If wan wishes tae join me fur a refreshment, I ahm oan the balcony here havin a wee freshly squeezed Orange juice wi some fresh Kiwi fruit oan the side sit yersel doon whit (dae ye) does wan want cool.gif Ooh Garson excuseeee moi.....







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Posted by: Anne1 20th Aug 2007, 10:09am

laugh.gif yes fresh orange with kiwi woild be ideal kaney is this your abode

Posted by: lindamac 20th Aug 2007, 10:28am

laugh.gif furr jings sakes Anne1 did ye huvty make yer elephantys land oan ma back,crikey am flatened here get thum aff me eek! cin a huv a wee coupla panadol with ma engish brekki tea? fur ma sore boady & wan fluffy elephant tae go please? :lol:them elephantys urr gorjiss Anne better looking than me thats furr sure hahaha

Posted by: Kaneman 20th Aug 2007, 10:35am

Aye when ah stayed in Cape Town, lovely eh? cool.gif Money is better in Johanessburg...still very nice here, different climate, different views, nearly as nice, nae sea though, just bush.....obviously ootside the City....

Posted by: Anne1 20th Aug 2007, 10:36am

laugh.gif did you no hear me shout move over lindi the elephants are coming probably stuffin you face wae cream cake wae PD

Posted by: lindamac 20th Aug 2007, 10:38am

laugh.gif here noo ah resemble that remark!!!!!! laugh.gif

Posted by: Anne1 20th Aug 2007, 10:40am

laugh.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: lindamac 20th Aug 2007, 10:43am

wub.gif ye wantin tae huv a wee pink fluffy elephanty pal like me tae blether tae pal moan jine me furra cuppa pal missed yer wee face & yer cheek tae biggrin.gif

Posted by: Kaneman 20th Aug 2007, 10:44am

Hear, tongue.gif dont you two wummin start interferin wi mah wee elephants...a won them fair an square...gawd this place could drive a person tae drink...

Posted by: Anne1 20th Aug 2007, 10:47am

laugh.gif kaneman youve been on the wagon less than an hour and your talking about drinking tut tut

Posted by: Kaneman 20th Aug 2007, 10:50am

Aye Anne, but its longer in Cyberspace, years actually....ah'm in a time warp ah'n a jist nipped in tae see ye aw tongue.gif An who's been talkin aboot mah wagon??? Ah selt it laugh.gif

Posted by: lindamac 20th Aug 2007, 11:00am

ave paintit yer wagon red kaneman laugh.gif

ave paintit yer wagon red kaneman laugh.gif

lol hahahaha see its that deep a red ave hudty say it twice hahaha

Posted by: Anne1 20th Aug 2007, 11:00am

laugh.gif laugh.gif jjump back on kaney the wagons fine

Posted by: stuarty 20th Aug 2007, 11:02am

psssssss that bookie book on kaneman stayin aff the drink hes hivin dt s so the books closed as he will either get sober or go on the randn bigtime so watch hell be talkin aboot big spiders crawlin oot the was like these

 

Posted by: Kaneman 20th Aug 2007, 11:10am

Ah never goat aff the wagon oan the first place Anne ah think yehve been at mah Captain Morgan that ah won at the bingo...ah'n that wagon ah boat wis a heap a s@#t ah'n a coulnae find a pony big enough tae pull the damn thing where aw them Clydesdales that used tae pull the carts aroon Glesga ah've goat a joab if they want rolleyes.gif Whits that crawlin oer mah erm... sad.gif

Posted by: Anne1 20th Aug 2007, 11:10am

rolleyes.gif naw stuarty hes still on the wagon so hes ok for now

Posted by: Kaneman 20th Aug 2007, 11:12am

So Anne whit dae yeh think o the Fresh Orange Juice an Kiwi fruit an aw....the suns burnin mah heid...put up that umbrella

Posted by: Anne1 20th Aug 2007, 11:15am

laugh.gif the drink is absolutely delicious, ave ordered wan for you in cyber pub

Posted by: lindamac 20th Aug 2007, 11:17am

Hey there Kaneman ma sister used tae stay in Johannesberg in rsa,my parents went for a visit they loved it there. I have a coupla new freends frae the Durban area of rsa tae.whereaboots urr ye?Bye the bye here GGGems ave chopped up a lovely cool rockmelon for us tae eat seeings wurr so warm annawe yoan,anywan want some with some marachino cherrys & the jice poured oer it its very yummy oan a hoat day like this.

Posted by: Kaneman 20th Aug 2007, 11:24am

Haw Anne ah canny be seen goin intae the pub the rumours wid start that ah'm no keepin tae mah plans fur mah holidays wink.gif if yeh no whit ah mean....Aye, Linda a beautiful country indeed, been here nearly 30 years, Johannesburg at the moment... biggrin.gif

Posted by: stuarty 20th Aug 2007, 11:32am

1 kiwifruit and orange juice fir the kaneman

 

Posted by: Kaneman 20th Aug 2007, 11:42am

Aye thanks Stuarty ye had meh worried there fur a minute this is the way a like mah Vitimens in a glass jist like a wee beer............OOPS

Posted by: stuarty 20th Aug 2007, 11:56am

ooops miss keelie asked for flakes for her icecream a got the reall deal hen look

 

Posted by: Kaneman 20th Aug 2007, 12:23pm

Haw Anne ah'm away back oot oan the balconey..ah slaithered sum Nivea oan mah burnin dome so ah'll be jist fine noo sittin in the sun wae a wee sundowner the noo.. nae alcohol of course ah'm savin masel fir mah holidays cool.gif tongue.gif

Posted by: stuarty 20th Aug 2007, 12:34pm

oh where is kaneman going on his holidays please tell am just interested [[[[no really am deeeed nosey ]]] a like big butts and a cannot lie oops wrange place for a sing song laugh.gif

Posted by: witshisname 20th Aug 2007, 01:09pm

1 pot of Tea,a few slices of gingerbreed heavy oan the butter and today's Daily record please.Hivin tae wait fer some bugger fae the fire Dept tae come check oan ma fire alarm.Hope ye's are all havin a great day so far,the sun is oot and shinin away,although there is a wee bit of nip in the air.I guess Autumn cannae be too far away noo.

Posted by: stuarty 20th Aug 2007, 02:13pm

ahemmm mr whits you have just eaten double breakfast and theres no gingerbread left you ate the lot in your sleep so dont tell porkies a funn the wrapper in the bin with your prints on it see a can be an investigator anaw wunder wummin a wunder where a will go next tee hee laugh.gif

Posted by: Marion Niven Dougan 20th Aug 2007, 02:53pm

Miss Linda I am dying for a cup of tea, wee slice of toast with Jam as well. This B/B is always soooo busy. Glad to see it is going so well. Anyone heard from Miss Ria??? Well I will enjoy my tea, I am about to start reading Danielle Steels book.... Coming Out. I jus love her

Posted by: glasgow lass 20th Aug 2007, 05:37pm

rolleyes.gif aha picked that book up the other day marion,,,bit poot it back furr some reason

Posted by: lindamac 21st Aug 2007, 02:32am

biggrin.gif Marion I used tae read awe Danielle steeles books ma favourite yin was two pennies in a fountain was such a lovely story she is a rer wee romantic writer int she,here mibees al jine ye in a cuppa & we cin hae a blethr Marion,how ye dain witts yer favourite book of hers?.......two teas & some crumpet toast[thats a new wee product oot in aussie the noo its a wee crumpet loaf] & delish with hot piping meltit butter oan tapp yummy!

Posted by: penny dainty 21st Aug 2007, 03:44am

two pennies linda ?

Posted by: lindamac 21st Aug 2007, 03:59am

laugh.gif aye thurr was 2 o yees ye mustave been canjined at wann time Penny laugh.gif ........here al chuck ye a towel tae dry aff efter that faw in the fountain Penny dolls.

Posted by: penny dainty 21st Aug 2007, 07:19am

cheers lindy loo , i'll need it , got soaked comin home from work today, now that wee button I pressed for the rain has got stuck on rain mode , could ye send a wee man round tae fix it maybe, had nuff rain now, can I have a wee hot chocolate to heat me up please.

Posted by: Anne1 21st Aug 2007, 07:45am

rolleyes.gif penny you would persist in pressing the buttons so you got whit you asked for please can a have a mug of tea and i sdottish muffin toasted wae butter, mmmmmmmm

Posted by: keelie gal 21st Aug 2007, 08:37am

Nah PD we dont want anymore rain wit we want is some sun so we can have oor tea oot in the terrace today ....AAAhhh Bliss

Posted by: Marion Niven Dougan 21st Aug 2007, 01:19pm

Lindamac, I read all her books. Johnny Angel was really good, the story of her son, you should get it from the Library. I also have Bungalow 2 will start that one this week, Bob is in NEW YORK
on business

Posted by: stuarty 21st Aug 2007, 01:44pm

toast and crumpets cummin up maybe you should enjoy this in the wee room at the back and shhhhh silence please ha ha geminis no been in for a wee while a hope that sales man hisny run away with her as he was handsome and persuasive aww good luck if she has laugh.gif oh enjoy the free smoothies also ladies

 

Posted by: angel 21st Aug 2007, 02:32pm

my Stuarty that breakfast, just looks so tempting, but today I will just have my tea and a toasted bagel smothered in butter, ...Has Elma been in today she said that she would bring a little brown bag again, anyways stuarty you are looking well yourself and all this hard work must be doing you some good,,,,Cheers tongue.gif

Posted by: stuarty 21st Aug 2007, 02:59pm

ho it is angel a haven seen elma the day oh bagels commin yp heres a nice choice for you